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Offline Reds4Life

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Cracking LFC joke
« on: April 11, 2008, 04:52:43 am »
Gerrard, Carragher and Torres go before God.

He questions their belief, Stevie says "Footy to be the food of life". God sits him to the left.

Carra says "Courage, honoure and passion on the pitch" and God sits him to the right.

God says to Torres "And what do you believe son?"

"I believe you're sitting in my seat."
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 04:54:14 am »
I heard something like this before except that it was Fowler that said it.
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 04:54:19 am »
Just read this on a different thread, but it's still brilliant  ;D
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 04:55:51 am »
Quote from: RedRush on April 11, 2008, 04:54:14 am
I heard something like this before except that it was Fowler that said it.

Torres was speaking to Fowler, no?
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 04:56:27 am »
I'll give it a 8/10
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2008, 04:57:38 am »
Quote from: RedRush on April 11, 2008, 04:54:14 am
I heard something like this before except that it was Fowler that said it.
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 07:31:38 am »
Put this on the torres thread last night found in on betfair but it a cracking joke
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 07:41:13 am »
Quote from: Reds4Life on April 11, 2008, 04:52:43 am
Gerrard, Carragher and Torres go before Robbie Fowler.

He questions their belief, Stevie says "Footy to be the food of life". Fowler sits him to the left.

Carra says "Courage, honoure and passion on the pitch" and Fowler sits him to the right.

Robbie says to Torres "And what do you believe son?"

"I believe you're sitting in my seat."


Not yet, though. Not yet.
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 07:53:19 am »
Quote from: Reds4Life on April 11, 2008, 04:55:51 am
Torres was speaking to Fowler, no?
;D Yes. Yes.



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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2008, 07:54:37 am »
A couple more years like this one and he'll be able to say that to Robbie God.
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2008, 08:40:29 am »
It's not a joke. The Torres bit anyway
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Re: Cracking LFC joke
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2008, 08:41:06 am »
boom tish.
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Yep.
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