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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3040 on: June 1, 2019, 11:15:39 pm »
Immense.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3041 on: June 1, 2019, 11:17:07 pm »
"Word of the day is 'philodox' (17th century): one who is in love with their own opinion, and who consequently believes that everyone else should share it."  @susie_dent on twitter - https://twitter.com/susie_dent/status/1419683653844668422

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3042 on: June 1, 2019, 11:19:26 pm »
He’s been the difference. Both in the league and in Europe, we’d not finished where we did without him. Absolute wall!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3043 on: June 1, 2019, 11:21:42 pm »
Just a big massive great c*nt isn't he. So glad we've got him. Feels weird just not having to worry about the goalkeeper. He's got it boxed off for what? 10 years? Sound by me
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3044 on: June 1, 2019, 11:21:57 pm »
Could have paid a billion for him and he would still be worth it. Absolutely amazing.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3045 on: June 1, 2019, 11:22:30 pm »
Wow.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3046 on: June 1, 2019, 11:34:19 pm »
Not sure if he's the greatest goalie ever to play for us, but he's the sexiest motherfucker in the history of the world so at least he's got that going for him.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3047 on: June 1, 2019, 11:35:22 pm »
You get what you pay for, but he's given so much more to us.

Him and VVD are the 2 best buys I think we've made since Klopp.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3048 on: June 1, 2019, 11:36:14 pm »
Wow, shambles that he didn't make the PL Team of the Year.

But in the words of another Colossus Virgil, 'Who cares?'.

What a goalkeeper we have! People calling out for standard saves, but mostly his positioning was good, and the Eriksen free-kick save and Son's save were purely out of good anticipation & reflexes. Eriksen could've put it anywhere - far post to someone's head, where Alisson might have had to come out & punch or cut the cross. So, to anticipate that shot and save it was really good. De Gea would've done one for the cameras there, making it look a harder save than it was. Son's save was critical. The ball was placed perfectly & this is the same shot that Hazard scored against us earlier this season. Getting that covered was no standard save. And that pass to Salah that took precious time for us, and got us going. Simply brilliant!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3049 on: June 1, 2019, 11:37:18 pm »
You get what you pay for, but he's given so much more to us.

Him and VVD are the 2 best buys I think we've made since Klopp.

Robertson too...

But I agree about VVD and AB13.  World Class players making our backline impenetrable --- clean sheets since he has been here 50%. 
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3050 on: June 1, 2019, 11:38:44 pm »
What a fucking keeper, what amazing saves deff MOTM for me. Worth every cent and penny

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3051 on: June 1, 2019, 11:41:57 pm »
When Ali is between the sticks, 90% chance od clean sheet.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3052 on: June 1, 2019, 11:44:11 pm »
When Ali is between the sticks, 90% chance od clean sheet.

It's about 90% chance of me not having a a clean sheet.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3053 on: June 1, 2019, 11:44:53 pm »
So good that I’ll forgive him for all the Jesus nonsense.

Paid the big money to get the best man for the job and look what it’s done for us.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3054 on: June 1, 2019, 11:45:40 pm »
He's no Jordan Pickford though
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3055 on: June 1, 2019, 11:46:44 pm »
So good that I’ll forgive him for all the Jesus nonsense.

Paid the big money to get the best man for the job and look what it’s done for us.
Ali forgives you too.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3056 on: June 1, 2019, 11:52:29 pm »
MotM. Critical down the stretch,

Just perfect technique. Saved everything. No rebounds. No mad moments.

Thank you Ali, you beautiful bastard.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3057 on: June 2, 2019, 12:28:53 am »
Good at goalkeeping.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3058 on: June 2, 2019, 12:29:47 am »
Good at goalkeeping.

Superb at growing a beard too
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3059 on: June 2, 2019, 12:30:28 am »
Fucking love that photo of him with a massive grin hugging big ears.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3060 on: June 2, 2019, 12:30:41 am »
Good at goalkeeping.

No soft goals with him around.  Only game I can remember is when he got stripped (either Leicester or CPalace).

50% clean sheets in all matches?  Crazy good.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3061 on: June 2, 2019, 12:34:41 am »
Signing of the season.

How is he not? The save vs Napoli etc. But first keeper since Reina that saves us points rather than costs us points.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3062 on: June 2, 2019, 12:35:20 am »
Good at goalkeeping.

Not to shabby at distribution either. That quick release to Salah was unbelievable.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3063 on: June 2, 2019, 12:35:47 am »
Fucking love that photo of him with a massive grin hugging big ears.
Like a dad with his baby.

Is he the best Brazilian to have ever played for this club?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3064 on: June 2, 2019, 12:47:35 am »
@Yvanicuzz

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3065 on: June 2, 2019, 12:48:39 am »
Alisson  Alisson  Alisson  !!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3066 on: June 2, 2019, 12:54:49 am »
What a throw for the lead up to the 2nd?
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3067 on: June 2, 2019, 01:42:43 am »
What amazing handling

Esp the final minutes where we didn’t need to be conceding
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3068 on: June 2, 2019, 01:48:37 am »
We signed our Schmeichel  ... what a sensational keeper

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3069 on: June 2, 2019, 02:12:23 am »
Like a dad with his baby.

Is he the best Brazilian to have ever played for this club?

How dare you. He’s not even the best Brazilian keeper we’ve had at the club, lest we forget Diego Cavalieri
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3070 on: June 2, 2019, 02:29:38 am »
What amazing handling

Esp the final minutes where we didn’t need to be conceding

He was literally perfect.

Klopp and Virgil said it best - he made some very difficult moments look easy.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3071 on: June 2, 2019, 02:30:13 am »
Like a dad with his baby.

Is he the best Brazilian to have ever played for this club?
The best looking.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3072 on: June 2, 2019, 02:32:10 am »
He makes the European Cup look tiny. He’s that good.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3073 on: June 2, 2019, 02:34:38 am »
He was the man tonight. Still making great saves deep into injury time with Reds everywhere already celebrating. What a fucking goalkeeper!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3074 on: June 2, 2019, 02:35:16 am »
He decided a clean sheet was the only outcome. Spurs didn’t have a say.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3075 on: June 2, 2019, 02:39:39 am »
não passaram!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3076 on: June 2, 2019, 02:40:03 am »
The best looking.

Not hard considering he's up against Lucas, Stan, Bobby and that fella who fucked off to Barcelona to win stuff

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3077 on: June 2, 2019, 02:46:38 am »
He was the man tonight. Still making great saves deep into injury time with Reds everywhere already celebrating. What a fucking goalkeeper!

He makes it look easy.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3078 on: June 2, 2019, 02:49:41 am »
He makes it look easy.
Which is more than can be said for your cycling!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #3079 on: June 2, 2019, 02:52:56 am »
Which is more than can be said for your cycling!

Haha. I’m an idiot mate.  ;D
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