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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28280 on: November 10, 2022, 06:41:55 pm »
Kane is going to Bayern next year.
No chance. Wants Shearer’s record like a man possessed. And he will get it if he stays at Spurs.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28281 on: November 10, 2022, 10:12:21 pm »
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28282 on: November 11, 2022, 01:03:17 am »
Kane is going to Bayern next year.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28283 on: November 11, 2022, 08:53:09 am »
No chance. Wants Shearer’s record like a man possessed. And he will get it if he stays at Spurs.

Yea I just don't see him leaving, he will be 30 next summer and prolly be able to surpass Shearer in 3-4 seasons. A record that no one thought would ever be broken he is more than capable of breaking it seems

He might even pass Rooney this season if he doesnt get his usual 2-3 month injury

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28284 on: November 11, 2022, 09:43:05 am »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
I’d take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28285 on: November 11, 2022, 10:02:49 am »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
I’d take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Kane has shown in the past that personal glory means more to him than the team.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28286 on: November 11, 2022, 10:22:50 am »
Is winning things at Bayern worth anything though?
Are they usually showings for the domestic trophies?  A CL medal obvs would be different.
Depends on how much he really loves spurs.  A Gerrard for example might value an FA cup title at lfc over a league title elsewhere.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28287 on: November 11, 2022, 10:24:34 am »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
I’d take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Depends really does he support Spurs ??

I guess the way I see it is if he and his family are happy not much point in moving.

He is set for life whether he wins a trophy or not.

Bayern out of the two is the more likely option but i'm not sure I see him playing abroad.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28288 on: November 11, 2022, 02:22:35 pm »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
I’d take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Isn't there a possibility that he goes somewhere in England where he can both chase the record and possibly win something. I agree however that his options aren't many.

City - Doubtful when they got Haaland
Liverpool - Too old, too expensive for us
Chelsea - Destroy Spurs legacy
Arsenal - Become Sol Campbell 2.0
Man Utd - I could see this one maybe happening
Newcastle - Maybe this as well if their Chelsea/City mode starts now

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28289 on: November 11, 2022, 02:45:47 pm »
My money would be on Saudicastle FC.
A perfect sports-washing vehicle for them

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28290 on: November 11, 2022, 04:00:55 pm »
Would be hilarious if he runs his contract down like Campbell and then turns up at the Emirates holding an Arsenal shirt. The meltdown!

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28291 on: November 11, 2022, 04:28:20 pm »
Yea I just don't see him leaving, he will be 30 next summer and prolly be able to surpass Shearer in 3-4 seasons. A record that no one thought would ever be broken he is more than capable of breaking it seems

He might even pass Rooney this season if he doesnt get his usual 2-3 month injury

Nobody besides that annoying Spurs fan who was on here for a while, although I think he guaranteed it would happen and would have been done by now.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28292 on: November 11, 2022, 04:34:07 pm »
Would be hilarious if he runs his contract down like Campbell and then turns up at the Emirates holding an Arsenal shirt. The meltdown!

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28293 on: November 11, 2022, 04:46:57 pm »
If he moved from Spurs, you'd think it would be to somebody who would pay shitloads more and/or had a better chance of winning stuff, so seems unlikely he would pick Arsenal.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28294 on: November 11, 2022, 05:02:56 pm »
I don't have to sell my soul... he's already in me.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28295 on: November 11, 2022, 06:18:30 pm »
I’d take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Haaland leaving in '24 or '25 to replace Benzema at Madrid imo. He has a release clause in his contract for those exact summers when Benzema will most likely retire or leave.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28296 on: November 12, 2022, 04:37:52 pm »
Spent obscene amounts and getting battered every week, how Conte hasnt been sacked yet is beyond me

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28297 on: November 12, 2022, 04:41:32 pm »
Spent obscene amounts and getting battered every week, how Conte hasnt been sacked yet is beyond me

Jammy fuckers how do they keep getting these wins

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28298 on: November 12, 2022, 05:11:56 pm »
Jammy fuckers how do they keep getting these wins
Cos you keep having a pop at them during games, yer jinx..  ;)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28299 on: November 12, 2022, 06:51:47 pm »
Crazy season when this pile of shite are actually third.
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