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Offline Andy @ Allerton!

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2022, 05:10:19 pm »
Nee naw! Nee naw!! Nee!!!

Go the sirens of the police cars

.. Naw! Nee Naw! Nee Naw!!
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Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2022, 09:47:31 pm »
Quote from: Andy @ Allerton! on March 27, 2022, 05:10:19 pm
Nee naw! Nee naw!! Nee!!!

Go the sirens of the police cars

.. Naw! Nee Naw! Nee Naw!!


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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2022, 10:42:41 am »
Quote from: Andy @ Allerton! on March 27, 2022, 05:10:19 pm
Nee naw! Nee naw!! Nee!!!

Go the sirens of the police cars

.. Naw! Nee Naw! Nee Naw!!

Andy....should do this
Google Haiku on google
And then leave this thread
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Quote from: Caligula? on October 22, 2022, 11:39:15 am
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2022, 10:01:24 pm »
People might be bad
we all have souls so show me
the light within you
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2022, 02:33:19 am »
Saw the game today
Crowd of people turned away
LOVE TO RUN YOU RED
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Offline bradders1011

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2022, 04:57:40 pm »
Sudden death pen time
Konstantinos Tsimikas
Greek Scouser scores it
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