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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26200 on: January 29, 2023, 07:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Al 666 on January 29, 2023, 07:54:54 pm
I heard Dyche needs to get his LFC tattoos lasered before he turns up at Grinch Farm.

Can he not just wear a long sleeved shirt like Carragher.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26201 on: January 29, 2023, 09:03:45 pm »
Quote from: 4pool on January 29, 2023, 06:12:17 pm
Tuesday April 25th
Everton v Newcastle

Will Anthony Gordon get out of the car park?
Depends if the away team still have to get changed there.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26202 on: January 29, 2023, 09:05:06 pm »
Has Dyche been confirmed yet?
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26203 on: January 29, 2023, 09:21:00 pm »
Quote from: Solomon Grundy on January 29, 2023, 09:05:06 pm
Has Dyche been confirmed yet?
Confirmed, or sectioned?
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26204 on: January 29, 2023, 09:22:24 pm »
Quote from: Solomon Grundy on January 29, 2023, 09:05:06 pm
Has Dyche been confirmed yet?
Tomorrow…

They will then make two loan signings and a couple of crappy permanent signings
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26205 on: January 29, 2023, 09:23:16 pm »
Quote from: PaulF on January 29, 2023, 09:21:00 pm
Confirmed, or sectioned?

Should be the latter, but it appears it's going to be the former.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26206 on: January 29, 2023, 09:23:36 pm »
Quote from: TepidT2O on January 29, 2023, 09:22:24 pm
Tomorrow…

They will then make two loan signings and a couple of crappy permanent signings

Ah, O.k.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26207 on: January 29, 2023, 09:30:00 pm »
Quote from: TepidT2O on January 29, 2023, 09:22:24 pm
Tomorrow…

They will then make two loan signings and a couple of crappy permanent signings

What player on earth would be mad enough to go there?
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26208 on: January 29, 2023, 11:05:29 pm »
Gordon for £40m when they apparently wanted £60m. No doubt £20m worth of Saudi-based sponsorship will bd incoming in the summer.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26209 on: January 30, 2023, 07:21:59 am »
Lookman left them 3 years ago, now 2nd most goalscorer in Serie A with 12 goals.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26210 on: January 30, 2023, 09:58:49 am »
Quote from: elsewhere on January 30, 2023, 07:21:59 am
Lookman left them 3 years ago, now 2nd most goalscorer in Serie A with 12 goals.

To be fair he came back again to Leicester and was shit there too
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26211 on: January 30, 2023, 10:35:27 am »
Quote from: Stockholm Syndrome on January 30, 2023, 09:58:49 am
To be fair he came back again to Leicester and was shit there too

Scored a winner against us though.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26212 on: January 30, 2023, 11:18:26 am »
Quote from: Lycan on January 30, 2023, 10:35:27 am
Scored a winner against us though.

Don't remind me; couldn't find our scoring boots that day in a game we otherwise should have won. Would have won us the league last year as well (theoretically of course)
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26213 on: January 30, 2023, 12:56:35 pm »
Still nothing... please let Dyche pull out last minute (apologies for the grotesque image this may produce on a Monday lunchtime)
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26214 on: January 30, 2023, 12:57:53 pm »
Quote from: Vote For Pedro on January 30, 2023, 12:56:35 pm
Still nothing... please let Dyche pull out last minute (apologies for the grotesque image this may produce on a Monday lunchtime)
Onana-ism?
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26215 on: January 30, 2023, 01:03:54 pm »
Quote from: Vote For Pedro on January 30, 2023, 12:56:35 pm
Still nothing... please let Dyche pull out last minute (apologies for the grotesque image this may produce on a Monday lunchtime)


Oh please, please. They have 34 hours of the transfer window left to spend (installment 1 at least) the Gordon money wisely and presumably with Sean's approval. I know Everton like to get things right but..............
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26216 on: January 30, 2023, 01:10:06 pm »
Quote from: Vote For Pedro on January 30, 2023, 12:56:35 pm
Still nothing... please let Dyche pull out last minute (apologies for the grotesque image this may produce on a Monday lunchtime)
He's at Finch Farm this morning apparently. Definitelty not turning down a fat pay day like this.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26217 on: January 30, 2023, 01:22:29 pm »
Quote from: elsewhere on January 30, 2023, 07:21:59 am
Lookman left them 3 years ago, now 2nd most goalscorer in Serie A with 12 goals.

A goalscoring left-footed right winger? Sounds like a tailor-made Salah backup/successor. Sign him up, might even count as homegrown.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26218 on: January 30, 2023, 01:40:46 pm »
Quote from: rossipersempre on January 30, 2023, 01:10:06 pm
He's at Finch Farm this morning apparently. Definitelty not turning down a fat pay day like this.
5 mil a year I believe to go to that toxic looney bin.

Best of luck to him.



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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26219 on: January 30, 2023, 02:04:34 pm »
Confirmed

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26220 on: January 30, 2023, 02:05:41 pm »
Quote from: Funky_Gibbons on January 30, 2023, 02:04:34 pm
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Has he been fired yet...........? 🤔
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26221 on: January 30, 2023, 02:07:20 pm »
Quote from: 24/7 on January 30, 2023, 02:05:41 pm
Has he been fired yet...........? 🤔
Give the fans a chance to boo him first!!
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26222 on: January 30, 2023, 02:12:58 pm »
Quote from: Funky_Gibbons on January 30, 2023, 02:07:20 pm
Give the fans a chance to boo him first!!
Sorry, yeah.........

Has he been boooooooed yet? ;D
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26223 on: January 30, 2023, 02:14:55 pm »
Did the Bullens Wall select him?
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26224 on: January 30, 2023, 02:15:34 pm »
Quote from: Funky_Gibbons on January 30, 2023, 02:04:34 pm
Confirmed



And just a few short hours later

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26225 on: January 30, 2023, 02:23:16 pm »
Sean Dyche's managerial record in the Premier League:

◉ 258 games
◉ 27.9% win percentage
◉ -115 goal difference

So with 12 games left he may win 3-4 of them if he maintains that record.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26226 on: January 30, 2023, 02:24:35 pm »
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26227 on: January 30, 2023, 02:27:33 pm »
Quote from: Funky_Gibbons on January 30, 2023, 02:23:16 pm
Sean Dyche's managerial record in the Premier League:

◉ 258 games
◉ 27.9% win percentage
◉ -115 goal difference

So with 12 games left he may win 3-4 of them if he maintains that record.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26228 on: January 30, 2023, 02:27:52 pm »
Quote from: 24/7 on January 30, 2023, 02:24:35 pm
Whaaaaaat?  :o :lmao
He'll get them organised..........
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26229 on: January 30, 2023, 02:39:34 pm »
Quote from: Funky_Gibbons on January 30, 2023, 02:27:52 pm
He'll get them organised..........
.... for life in the Championship
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26230 on: January 30, 2023, 02:40:31 pm »
Everton 0 Arsenal 5


Dyche out, booooooooo, Dyche out, boooooooooo, sack the board, boooooooooo, Dyche out, booooooooooo
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26231 on: January 30, 2023, 02:46:48 pm »
What do the bluenoses think of this appointment? They've successfully transitioned into a club happy to escape relegation now. A manager sacked by Burnley, due to worry he'd get them relegated.
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26232 on: January 30, 2023, 02:52:07 pm »
Quote from: Black Bull Nova on January 30, 2023, 02:40:31 pm
Everton 0 Arsenal 5
That'll help the average GD ;D
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26233 on: January 30, 2023, 02:58:03 pm »
a good fit for them...shame the fat Tory didn't stay longer though as they may/would have actually been flushed this season.....
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26234 on: January 30, 2023, 03:13:41 pm »
Everton launch Sean Dyche era with £45m bid for Chelsea’s Conor Gallagher

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jan/30/sean-dyche-confirmed-as-everton-manager-on-contract-to-2025
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26235 on: January 30, 2023, 03:15:44 pm »
Just reading before the story cuts into the log in thing, the last words you can read are "The 22 is unlikely to want to move to Goodison Park"
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26236 on: January 30, 2023, 03:17:50 pm »
Quote from: Stockholm Syndrome on January 30, 2023, 03:15:44 pm
Just reading before the story cuts into the log in thing, the last words you can read are "The 22 is unlikely to want to move to Goodison Park"

Hardly news, is it?
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26237 on: January 30, 2023, 03:30:24 pm »
Sean Dyche after meeting the Everton players....

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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26238 on: January 30, 2023, 03:45:34 pm »
To be fair to some blue noses they do at least have a sense of humour about it. The best line I heard from one them was "Sean Dyche takes his own bacon on holiday". Creased me up
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Re: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)
« Reply #26239 on: January 30, 2023, 04:01:31 pm »
Quote from: Pistolero on January 30, 2023, 02:58:03 pm
a good fit for them...shame the fat Tory didn't stay longer though as they may/would have actually been flushed this season.....

Another jammy escape would be worth it if they went down in their last game at Goodison.

They always scab out of it though.
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