Who would buy Everton at this stage? A half built stadium with another 200-300m needed to finish it. A weak squad flirting with relegation. A callow, unproven manager. Literally one of the biggest teams in the world next door. And, in a global era, a tiny catchment of supporters priding themselves on their local status, like a pornstar boasting of having ythe smallest penis in the business. It's a terrible investment