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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30400 on: November 22, 2022, 02:00:33 pm »
You can't get out once youre there.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30401 on: November 22, 2022, 02:00:47 pm »
wish he would just go somewhere else.

I would take him when Klopp leaves though
not in a million years. 

not just his personality, but his football "Philosophy" produces the most boring crap anywhere. 

and he'd never join us unless we had owners that fed him whatever transfer money he wanted, anytime, no matter how it was obtained.

no thanks.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30402 on: November 22, 2022, 02:14:32 pm »
Well that is fucking shite.

He will be on 7 leagues by then.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30403 on: November 22, 2022, 02:20:51 pm »
Another few bank accounts created in far regions today

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30404 on: November 22, 2022, 02:26:48 pm »
Was always going to happen once Klopp extended.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30405 on: November 22, 2022, 02:27:51 pm »
wish he would just go somewhere else.

I would take him when Klopp leaves though

take him where? Out for a drink? Make sure he pays.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30406 on: November 22, 2022, 02:36:16 pm »
take him where? Out for a drink? Make sure he pays.
I'd take him out with a headbutt.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30407 on: November 22, 2022, 03:32:40 pm »
I'd take him out with a headbutt.

He's got quite a dome on him.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30408 on: November 22, 2022, 03:37:16 pm »
He's got quite a dome on him.

Might have to headbutt him
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30409 on: November 22, 2022, 03:41:08 pm »
He's got quite a dome on him.
Might have to headbutt him

I have a big Irish spud head. One headbutt would be sufficient.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30410 on: November 22, 2022, 03:43:13 pm »
You can't get out once youre there.
He'll still be there in his 90s, trying to win the Champions League.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30411 on: November 22, 2022, 05:55:02 pm »
All the money keeping him at Abu Dhabi FC 100%, I mean he must be bored shitless by now anyway, I found it fun playing Championship manager with the cheat codes to buy anyone I wanted but honestly after a season or two it's not fun anymore as you know it's just cheating so the competitive edge is lost. Already eyeing up Bellingham now too it seems so doesn't look like the FFP kings are stopping any time soon.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30412 on: November 23, 2022, 03:08:16 am »
He'll still be there in his 90s, trying to win the Champions League.

Nah.  Oil money will be worthless by then.  The average personal motor vehicle will either be electric or hybrid. 


The next 10-20 years are the "make hay while the sun shines" years for oil money.     City will be dropped by the Sheikh as soon as oil revenues drop to low levels permanently.
Klopp that!

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30413 on: November 23, 2022, 10:11:27 am »
Nah.  Oil money will be worthless by then.  The average personal motor vehicle will either be electric or hybrid. 


The next 10-20 years are the "make hay while the sun shines" years for oil money.     City will be dropped by the Sheikh as soon as oil revenues drop to low levels permanently.

They've got at least £700 billion in the bank, the saudis are into £trillions, I think they are ok for a bit
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30414 on: November 23, 2022, 11:12:16 am »
Guess he needs a few more years to win CL, though will he jump when the barcodes are smacking them into 2nd place each season. Actually I think if they were not consistent top team each year they would fall further as motivation levels would dip. Think the only reason they push so hard for titles in the past 5 years is we pushed them to the limit.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30415 on: November 23, 2022, 03:40:27 pm »
wish he would just go somewhere else.

I would take him when Klopp leaves though

Take him wherever you like and leave him there.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30416 on: November 23, 2022, 03:41:13 pm »
You can't get out once youre there.

Not until they're finished with you.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30417 on: November 23, 2022, 06:50:50 pm »
Nah.  Oil money will be worthless by then.  The average personal motor vehicle will either be electric or hybrid. 


The next 10-20 years are the "make hay while the sun shines" years for oil money.     City will be dropped by the Sheikh as soon as oil revenues drop to low levels permanently.
They've been diversifying their holdings and investments for the last 20 years or so, that's why half of the luxury accommodation is sitting empty around London, owned by Russian crooks and Middle Eastern despotic regimes, they own media companies and airlines and other businesses, it'll be a long time before they run out of money.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30418 on: November 23, 2022, 07:31:32 pm »
They've been diversifying their holdings and investments for the last 20 years or so, that's why half of the luxury accommodation is sitting empty around London, owned by Russian crooks and Middle Eastern despotic regimes, they own media companies and airlines and other businesses, it'll be a long time before they run out of money.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30419 on: November 23, 2022, 07:40:21 pm »
They've got at least £700 billion in the bank, the saudis are into £trillions, I think they are ok for a bit

Money in the bank, UK, French and US governments in their pocket.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30420 on: November 23, 2022, 08:21:43 pm »
Pep will only be allowed to leave when Klopp leaves. City own him.

It would almost be worth seeing United taken over by sportswashers to have them put these cnuts back in their box again. They are terrified of returning to irrelevant poverty.  As opposed to being irrelevant and minted.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30421 on: November 23, 2022, 08:24:05 pm »
Pep will only be allowed to leave when Klopp leaves. City own him.

It would almost be worth seeing United taken over by sportswashers to have them put these cnuts back in their box again. They are terrified of returning to irrelevant poverty.  As opposed to being irrelevant and minted.

And at the same time, typical of United to come good again when City fall apart when we were so good yet having to go head to head with them.

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« Reply #30422 on: November 23, 2022, 08:25:40 pm »
And at the same time, typical of United to come good again when City fall apart when we were so good yet having to go head to head with them.

I'd rather go head to head against United than City. Regardless of who buys United, Liverpool is not the club they were taking the piss out of for 30 odd years.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30423 on: December 1, 2022, 02:15:46 pm »
I see the investigation into coin throwing has been closed, with no evidence found. Don’t all be shocked now.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30424 on: December 1, 2022, 02:18:43 pm »
I see the investigation into coin throwing has been closed, with no evidence found. Don’t all be shocked now.

I look forward to that being widely publicised, as the initial allegations were.

Any news on their poor bus? :(
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30425 on: December 1, 2022, 02:19:42 pm »
not in a million years. 

not just his personality, but his football "Philosophy" produces the most boring crap anywhere. 

and he'd never join us unless we had owners that fed him whatever transfer money he wanted, anytime, no matter how it was obtained.

no thanks.

I don’t know. Anfield is like the last hill in football he hasn’t climbed. Loses his head whenever he is here. He understands the Romance of football, yet has shunned it, I can see him wanting to manage here. It destroys him a little the connection Klopp has with fanbases, dortmund and here.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30426 on: December 1, 2022, 02:22:22 pm »
I see the investigation into coin throwing has been closed, with no evidence found. Don’t all be shocked now.
Can't wait for all the coordinated PR releases, their friendly journo's articles and the social media bots to be all over this.

Oh wait.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30427 on: December 1, 2022, 02:42:11 pm »
I see the investigation into coin throwing has been closed, with no evidence found. Don’t all be shocked now.

Authorities and media scared of upsetting Liverpool FC. We all know it happened.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30428 on: December 1, 2022, 05:11:23 pm »
I don’t know. Anfield is like the last hill in football he hasn’t climbed. Loses his head whenever he is here. He understands the Romance of football, yet has shunned it, I can see him wanting to manage here. It destroys him a little the connection Klopp has with fanbases, dortmund and here.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30429 on: December 1, 2022, 05:21:05 pm »
The only updates I ever want to see in this thread is of FIFA/UEFA/PL/FA bringing them to account for 14 years of outright cheating, alas I fear it'll never be done.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30430 on: December 1, 2022, 06:02:30 pm »
The only updates I ever want to see in this thread is of FIFA/UEFA/PL/FA bringing them to account for 14 years of outright cheating, alas I fear it'll never be done.

Both organisations riddled with corruption, Qatar own Infantino and also have fingers in UEFA, not a chance now as that would shine the light on the cheating at PSG

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30431 on: December 1, 2022, 06:53:38 pm »
Pep at Anfield?  Fuck that. I'd rather have Mourhino.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30432 on: December 1, 2022, 07:16:09 pm »
I see the investigation into coin throwing has been closed, with no evidence found. Don’t all be shocked now.
Just the phantom 'bus attack' to clear up now.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30433 on: December 1, 2022, 07:40:16 pm »
Pep at Anfield?  Fuck that. I'd rather have Mourhino.
I’d rather have Roy Hodgson

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« Reply #30434 on: December 1, 2022, 07:42:45 pm »
I’d rather have Roy Hodgson
I think we're pushing the boundaries of reality here somewhat, I'd rather have Mr Blobby than Roy fucking Hodgson.

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« Reply #30435 on: December 1, 2022, 08:49:59 pm »
I think we're pushing the boundaries of reality here somewhat, I'd rather have Mr Blobby than Roy fucking Hodgson.
I just wouldn’t want that horrible cheating bastard Ped at our club.

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« Reply #30436 on: December 2, 2022, 01:20:33 am »
I see the investigation into coin throwing has been closed, with no evidence found. Don’t all be shocked now.

What I'm reading is that there was some evidence of coin tossing but no conclusive evidence of who the perpetrators were so there's no way of laying charges. Might need to put our pitchforks away on this one.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30437 on: December 2, 2022, 05:41:40 am »
Gerrard when he gets the job after Klopp

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30438 on: December 2, 2022, 10:07:33 am »
Just the phantom 'bus attack' to clear up now.
No doubt blueloon will be full of angst and conspiracy theories whilst they gloss over and excuse their ruler’s human rights record and city’s blatant financial cheating.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30439 on: December 2, 2022, 11:04:34 am »
What I'm reading is that there was some evidence of coin tossing but no conclusive evidence of who the perpetrators were so there's no way of laying charges. Might need to put our pitchforks away on this one.

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