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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30400 on: November 22, 2022, 02:00:33 pm »
You can't get out once youre there.
And if the rain stops, and everything's dry.. she would cry, just so I could drink tears from her eyes.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30401 on: November 22, 2022, 02:00:47 pm »
wish he would just go somewhere else.

I would take him when Klopp leaves though
not in a million years. 

not just his personality, but his football "Philosophy" produces the most boring crap anywhere. 

and he'd never join us unless we had owners that fed him whatever transfer money he wanted, anytime, no matter how it was obtained.

no thanks.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30402 on: November 22, 2022, 02:14:32 pm »
Well that is fucking shite.

He will be on 7 leagues by then.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30403 on: November 22, 2022, 02:20:51 pm »
Another few bank accounts created in far regions today

He's winning the Abu Dhabi bank lotto this Friday
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30404 on: November 22, 2022, 02:26:48 pm »
Was always going to happen once Klopp extended.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30405 on: November 22, 2022, 02:27:51 pm »
wish he would just go somewhere else.

I would take him when Klopp leaves though

take him where? Out for a drink? Make sure he pays.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30406 on: November 22, 2022, 02:36:16 pm »
take him where? Out for a drink? Make sure he pays.
I'd take him out with a headbutt.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30407 on: November 22, 2022, 03:32:40 pm »
I'd take him out with a headbutt.

He's got quite a dome on him.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30408 on: November 22, 2022, 03:37:16 pm »
He's got quite a dome on him.

Might have to headbutt him
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30409 on: November 22, 2022, 03:41:08 pm »
He's got quite a dome on him.
Might have to headbutt him

I have a big Irish spud head. One headbutt would be sufficient.
Big Irish spud head v his nose, no contest.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30410 on: November 22, 2022, 03:43:13 pm »
You can't get out once youre there.
He'll still be there in his 90s, trying to win the Champions League.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30411 on: November 22, 2022, 05:55:02 pm »
All the money keeping him at Abu Dhabi FC 100%, I mean he must be bored shitless by now anyway, I found it fun playing Championship manager with the cheat codes to buy anyone I wanted but honestly after a season or two it's not fun anymore as you know it's just cheating so the competitive edge is lost. Already eyeing up Bellingham now too it seems so doesn't look like the FFP kings are stopping any time soon.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30412 on: November 23, 2022, 03:08:16 am »
He'll still be there in his 90s, trying to win the Champions League.

Nah.  Oil money will be worthless by then.  The average personal motor vehicle will either be electric or hybrid. 


The next 10-20 years are the "make hay while the sun shines" years for oil money.     City will be dropped by the Sheikh as soon as oil revenues drop to low levels permanently.
Klopp that!

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30413 on: November 23, 2022, 10:11:27 am »
Nah.  Oil money will be worthless by then.  The average personal motor vehicle will either be electric or hybrid. 


The next 10-20 years are the "make hay while the sun shines" years for oil money.     City will be dropped by the Sheikh as soon as oil revenues drop to low levels permanently.

They've got at least £700 billion in the bank, the saudis are into £trillions, I think they are ok for a bit
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30414 on: November 23, 2022, 11:12:16 am »
Guess he needs a few more years to win CL, though will he jump when the barcodes are smacking them into 2nd place each season. Actually I think if they were not consistent top team each year they would fall further as motivation levels would dip. Think the only reason they push so hard for titles in the past 5 years is we pushed them to the limit.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30415 on: November 23, 2022, 03:40:27 pm »
wish he would just go somewhere else.

I would take him when Klopp leaves though

Take him wherever you like and leave him there.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30416 on: November 23, 2022, 03:41:13 pm »
You can't get out once youre there.

Not until they're finished with you.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30417 on: November 23, 2022, 06:50:50 pm »
Nah.  Oil money will be worthless by then.  The average personal motor vehicle will either be electric or hybrid. 


The next 10-20 years are the "make hay while the sun shines" years for oil money.     City will be dropped by the Sheikh as soon as oil revenues drop to low levels permanently.
They've been diversifying their holdings and investments for the last 20 years or so, that's why half of the luxury accommodation is sitting empty around London, owned by Russian crooks and Middle Eastern despotic regimes, they own media companies and airlines and other businesses, it'll be a long time before they run out of money.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30418 on: November 23, 2022, 07:31:32 pm »
They've been diversifying their holdings and investments for the last 20 years or so, that's why half of the luxury accommodation is sitting empty around London, owned by Russian crooks and Middle Eastern despotic regimes, they own media companies and airlines and other businesses, it'll be a long time before they run out of money.
The state of Qatar, excluding the royals personal assets, are the 10th biggest landowner in the UK and the biggest owner of property in London. I’m sure Abu Dhabi are not far behind.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/ng-interactive/2022/nov/05/how-qatar-bought-up-britain
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30419 on: November 23, 2022, 07:40:21 pm »
They've got at least £700 billion in the bank, the saudis are into £trillions, I think they are ok for a bit

Money in the bank, UK, French and US governments in their pocket.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30420 on: November 23, 2022, 08:21:43 pm »
Pep will only be allowed to leave when Klopp leaves. City own him.

It would almost be worth seeing United taken over by sportswashers to have them put these cnuts back in their box again. They are terrified of returning to irrelevant poverty.  As opposed to being irrelevant and minted.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30421 on: November 23, 2022, 08:24:05 pm »
Pep will only be allowed to leave when Klopp leaves. City own him.

It would almost be worth seeing United taken over by sportswashers to have them put these cnuts back in their box again. They are terrified of returning to irrelevant poverty.  As opposed to being irrelevant and minted.

And at the same time, typical of United to come good again when City fall apart when we were so good yet having to go head to head with them.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30422 on: November 23, 2022, 08:25:40 pm »
And at the same time, typical of United to come good again when City fall apart when we were so good yet having to go head to head with them.

I'd rather go head to head against United than City. Regardless of who buys United, Liverpool is not the club they were taking the piss out of for 30 odd years.
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