Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Why Cunte always want to start a fight with someone?

[HeartAndSoul]

They’re going on about the Trent push saying that was a clear pen when they forgot the Emerson one on jota last season which was as obvious as you could get

[Ghost Town]

That Kula Shaker geezer is their one decent player apart from Kane and Son. Glad he didnt get anything from the tat VAR 

I was afraid he'd run rings round us after he came on and made their goal. But they failed to use him well after that.

[Crosby Nick]

That Kula Shaker geezer is their one decent player apart from Kane and Son. Glad he didnt get anything from the tat VAR 

I was afraid he'd run rings round us after he came on and made their goal. But they failed to use him well after that.

He’s decent but I don’t think he’ll have to leave Spurs if he wants to govinda big trophies.

[BarryCrocker]

Jesus, Tim Sherwood ripped Conte in the post match analysis. He reckons he's simply papering over the cracks as a manager. Doesn't develop young players, relies on being backed by owners who can buy talent and sets his team up to be behind the ball and play on the counter. Fans will tolerate that if you're bringing home silverware. Even Michael Owen said his daughter can coach that style of football and that as a player you don't enjoy having to defend all the time rather than play football against your opponent.

[The North Bank]

Wasn't it a fairly new ref. He won't last long if he isn't giving Kane everything.

No idea who the ref was but it was as good a performance as I’ve seen all season, not one booking too. Surprised to be fair, so close to the World Cup and not even a pen for Harry. Unpatriotic ref. Should be demoted.

Anyway, 8 points ahead of missed a trick Conte and his band of hoofers, and with a game in hand.

[Passmaster Molby]

Jesus, Tim Sherwood ripped Conte in the post match analysis. He reckons he's simply papering over the cracks as a manager. Doesn't develop young players, relies on being backed by owners who can buy talent and sets his team up to be behind the ball and play on the counter. Fans will tolerate that if you're bringing home silverware. Even Michael Owen said his daughter can coach that style of football and that as a player you don't enjoy having to defend all the time rather than play football against your opponent.

I think with Spurs they are so reliant on that front 3 of Kane/Son/Kulaszewski. When all 3 are on the pitch they are a real threat, and teams spend so much time and player positioning to stop them all that the Spurs defence doesnt get worked anywhere near as much. As soon as one or two of them are out then they arent as much of a threat, and as soon as teams attack them, they crumble.

[Tobelius]

Jesus, Tim Sherwood ripped Conte in the post match analysis. He reckons he's simply papering over the cracks as a manager. Doesn't develop young players, relies on being backed by owners who can buy talent and sets his team up to be behind the ball and play on the counter. Fans will tolerate that if you're bringing home silverware. Even Michael Owen said his daughter can coach that style of football and that as a player you don't enjoy having to defend all the time rather than play football against your opponent.

Almost like he's announcing he's ready for the job himself again.

[BarryCrocker]

Almost like he's announcing he's ready for the job himself again.

Spurs couldn't even Spurs that.

[Schmidt]

[KillieRed]

Loved Trophyless Ser Harry of Kane saying “we showed we’re the better team in the second half”. He’ll go down as the Jimmy Greaves of his generation for sure, but with an added reputation for diving & being snide.

[KillieRed]

Wasn't it a fairly new ref. He won't last long if he isn't giving Kane everything.

Bobby Madeley’s brother Andy, who seems to have been swiftly promoted.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Conte is a shithouse, he's well at home with that shower of shit.

[Garlicbread]

Loved Trophyless Ser Harry of Kane saying “we showed we’re the better team in the second half”. He’ll go down as the Jimmy Greaves of his generation for sure, but with an added reputation for diving & being snide.

With City having bought Haaland he can't go there for trophies every year. Hard to see where he would go in the Premier League where he could win stuff. If he goes to Chelsea he will burn his legacy with Spurs, Man Utd I doubt will win much in the coming 4-5 years. If he goes abroad he will most likely give up his chance of catching Shearer's goal scoring record.

Tough dilemma for Harry. He's a great player, but man there's something that annoys me with him so I'll be happy to see him going his entire career trophyless.

[Terry de Niro]

With City having bought Haaland he can't go there for trophies every year. Hard to see where he would go in the Premier League where he could win stuff. If he goes to Chelsea he will burn his legacy with Spurs, Man Utd I doubt will win much in the coming 4-5 years. If he goes abroad he will most likely give up his chance of catching Shearer's goal scoring record.

Tough dilemma for Harry. He's a great player, but man there's something that annoys me with him so I'll be happy to see him going his entire career trophyless.

I reckon he's nailed on for Bayern.

[kavah]

 

[sinnermichael]

They're shite, and running Harry Kane into the ground. Great stuff.

[Samie]

Harold Kane will finish his career with 0 trophies.

[farawayred]

Harold Kane will finish his career with 0 trophies.

I'm sure he can claim one on his daughter's life.

[PeterTheRed ...]

With City having bought Haaland he can't go there for trophies every year. Hard to see where he would go in the Premier League where he could win stuff. If he goes to Chelsea he will burn his legacy with Spurs, Man Utd I doubt will win much in the coming 4-5 years. If he goes abroad he will most likely give up his chance of catching Shearer's goal scoring record.

Tough dilemma for Harry. He's a great player, but man there's something that annoys me with him so I'll be happy to see him going his entire career trophyless.

He has Man Utd written all over him. He will go there in the summer ...

[thaddeus]

He has Man Utd written all over him. He will go there in the summer ...

I hope not.  It's one of those transfers that will benefit both as Man U seem to have endless money to waste and Spurs are likely to invest it well (although they did squander the Bale windfall so you never know).

The gormless wonder playing for Man U would take my dislike for him to a whole new level.

[PeterTheRed ...]

I hope not.  It's one of those transfers that will benefit both as Man U seem to have endless money to waste and Spurs are likely to invest it well (although they did squander the Bale windfall so you never know).

The gormless wonder playing for Man U would take my dislike for him to a whole new level.

In the summer he will only have 12 months left on his contract, so they will be able to get him for a reasonable price. Tottenham will probably invest all the money into a new striker. I can't see that move influencing us much ...

[Schmidt]

I think Kane will consider trophies with Spurs both more likely and more valuable to him than with united, it's not like the latter have been tearing it up lately. Only way he leaves before his contract is up is if either he gets an offer from overseas that's a solid guarantee of trophies, or he decides he wants a last payday. I don't see him going for the payday as he seems the type to think he can play at a high level for another 6+ years (and to be fair he might just be able to).

[Henry Gale]

I hope not.  It's one of those transfers that will benefit both as Man U seem to have endless money to waste and Spurs are likely to invest it well (although they did squander the Bale windfall so you never know).

The gormless wonder playing for Man U would take my dislike for him to a whole new level.

No chance in hell of that happening, Their manager won't go anywhere near him.

[disgraced cake]

I don't think United will be a good move for him. They're still years off it. If they had ten great players and needed a striker to take them to the next level then maybe, but they have a really poor XI & squad.

Interesting to see how much Spurs could get for him at 30 years old. I think as long as he plays he'll always score goals but can't see him playing 50 games a season at the age of 34/35 etc.

[disgraced cake]

Almost like he's announcing he's ready for the job himself again.

"Captain Bellend, reporting for duty"

[Dave McCoy]

Kane is going to Bayern next year.

[Bread]

Kane is going to Bayern next year.

Don't know why, but the idea of him attempting to speak German in a post-match interview really makes me laugh.

[PaulF]

Ich schwöre auf das Leben meiner Tochter

[El Lobo]

Don't know why, but the idea of him attempting to speak German in a post-match interview really makes me laugh.

The thought of him saying 'I'm just having some frankfurters, bratwurst and sauerkraut at Oktoberfest wearing some lederhosen' is the stuff of nightmares. You'd be fucking drenched.

[Terry de Niro]

Don't know why, but the idea of him attempting to speak German in a post-match interview really makes me laugh.

What's obviously in German?

[Terry de Niro]

What's obviously in German?

"offensichtlich" according to google translate

[Ghost Town]

Reporter: "So Harry, we saw Julian Nagelsmann speaking to you after you dived for that penalty shout. Can you tell us what he said to you?"

Kane "He said he didn't like it, but he had to go along with it."

[Jshooters]

Reporter: "So Harry, we saw Julian Nagelsmann speaking to you after you dived for that penalty shout. Can you tell us what he said to you?"

Kane "He said he didn't like it, but he had to go along with it."

"In GERMAN"

[Tobelius]

Ich schwöre auf das Leben meiner Tochter

  I can see it now

[Hymer Red]

Reporter: "So Harry, we saw Julian Nagelsmann speaking to you after you dived for that penalty shout. Can you tell us what he said to you?"

Kane "He said he didn't like it, but he had to go along with it."

Du musst die Pisse nehmen, du Taucharschloch? According to google

[Lusty]

"In GERMAN"

Ich... Nichten Lichten...

[Fromola]

Conte is great when you give him one game a week schedule (I.e. first Juve title, Chelsea title, Spurs last season). He can't deal with a packed schedule. Going out the cup a help in that respect.

[Col]

He’s decent but I don’t think he’ll have to leave Spurs if he wants to govinda big trophies.

Hey Dude, that was good.

[keano7]

Kane is going to Bayern next year.

No chance. Wants Shearer’s record like a man possessed. And he will get it if he stays at Spurs.