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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28400 on: January 17, 2023, 09:42:24 am »
Hilarious. Can’t stand the prick. Feel sorry for Son though. He has international medals at least. He should come here to win some medals in the last few years of his career.

Don’t know where Son gets his nice guy attitude from, he’s got History of being a bit of a tit.

Ignoring the fact his form has dropped off a cliff this season. No thank you

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28401 on: January 17, 2023, 09:52:26 am »
Son is done, even his own fans want him dropped. I think hes a bigger cheat than Kane, just smiles more so people like him. Snidey little c*nt.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28402 on: January 17, 2023, 06:19:34 pm »
Joseph watts 35, from the hackney massives, charged with assault, for kicking Rammsdale. Should be charged with trying to sneak out of the scene of a crime too.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28403 on: January 17, 2023, 06:21:07 pm »
Joseph watts 35, from the hackney massives, charged with assault, for kicking Rammsdale. Should be charged with trying to sneak out of the scene of a crime too.


He looked 20yr old max.

Any news on the flying rat or has he gotten off with instigating it and trying to pinch that twat you have in goal ?
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28404 on: January 17, 2023, 06:26:03 pm »

He looked 20yr old max.

Any news on the flying rat or has he gotten off with instigating it and trying to pinch that twat you have in goal ?

Won’t hold my breath with the fa

He was in the papers accusing Rammsdale of disrespecting Spurs. Because not scoring a league goal all season isn’t disrespectful.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28405 on: January 19, 2023, 07:07:15 am »
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28406 on: January 19, 2023, 07:30:21 am »
Spurs fans are going to be so full of self-loathing tonight after they take points off City.

Guess a City win is better for us, assuming we’re still looking upwards?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28407 on: January 19, 2023, 07:47:56 am »
Spurs fans are going to be so full of self-loathing tonight after they take points off City.

Guess a City win is better for us, assuming we’re still looking upwards?

4-4 with a full time melee resulting in multiple suspensions please.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28408 on: January 19, 2023, 09:05:54 am »
Ohhh when the spursssssssss

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28409 on: January 19, 2023, 08:00:56 pm »
I will be cheering spurs on against this lot and hopefully the oil washers  sack Pep when he gets kicked out of the champions league yet again.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28410 on: January 19, 2023, 09:12:46 pm »
Spurs doing Spurs things
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28411 on: January 19, 2023, 09:16:21 pm »
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28412 on: January 19, 2023, 09:16:24 pm »
Honestly, just delete this pointless club

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28413 on: January 19, 2023, 09:20:10 pm »
Playmobil hair gets me every time
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28414 on: January 19, 2023, 09:21:22 pm »
My scouse, the often busted but seldom battered Mr Flabby Whore Alien. Who will not send in cottoned wool, bubbled rap, shiny sliver spaced blanket and sum beefy Bovril to keep it warm and safe and snag as bag in a rag? Oh Whore yours is a sweeter leftish peg

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28415 on: January 19, 2023, 09:21:44 pm »
wow, how useless are they ffs

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28416 on: January 19, 2023, 09:24:26 pm »
2 up
Now 3-2 down  :o
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28417 on: January 19, 2023, 09:50:30 pm »
What an absolute bag of shit they are.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28418 on: January 19, 2023, 09:51:24 pm »
Jimmy Greaves might still be their record goalscorer by the end of the season.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28419 on: January 19, 2023, 09:58:52 pm »
Surely a new word should enter in dictionary?
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28420 on: January 19, 2023, 10:01:16 pm »
Spurs.  :duh
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28421 on: January 19, 2023, 10:01:43 pm »
Funny, funny little club.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28422 on: January 19, 2023, 10:29:28 pm »
Flaky, melty, wobbly, tepid, wimpish, flimsy Spurs. Bloody Jellyfish.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28423 on: January 19, 2023, 11:31:54 pm »
Cheers lads, 7/1 on a city win at half time was free money
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28424 on: January 19, 2023, 11:36:27 pm »
The Everton of north London , with an even worse keeper, and somehow a probably more deluded fan base.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28425 on: January 20, 2023, 01:06:58 am »
"Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it."
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28426 on: January 20, 2023, 01:11:45 am »
Spurs are just a successful version of Everton

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28427 on: January 20, 2023, 02:04:35 am »
Cheers lads, 7/1 on a city win at half time was free money

Ha  ;D  nice one Tony

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28428 on: January 20, 2023, 04:13:43 am »
Just park the bus for fuck sake!!! Why can't they do that??!! Just park the bus!!!
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28429 on: January 20, 2023, 04:33:28 am »
Just park the bus for fuck sake!!! Why can't they do that??!! Just park the bus!!!

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28430 on: January 20, 2023, 06:19:14 am »
The Everton of north London , with an even worse keeper, and somehow a probably more deluded fan base.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28431 on: January 20, 2023, 07:26:08 am »
Steady

Yeah that’s clearly bollocks. The Spurs fans I know are a fairly self aware bunch and know full well when they’re pretty crap.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28432 on: January 20, 2023, 08:06:48 am »
Surely a new word should enter in dictionary?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28433 on: January 20, 2023, 08:46:31 pm »
Totenham director paratici banned from football for 2 years. For stuff he did at juve

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28434 on: January 20, 2023, 08:50:37 pm »
Totenham director paratici banned from football for 2 years. For stuff he did at juve

Lolol. Not before he stole kulusevski and bentancur

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28435 on: January 20, 2023, 08:57:25 pm »
Totenham director paratici banned from football for 2 years. For stuff he did at juve

Opens the door for Michael Edwards to fill the void.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28436 on: January 20, 2023, 09:14:14 pm »
I thought he was only banned from Italian football?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28437 on: January 20, 2023, 10:52:51 pm »
I thought he was only banned from Italian football?

There's a request to extend it across UEFA & FIFA. Also, other associations tend to accept disciplinary decisions of fellow governing bodies.

Plus FIFA rules appear to dictate that domestic bans can extend to other leagues. Cristiano Ronaldo had to serve his 2 match suspension in Saudi Arabia.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28438 on: January 20, 2023, 11:45:46 pm »
BREAKING: Tottenham players have been banned from owning dogs after the RSPCA announced that they don’t know how to hold onto a lead properly.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28439 on: January 21, 2023, 08:12:24 am »
Tottenham need to realise that they are a club who play nice football but ultimately fall short of winning anything. Hiring these win at all costs coaches are simply not a good match for them, the football is gonna be horrible to watch and the club won't win anything anyway because they are Tottenham.