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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28160 on: October 19, 2022, 10:06:12 pm »
Kane and Son have wasted their careers there.

They show their kids all the medals they wanted to win...

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28161 on: October 19, 2022, 10:55:39 pm »
Happy, happy days seeing Spurs lose.

Having a celebration pint to enjoy the joy :)
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28162 on: October 19, 2022, 11:07:14 pm »
Their title charge is over. Thatís Conte , he wins titles

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28163 on: October 19, 2022, 11:37:51 pm »
Bunch of cowards. They play arguably the most negative football in the league
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28164 on: October 20, 2022, 02:00:27 am »
Having a celebration pint to enjoy the joy :)
Revealing your true colors here ;)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28165 on: October 20, 2022, 04:42:37 am »
Having All these world class players and still playing like stoke. Embarrassing

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28166 on: October 20, 2022, 08:00:44 am »
You can bet twats will play match of their lives in 3 weeks against us.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28167 on: October 20, 2022, 08:07:32 am »
You can bet twats will play match of their lives in 3 weeks against us.
With a hat-trick by Sir Harold Kane as well.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28168 on: October 20, 2022, 08:39:34 am »
With a hat-trick by Sir Harold Kane as well.

Hattrick of dives, so close to the World Cup to be fair, itís only patriotic for the ref to give him pens.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28169 on: October 20, 2022, 09:28:12 am »
I saw most of the second half last night. It felt like George Graham was back in charge.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28170 on: October 27, 2022, 12:23:07 am »
I have a feeling Conte will get the sack very soon, and he won't be very unhappy about it.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28171 on: October 27, 2022, 01:57:49 am »
Ever since Kane stopped refereeing the games theyíve been shit. Thatís three game on the trot without a penalty given. Lost 2 drawn 1, Iíd be threatening to boycott the World Cup if I was Harold. It canít carry on like this.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28172 on: October 27, 2022, 02:01:12 am »
Ever since Kane stopped refereeing the games theyíve been shit. Thatís three game on the trot without a penalty given. Lost 2 drawn 1, Iíd be threatening to boycott the World Cup if I was Harold. It canít carry on like this.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28173 on: October 27, 2022, 02:10:27 am »
I have a feeling Conte will get the sack very soon, and he won't be very unhappy about it.

I dont think he will get sacked but can very much see him leaving if they dont qualify for the knockout stages and we manage to beat them at home. Weve already seen he can throw temper tantrums.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28174 on: October 27, 2022, 04:27:17 am »
Made hard work of their CL group.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28175 on: October 27, 2022, 04:49:09 am »
Made hard work of their CL group.

You have to wonder is Conte gonna be his usual negative self and go for a draw as a draw is enough to guarantee Round of 16 since Sporting and Frankfurt play each other so one or both will drop points.

Think that will be a mistake but Conte knowing that Marseille need to win will probably play it safe. Hope they lose and someone wins in the other game. Cause if Spurs lose and Sporting/Frankfurt draw then Spurs go through in 2nd via the tie breaker.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28176 on: October 27, 2022, 12:21:47 pm »
You have to wonder is Conte gonna be his usual negative self and go for a draw as a draw is enough to guarantee Round of 16 since Sporting and Frankfurt play each other so one or both will drop points.

Think that will be a mistake but Conte knowing that Marseille need to win will probably play it safe. Hope they lose and someone wins in the other game. Cause if Spurs lose and Sporting/Frankfurt draw then Spurs go through in 2nd via the tie breaker.

No they don't Sporting go through

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28177 on: October 27, 2022, 12:24:43 pm »
Spurs fans were booing after the first half.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28178 on: October 27, 2022, 02:00:06 pm »
Spurs fans were booing after the first half.
and at the end.  :)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28179 on: October 27, 2022, 02:25:14 pm »
I dont think he will get sacked but can very much see him leaving if they dont qualify for the knockout stages and we manage to beat them at home. Weve already seen he can throw temper tantrums.

Why not? They sacked Pochetino, and he sent them to the final of CL, where they got beaten by us.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28180 on: October 27, 2022, 02:34:14 pm »
I have to confess that I thought you couldn't be offside from a pass played backwards.  Assuming the VAR officials knew that rule though I'm not sure why it took so long to make a decision.  Draw a line from the ball, draw a line from Kane and see which one is closest to the goal.  The defender clearly didn't deliberately play the ball to Tottenham's striker two yards out so that part didn't take much deducing.

I'd have some sympathy for Spurs if they weren't a team full of snides managed by a snidey manager.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28181 on: October 27, 2022, 02:35:36 pm »
I have to confess that I thought you couldn't be offside from a pass played backwards.  Assuming the VAR officials knew that rule though I'm not sure why it took so long to make a decision.  Draw a line from the ball, draw a line from Kane and see which one is closest to the goal.  The defender clearly didn't deliberately play the ball to Tottenham's striker two yards out so that part didn't take much deducing.

I'd have some sympathy for Spurs if they weren't a team full of snides managed by a snidey manager.

Yes so nice to see both Spurs and Atletico both thinking they have won with the last kick of the match but both failed.  :D

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28182 on: October 27, 2022, 02:39:45 pm »
I dont think he will get sacked but can very much see him leaving if they dont qualify for the knockout stages and we manage to beat them at home. Weve already seen he can throw temper tantrums.

The thing about Conte - like Mourinho, or tuchel - the style of play is fine if you're winning. As soon as you hit bumps in the road, it unwravels. I think we're playing a few weeks before full collapse happens but it's in the post 100%.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28183 on: October 27, 2022, 04:27:41 pm »
I have to confess that I thought you couldn't be offside from a pass played backwards.  Assuming the VAR officials knew that rule though I'm not sure why it took so long to make a decision.  Draw a line from the ball, draw a line from Kane and see which one is closest to the goal.  The defender clearly didn't deliberately play the ball to Tottenham's striker two yards out so that part didn't take much deducing.

I'd have some sympathy for Spurs if they weren't a team full of snides managed by a snidey manager.

It doesn't matter which direction the ball is played as long as the player is behind the ball, which in this instance, Kane wasn't. His knee was in front of the ball based on the lines drawn

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28184 on: October 27, 2022, 04:33:29 pm »
I can't even begin to imagine the carnage on here if that had been given against us, even if it does make sense to the letter of the law.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28185 on: October 27, 2022, 04:43:52 pm »
It doesn't matter which direction the ball is played as long as the player is behind the ball, which in this instance, Kane wasn't. His knee was in front of the ball based on the lines drawn

That's actually a very good point, and clarifies it for me somewhat.

I was actually confused as to why it had been disallowed, as the ball was played back, but in hindsight, I think I may be confusing the situation with incidents where the ball was played forward, but the receiving player was actually behind you! That's a different issue, but perhaps what was confusing me.

Your explanation (and I hope it's correct, lol) makes sense.

Another example could be a left footed player taking an inswinging free kick from the right side. The ball might immediately travel backwards, before curing forwards, but the player receiving it is still offside.

I think in last night's passage of play, the defender is irrelevant?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28186 on: October 27, 2022, 04:44:20 pm »
It definitely makes sense in terms of actually having any hope of applying the law.

If it curved backwards but then ultimately went forwards, you'd have to know where it started, where the ball eventually ends up, where the player started, where the player touches the ball.

As it stands you just need a shapshot (even if just a mental note), then figure out if an offence subsequently happens.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28187 on: October 27, 2022, 04:55:11 pm »
I can't even begin to imagine the carnage on here if that had been given against us, even if it does make sense to the letter of the law.
best use of VAR to date.  :)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28188 on: October 27, 2022, 04:56:59 pm »
best use of VAR to date.  :)

Nah the Man City one against Spurs is the best, only right that Spurs suffer to a similar degree themselves.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28189 on: October 27, 2022, 04:57:58 pm »
Nah the Man City one against Spurs is the best, only right that Spurs suffer to a similar degree themselves.
ah, forgot that one - yeah that was magnificent.  :)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28190 on: October 27, 2022, 07:21:45 pm »
I have to confess that I thought you couldn't be offside from a pass played backwards.  Assuming the VAR officials knew that rule though I'm not sure why it took so long to make a decision.  Draw a line from the ball, draw a line from Kane and see which one is closest to the goal.  The defender clearly didn't deliberately play the ball to Tottenham's striker two yards out so that part didn't take much deducing.

I'd have some sympathy for Spurs if they weren't a team full of snides managed by a snidey manager.

The ball didnt go backwards though from when it was first played. Kane was ahead of the ball, thats what the lines were concluding. Regardless if the ball was meant to go backwards. Kane was ahead of it when he headed it backwards thus he was offside

If two players are against the keeper and the person with the ball is behind the person he passes to but the ball goes backwards and the person runs back to get it and score doesnt change that the person came from an offside position

Thats the point, Kane came from an offside position to collect the ball

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28191 on: October 28, 2022, 07:37:04 pm »
Conte already complaining about needing to spend more money. Spurs are sitting on a ticking time bomb there.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28192 on: October 28, 2022, 08:57:56 pm »
Conte already complaining about needing to spend more money. Spurs are sitting on a ticking time bomb there.
Especially as they're paying for a very expensive new stadium.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28193 on: October 29, 2022, 03:34:27 pm »
If I was a Spurs Iíd be fucking bewildered. World class manager, squad packed with world class players and drifting  down the table playing shite football. I canít even explain it.

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« Reply #28194 on: October 29, 2022, 03:36:00 pm »
If I was a Spurs Iíd be fucking bewildered. World class manager, squad packed with world class players and drifting  down the table playing shite football. I canít even explain it.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28195 on: October 29, 2022, 03:38:12 pm »
If I was a Spurs Iíd be fucking bewildered. World class manager, squad packed with world class players and drifting  down the table playing shite football. I canít even explain it.

They should be used to it by now surely? Except for the world class manager part. And the world class players part, save for Harry Kane who's better than Bergkamp ever was.*

*According to a Spurs fan on here.
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« Reply #28196 on: October 29, 2022, 03:42:06 pm »
They should be used to it by now surely? Except for the world class manager part. And the world class players part, save for Harry Kane who's better than Bergkamp ever was.*

*According to a Spurs fan on here.
Kane is the greatest player... to never win anything.

Itís marseille After this, with 4 current/ex Arsenal players in their team. Bodes well.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28197 on: October 29, 2022, 03:45:54 pm »
Kane is the greatest player... to never win anything.

Maybe he could swear on his daughter's life that he won the FA Cup? That might convince the FA to award it to him.
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« Reply #28198 on: October 29, 2022, 06:48:07 pm »
Kane is the greatest player... to never win anything.

Itís marseille After this, with 4 current/ex Arsenal players in their team. Bodes well.


He was a European Cup winning captain for all of 20 seconds.
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« Reply #28199 on: October 29, 2022, 07:48:29 pm »

He was a European Cup winning captain for all of 20 seconds.

Was that when he walked past the trophy at the end of the game.