I’ve got a rat/rats in the attic
Can hear the little fucker at night. He’s dropped down past the joists and into the top of the bedroom ceiling
Anyone expert in best plan of action?
Do what I did in an old apartment building I lived in.
1) Have rats.
2) Have rats scurrying inside the walls between the living room and bedroom above it.
2 a) Have rats that would come out at night and tuck in to the fruit in your fruit bowl.
3) Set traps.
4) Go away for the weekend, with family who've come to visit.
5) Come back to THE MOTHER of all rats, dead and being devoured by maggots, in a trap in your dining room.
6) Refuse to pick it up because, well, fucking look at it.
7) Call the building manager. Have the building manager come over and refuse to pick it up because, well IT'S FUCKING RATZILLA and, well, fucking look at it.
8 ) Watch the building manager take pictures of it and send it to her husband because she's "Never seen anything like it before".
9) Watch the building manager call the maintenance team to come in and deal with it - at 11pm on a Sunday night - because there's still NO FUCKING WAY any of us are dealing with it.
10) Move out.
