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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2120 on: March 8, 2012, 10:21:32 pm »
pick any random comment

Oh my.

........... you're just an idiot.

Indeed.


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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2121 on: March 8, 2012, 10:23:23 pm »
Oh Claire how can you resist such a charmer?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2122 on: March 8, 2012, 10:29:23 pm »
I don't think I'd be his type anyway.


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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2123 on: March 8, 2012, 10:30:27 pm »
Didn't have you down as a butters Claire I must admit ;)

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2124 on: March 8, 2012, 10:31:24 pm »
I don't think I'd be his type anyway.

Change the hair and i would'nt mind you
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2125 on: March 8, 2012, 10:35:17 pm »
Do
Change the hair and i would'nt mind you
do you want her to get a flat top?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2126 on: March 8, 2012, 10:35:32 pm »
Didn't have you down as a butters Claire I must admit ;)

Really?  You do surprise me   :)

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2127 on: March 8, 2012, 10:36:44 pm »
Do do you want her to get a flat top?

Yes, and a fake tan  :D
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2128 on: March 8, 2012, 10:56:57 pm »
I don't think I'd be his type anyway.


Since you put it that way, what was your phone number again?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2129 on: March 8, 2012, 10:57:28 pm »
Yes, and a fake tan and a cock  :D
Very honest of you.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2130 on: March 8, 2012, 11:08:38 pm »
Since you put it that way, what was your phone number again?

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2131 on: March 8, 2012, 11:11:20 pm »
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

Jurgen! What is best in life?

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2132 on: March 8, 2012, 11:14:04 pm »
You bloody liar.

I expected better. :)

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2133 on: March 8, 2012, 11:23:53 pm »
I wAs about to ring that number
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2134 on: March 8, 2012, 11:32:16 pm »
Debs and I were 17 when we started courting and 24 years later our relationship is stronger than ever..;D

There's always one isn't there!  ;D

Congrats, great isn't it, I met my OH a week after my 20th, so that will be 22 years together in a fortnight.

On a more irrelevant note, your posts make me smile sometimes, because I have a cousin called Jason in Swansea (not you I hasten to add) whose other half is called Debs too.  :o ;D

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2135 on: March 8, 2012, 11:35:06 pm »
I expected better. :)
I didnt call it :P I dont do random obscene phonecalls anymore, its much more fun if you know who you are talking to ;)
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2136 on: March 8, 2012, 11:38:46 pm »
I didnt call it :P I dont do random obscene phonecalls anymore, its much more fun if you know who you are talking to ;)

I didn't mean I thought you'd phoned it, but the number spells something and I thought you would get it. :)  Oh well.

As for Phone fun, I concur.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2137 on: March 8, 2012, 11:42:22 pm »
I didn't mean I thought you'd phoned it, but the number spells something and I thought you would get it. :)  Oh well.

As for Phone fun, I concur.
I'm not that good with numbers :P spell it out ;D

Yeah I talk dirtier than I type :D
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2138 on: March 8, 2012, 11:46:30 pm »
I don't think I'd be his type anyway.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2139 on: March 9, 2012, 12:19:33 am »
There's always one isn't there!  ;D

Congrats, great isn't it, I met my OH a week after my 20th, so that will be 22 years together in a fortnight.

On a more irrelevant note, your posts make me smile sometimes, because I have a cousin called Jason in Swansea (not you I hasten to add) whose other half is called Debs too.  :o ;D
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Came to this thread a bit late, but from what I've read, the real relationship trouble is not between you and your girl, but between you and a small box of Tampax. You obviously need something more substantial in your life like a huge Costco sized box of jam rags, seeing as you're such a massive fucking quim

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2140 on: March 9, 2012, 12:56:55 am »
How do you know that I am not your cousin?

Er er er...

Nah, they have 3 young girls.  :D

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2141 on: March 9, 2012, 07:02:39 am »
I've had 3 young girls in Swansea, but that's a different story.
I have no children on RAWK. Anyone claiming to be my daughter is a blagger trying to bask in reflected glory.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2142 on: March 9, 2012, 07:20:05 am »
Its Swansea, could be his sisters ;)
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2143 on: March 9, 2012, 10:27:08 am »
I just realised why im single. This bird im trying to get with said something about scat. So me being me said ' if you like , ill cook you a meal when ive moved ' her reply was ' that would be lovely when you are settled ' my reply was ' yea ill eat it then shit on your tits '. Now im having fun but she hasnt replied the moody twat. Was just a joke.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2144 on: March 9, 2012, 10:29:01 am »
I just realised why im single. This bird im trying to get with said something about scat. So me being me said ' if you like , ill cook you a meal when ive moved ' her reply was ' that would be lovely when you are settled ' my reply was ' yea ill eat it then shit on your tits '. Now im having fun but she hasnt replied the moody twat. Was just a joke.
Mr D'Arcy I presume?

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2145 on: March 9, 2012, 10:32:25 am »
Ahhh she replied. Just said ' sicko ' . Im in here i tell ya. And who the fuck is Mr D'Arcy, her husband or summat? Never told me she was with someone. Probably Mouth on a wind up. Ill still bang it ;)
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2146 on: March 11, 2012, 09:26:17 am »
Hey everyone!
Havnt posted in here before but have been a big reader for months.. Was with my bird 2 years, first love, we moved out together but only lasted a couple of months before i moved back in home (Me being 24).

Has now been over since October (I think roughly) and am now just really getting on with it.. not replying to msgs anymore etc. To say i dont think about her would be a lie but i really do think im pretty much over it now.

The advice that is floated in this thread people has really been a great fucking help. Along with partying with the boys, drinking as much as i ever did before i was in the relationship and just anniahlating as much drugs as i could. I feel fucking awesome after just a few months already!

Cheers everyone, just though id say so as even though i never asked for advice, i still needed it and found it here.. once i get my ass over to england later this year, everyone who has posted ill shout  a pint. You guys are fucking ace!



And also to touch on a touchy subject here the last few pages.. Ill be doing Europe/England coming sep/oct.. and if any of you single english ladies are ready to be locked down. just be waiting at the airport.. the first english accent i hear of a female once i arrive will have no say in the matter but will be proposed to and by force will be accepting my marriage proposal. you will not have a choice! See yous fucking soon ladiess !!

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2147 on: March 11, 2012, 12:32:13 pm »
You could just be like mad max and bang every married woman that walks too.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2148 on: March 11, 2012, 02:55:04 pm »
LS7Leo = trequartista ??

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2149 on: March 11, 2012, 06:12:46 pm »
Shout and a half that Rhi.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2150 on: March 11, 2012, 06:18:36 pm »
Haven't talked to my wife since yesterday.
We're skint this month and she overspent heavily on something stupid with a series of bullshit excuses. I'm the one losing sleep over money and I'd like for her not to sabotage my plans, but it's all too much for her to think about once out and about. Fuck that.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2151 on: March 11, 2012, 06:25:35 pm »
Out of cuiosity, what did she over spend on and what were the excuses?

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2152 on: March 11, 2012, 06:27:51 pm »
Out of cuiosity, what did she over spend on and what were the excuses?

a dildo.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2153 on: March 11, 2012, 06:32:01 pm »
A present for someone and it was 'oh my head hurted I just wanted to get out of there/didn't really see the price/there's so little choice in this town'.

Sounds stupid perhaps, but I feel like I'm left with entire burden of financial worries and she gets to 'have a headache and not really see the price'.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2154 on: March 11, 2012, 09:35:47 pm »
A present for someone and it was 'oh my head hurted I just wanted to get out of there/didn't really see the price/there's so little choice in this town'.

Sounds stupid perhaps, but I feel like I'm left with entire burden of financial worries and she gets to 'have a headache and not really see the price'.

Things like this are the reason I keep my money and she keeps hers. If we clubbed our money together I wouldn't have a penny to myself. She's shit with money. Always buying crap we don't need. Makes the house look well I'll give her that, but we can do without a £30 wicker vase on the stairs.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2155 on: March 11, 2012, 09:37:45 pm »
Things like this are the reason I keep my money and she keeps hers. If we clubbed our money together I wouldn't have a penny to myself. She's shit with money. Always buying crap we don't need. Makes the house look well I'll give her that, but we can do without a £30 wicker vase on the stairs.

im the opposite, im shit with money, waste it like fuck, shes tighter than a nuns fanny.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2156 on: March 11, 2012, 09:40:26 pm »
Keep our money separate. Split the bills and shopping, I look after motoring side of things.


I've become a lot shrewder with finances, thankfully.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2157 on: March 11, 2012, 10:14:45 pm »
I like Sian, who said i didn't?  :o

you called her a slut. she's British. If you like them you don't necessarily call them a slut.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2158 on: March 11, 2012, 10:15:51 pm »
you called her a slut. she's British. If you like them you don't necessarily call them a slut.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2159 on: March 11, 2012, 10:16:19 pm »
Dont worry he was a wum, pretty sure he got banned.

For shame.