I dont think this is up there with the best of them but im running out of songs and ideas! enjoy!
Maria
I haven't heard from you for ages now, I thought we had an arrangement? what is going on Maria? I have put a lot of time and effort into this! I am rather worried now, I used to hear from you everyday now you are ignoring all my mails, have you been attacked by the mugabe loyalists again? have you finally been bummed? or is it because I was stopped by the police? dont be worried maria, the police are not going to follow up their enquiries so we are free to do business.
I think I should tell you a bit more about my"rubber glove" experience at the airport my palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy there was vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti
I was nervous, but on the surface I looked calm and ready to drop bombs, but I kepts on forgetting what I wrote down, the whole airport goes so loud, I opened my mouth, but the words wouldn't come out
I was chokin, how everybody's chokin now the clock's run out, time's up over, bloah after that I decided that flying is too dangerous, instead I am going to come by boat i have commendeared a vessel, its called the Orca, my friend Quint is providing the boat and Hooper will be driving it, Chief Brody might also make an appearance but he hates the water, ive attached a picture of the boat and the route.
My journey will last approx 2 weeks, in this time I will have my laptop with me so we can keep in regular contact. I think that this will be the safest option, we can go shark fishing when I get there, thou shall have a fishy on a little dishy thou shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
So stop ignoring me , I have 27k in cash ready to open the account but I need confirmation from you that the deal is still on, I hope you still have a place for me in your buttocks
Look forward to hearing from you fishy minge
Phile
