Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513365 times)

Raul! · « **Reply #160 on:** September 5, 2013, 04:02:02 am »

We're so shite that we don't even have a game this weekend.

abs-ibs · « **Reply #161 on:** September 5, 2013, 05:44:06 am »

I can't believe this shite thread is still going!

Fookin Shite!

Spraynard Kruger · « **Reply #162 on:** September 5, 2013, 06:36:06 am »

Quote from: Loretta from London on September 4, 2013, 02:23:38 pm

So are some of our fans. How fucking shit is that.

Super shit. With an extra lack of the letter "e" .

Aaron Rattray1 · « **Reply #163 on:** September 5, 2013, 06:57:23 am »

We are so shite we released dani pacheco and danny wilson, that is just pure pure shite

rafasinistanbul05 · « **Reply #164 on:** September 5, 2013, 08:05:34 am »

Quote from: vivabobbygraham on September 4, 2013, 11:51:23 pm

Am I the only one on here who thinks we're doing okay?

Don't talk shite.

jambutty · « **Reply #165 on:** September 5, 2013, 02:58:44 pm »

Mrs Jam once asked me what shite was.

I replied, 'Shite, my dear, is shit in a silk sack.'

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #166 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:02:21 pm »

Quote from: Harris96 on September 3, 2013, 11:29:41 am

Still shocked we haven't gone for Carlton Cole on a free, only Rodgers would miss out on an opportunity like that

It seems that he has failed his medical. At West Ham.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/west-ham-transfer-news-carlton-2253386?

d3lu5ion · « **Reply #167 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:09:32 pm »

Shite... Our Transfer Market Acitivity was Shite compared to Manchester Uniteds excellent summer transfer window...

camred · « **Reply #168 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:19:45 pm »

what a strange thread

'Mondzz' · « **Reply #169 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:20:26 pm »

Quote from: camred on September 5, 2013, 03:19:45 pm

what a strange thread

EstonianRed · « **Reply #170 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:26:00 pm »

Quote from: camred on September 5, 2013, 03:19:45 pm

what a strange thread

thats not strange that Liverpool is shite innit ?

won ton · « **Reply #171 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:32:34 pm »

We're so shite were already smug about it.

jambutty · « **Reply #172 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:36:52 pm »

Quote from: won ton on September 5, 2013, 03:32:34 pm

We're so shite were already smug about it.

Typical smug Red shite.

No666 · « **Reply #173 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:37:32 pm »

We're so shite our shite supporters don't understand what this shite thread is all about.

Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero · « **Reply #174 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:38:00 pm »

Used to be average and now were just shite. Fucking shit Danny Welbeck up front. Shit fans. Shit everything

sms1986 · « **Reply #175 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:40:18 pm »

I just know we're going to have some boring shite of a 0-0 draw this weekend. Rodgers Out!

DeLeiva · « **Reply #176 on:** September 5, 2013, 03:41:32 pm »

Get rid of the manager, the blokes got zero idea.

Gerrard's past it, Lucas gives away silly frees, Johno can't defend, Agger always injured, Sturridge is selfish, Coutinho to small,
Joe Allen is a teacher’s pet, Mignolet bad under crosses, Enrique can't cross the ball, Hendo always passes back and Apas is
far too lightweight to handle a physical team like Stoke.............................oh............wait................

No wonder Martinez turned us down to manage Everton instead…………

trezax · « **Reply #177 on:** September 5, 2013, 04:36:11 pm »

While Arsenal were getting Ozil on deadline day the only thing Brendan found was pigging the buffet out at Shankly's dinner (with Dalglish) .

Shite #RodgerOut

Durlmints · « **Reply #178 on:** September 5, 2013, 04:56:25 pm »

Quote from: DeLeiva on September 5, 2013, 03:41:32 pm

Get rid of the manager, the blokes got zero idea.

Gerrard's past it, Lucas gives away silly frees, Johno can't defend, Agger always injured, Sturridge is selfish, Coutinho to small,
Joe Allen is a teacher’s pet, Mignolet bad under crosses, Enrique can't cross the ball, Hendo always passes back and Apas is
far too lightweight to handle a physical team like Stoke.............................oh............wait................

No wonder Martinez turned us down to manage Everton instead…………

I heard from a shite magazine that the exact transcript of the Martinez interview was something like this:

"Roberto, we're shite. Please please help us and make us the best."
"No, sorry lads, you're shite."

He was right too.

MonTheKuyt · « **Reply #179 on:** September 5, 2013, 04:58:50 pm »

So shite we can't even get a game booked for this weekend! Nobody wants us to use their pitch.

shanklylass · « **Reply #180 on:** September 5, 2013, 08:03:59 pm »

Chelsea reject shite striker. Selfish shite. Doesn't pass. Moody shite that he is.

Shite chairman not selling to Arsenal when they asked so nicely. What a shite.

Shitey brown suit and tie combo from Brendan.

macca888 · « **Reply #181 on:** September 5, 2013, 08:08:04 pm »

Poor Greg Dyke is crying about not having enough English players, and we're so shite we can't even make sure the only two England players we've got are fit to represent their country by playing them in a nothing match last weekend.

astowell1 · « **Reply #182 on:** September 5, 2013, 10:14:50 pm »

Shit, don't know how to score. Signed no one special. Same old shit.

dalarr · « **Reply #183 on:** September 17, 2013, 09:57:01 am »

Suarez hasn't been arsed to play a single game for us this season, the lazy bastard. Need to get rid

Hazell · « **Reply #184 on:** September 17, 2013, 10:00:31 am »

Think yesterday finally proved it. Lucas and Gerrard were shite, Sturridge anonymous after the first four minutes, Sakho rubbish. We're in all sorts of trouble. Rodgers really needs to go.

RedInside · « **Reply #185 on:** September 17, 2013, 10:04:18 am »

10 out 4. Rodgers out

David Struhme · « **Reply #186 on:** September 17, 2013, 10:34:58 am »

So many people overreacting on here. We're top of the league for fucks sake

dnkw · « **Reply #187 on:** September 17, 2013, 10:37:17 am »

What's that noise water makes when it moves through a pipe quickly?

kapil08 · « **Reply #188 on:** September 17, 2013, 10:42:25 am »

Quote from: David Struhme on September 17, 2013, 10:34:58 am

So many people overreacting on here. We're top of the league for fucks sake

edmundljs · « **Reply #189 on:** September 17, 2013, 10:43:59 am »

Quote from: kapil08 on September 17, 2013, 10:42:25 am

Your smiley is shite.

Almo · « **Reply #190 on:** September 17, 2013, 11:42:59 am »

We're so shite we can't even fuckin lose!!

Nick @ TorchTriathlon · « **Reply #191 on:** September 17, 2013, 11:48:13 am »

Quote from: Almo on September 17, 2013, 11:42:59 am

We're so shite we can't even fuckin lose!!

na na na na.

There's a shite chant in there somewhere, shite.

riismeister · « **Reply #192 on:** September 17, 2013, 11:57:49 am »

Shite rhymes with kite!

jed the red · « **Reply #193 on:** September 17, 2013, 01:14:14 pm »

Quote from: David Struhme on September 17, 2013, 10:34:58 am

So many people overreacting on here. We're top of the league for fucks sake

Not sure if serious

Either way, shite post!

Dubred · « **Reply #194 on:** September 17, 2013, 01:18:16 pm »

You think we're bad now? We're f*cked when Suarez comes back.......can't pass, dribbles mindlessly into nowhere etc etc

Almo · « **Reply #195 on:** September 17, 2013, 01:33:02 pm »

Quote from: Nick @ TorchTriathlon on September 17, 2013, 11:48:13 am

na na na na.

There's a shite chant in there somewhere, shite.

We're so shite, we can't even come up with our own song about how shite we are.

Samie · « **Reply #196 on:** September 17, 2013, 01:52:41 pm »

we got a point against Swansea we are shite.

Drippy Dick · « **Reply #197 on:** September 17, 2013, 02:42:27 pm »

I know. If there was ever a game we should have easily won, it was Swansea. Everyone knows Wales and all its footballers are shit who never get into top teams like the Manchester Uniteds and the Real Madrids of this world

Hazell · « **Reply #198 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:29:15 pm »

Johnson - Can't defend and has been poor for 6 months

Skrtel - gets bullied easily, like against Van Persie which I was worried about and proved to be correct and Bony who I was worried about more than Van Persie because he's physical and I was proved to be correct again.

Agger - Overrated by our own fans, he's not that great on the ball and gets bullied by players, like against Benteke which I was worried about and proved to be correct and Van Persie who I was worried about and proved to be correct.

Enrique - Brainless

Lucas - Doesn't have legs, you're really not paying attention if you think his positioning or ability on the ball is anything but poor. He puts his teammates under too much pressure with his passing and his needless free kicks.

Henderson - The new Lucas 'emperor's new clothes' Leiva. Seen him loads for Sunderland and he won't make it here. Also, he's very uncreative and doesn't score or assist enough, just look at last season innit.

Aspas - Seen him loads for Celta (yes, really, I've watched a lot of Celta Vigo matches over the past few years) and I've seen him play all four games this season and he's shit. And he was shit against Celtic in pre season.

Coutinho - Getting found out after his honeymoon period.

Think that about covers it. Sturridge, Suarez, Mignolet, Gerrard, Toure and Moses are good enough up until they have bad game.

jdelcue · « **Reply #199 on:** September 17, 2013, 03:37:15 pm »

Quote from: dalarr on September 17, 2013, 09:57:01 am

Suarez hasn't been arsed to play a single game for us this season, the lazy bastard. Need to get rid

LOL.