GO COMPARE!!!!!!!
Fucking compare this you c-nt, whether you would prefer me to take your fat fucking blimp of a body, douse it in honey and soy (maybe add some 5 spice) then cook you over a low heat, not quite enough to kill you before throwing you into the bear enclosure at a zoo OR lock you up in a room with your own fucking advert playing on loop, the only other things in the room being a pack of rusty nails that you would eventually have to use to do yourself in when you finally went mad from the mental strain of hearing yourself and realising that your only contribution to life has been to make the world's most annoying ad which has decreased the value of life for millions. None of whom will go to GO COMPARE and many more who will boycott them in protest at your shitty ad.
C-nt.