Whats so fucking Merry about it? Bah humbug.
A More-Merry-Than-I-Can-Possibly-Be Christmas to everyone here. It's been a shite year, and even shiter for me personally, which has made me increasingly tetchy so while we're at it with the peace and goodwill, my sincerest apologies to anyone whom I have called a twat, prat, dickhead, cock, c*nt, quim, quilt, meff, div (apart from Big Div of course), moron, fuckwit, gobshite, bellend, fannie, weapon or similiar terms of ensneerment.
Hope you all have a great time and let's hope, pray and dream that next year can be a better one.
Seriously, sorry for being...what I've been like.