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Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« on: November 13, 2018, 04:25:09 am »
Manchester City’s head physio Lee Nobes leaving to join Liverpool

Manchester City’s head physio Lee Nobes is leaving the club at the end of the month to join Premier League rivals Liverpool.

Nobes has been at City for 11 years after originally joining Sven Goran Eriksson's backroom staff. Since then he has worked under managers Mark Hughes, Roberto Mancini, Manuel Pellegrini and Pep Guardiola. Sunday's 3-1 win over United in the Manchester derby was Nobes' last match with the club.

Liverpool have appointed Nobes as a replacement for Matt Konopinski, who announced that he was leaving his role at the club last month. Konopinski spent 10 years at Anfield but left the club to take up a position with the Football Association.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/11552578/manchester-city8217s-head-physio-lee-nobes-leaving-to-join-liverpool
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2018, 07:57:49 am »
Does he know pep's magic doctor in barcelona?
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2018, 09:54:32 am »
Marching onto the train at Piccadilly with a suitcase full of chemicals with a City CEO from the future desperately trying to stop him getting past the blokes who check the tickets, like the end of 12 Monkeys.
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2018, 10:26:11 am »
Fantastic. We need a song for him.
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2018, 10:32:13 am »
Quote from: Rick-40 on November 13, 2018, 10:26:11 am
Fantastic. We need a song for him.

Something to the tune of I’ve Gotta Get A Massage To You by the Bee Gees?
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2018, 10:51:04 am »
Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on November 13, 2018, 10:32:13 am
Something to the tune of I’ve Gotta Get A Massage To You by the Bee Gees?

Massage in the Bootle would be more appropriate.
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2018, 10:51:20 am »
Quote from: bradders1011 on November 13, 2018, 09:54:32 am
Marching onto the train at Piccadilly with a suitcase full of chemicals with a City CEO from the future desperately trying to stop him getting past the blokes who check the tickets, like the end of 12 Monkeys.

:D :D
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2018, 10:54:54 am »
Quote from: bradders1011 on November 13, 2018, 09:54:32 am
Marching onto the train at Piccadilly with a suitcase full of chemicals with a City CEO from the future desperately trying to stop him getting past the blokes who check the tickets, like the end of 12 Monkeys.


 :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2018, 11:14:01 am »
Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on November 13, 2018, 10:32:13 am
Something to the tune of I’ve Gotta Get A Massage To You by the Bee Gees?

Sounds good for a start  ;D
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2018, 12:40:34 pm »
We took a couple of top scouts away too a few years back. Now the physio. I wonder if we're offering more money, or if people aren't pleased with working for Guardiola/ownership there?
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2018, 01:00:19 pm »
Quote from: soxfan on November 13, 2018, 12:40:34 pm
We took a couple of top scouts away too a few years back. Now the physio. I wonder if we're offering more money, or if people aren't pleased with working for Guardiola/ownership there?

As nice as it is to be almost guaranteed success and probably a good wage packet, I can imagine it just kinda gets a bit... boring?
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2018, 02:03:50 pm »
Get in! Can't believe we got this one over the line so quickly. Welcome to the greatest club on earth, Nobes! Another piece in the jigsaw. That's us sorted at physio for the next decade or so. Looking forward to his interview on LFCTV. I wonder where he was on that famous night in Istanbul? Have we got a leaning pic yet?
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2018, 02:37:24 pm »
Alfred Nobes, poet of "The Highwayman?"
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2018, 02:41:16 pm »
Quote from: Rick-40 on November 13, 2018, 11:14:01 am
Sounds good for a start  ;D

nah, it's gotta be "Ooh it's a massage from you Lee Nobes / A massage from you Lee Nobes"

(Please stuff David Silva in yer suitcase, Lee mate)
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2018, 02:41:35 pm »
Can he play the 6? Or is he better suited to the 8?
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2018, 02:43:12 pm »
Quote from: Lone Star Red on November 13, 2018, 02:03:50 pm
Get in! Can't believe we got this one over the line so quickly. Welcome to the greatest club on earth, Nobes! Another piece in the jigsaw. That's us sorted at physio for the next decade or so. Looking forward to his interview on LFCTV. I wonder where he was on that famous night in Istanbul? Have we got a leaning pic yet?

how about the awkward medical pics of the....physio
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2018, 08:28:46 pm »
Quote from: Lone Star Red on November 13, 2018, 02:03:50 pm
Get in! Can't believe we got this one over the line so quickly. Welcome to the greatest club on earth, Nobes! Another piece in the jigsaw. That's us sorted at physio for the next decade or so. Looking forward to his interview on LFCTV. I wonder where he was on that famous night in Istanbul? Have we got a leaning pic yet?
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I love our interview questions. Not leading at all. ;)

"So Lee, do you think you'll be excited working in the world's best medical office, with the world's nicest and greatest athletes, watching matches at the world's greatest stadium in the world's greatest city, under the world's greatest owners, on the staff of the world's greatest manager, while blank checks are routinely stuffed in your pockets, with showgirls entertaining you day and night, while eating the finest cuisine prepared by the world's greatest chefs?"   :P
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2018, 10:26:47 pm »
If we really “stole” him should we be advertising it like this? 
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2018, 11:01:10 pm »
Quote from: newterp on November 13, 2018, 02:43:12 pm
how about the awkward medical pics of the....physio

I love it if they show a video of him conducting his own medical.
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2018, 12:55:54 pm »
Apparently the Liverpool staff that interviewed him for the job started throwing up when he started talking about Dr Cugat's practices.
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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2018, 12:24:17 am »
Quote from: Rick-40 on November 13, 2018, 10:26:11 am
Fantastic. We need a song for him.

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Re: Liverpool steals head physio Lee Nobes from Man City
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2018, 12:27:17 am »
Quote from: Rick-40 on November 13, 2018, 10:26:11 am
Fantastic. We need a song for him.

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