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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1280 on: January 13, 2020, 03:46:14 pm »
Remaining PL fixtures after today

Brighton (A)
Watford (H)
Bournemouth (A)
Tottenham (H)
Southampton (A)
Sheff Utd (H)
Leicester (A)
Chelsea (H)
Newcastle (A)
Wolves (H)
Liverpool (A)
Man Utd (H)
Crystal Palace (H)
Everton (A)
Arsenal (H)
West Ham (A)

Not looking good for them unless they build up some form in the next few games

next 3 games are so important for them after that it gets really tough,

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1282 on: January 14, 2020, 05:56:08 pm »
https://mobile.twitter.com/villareport/status/1216712299702112257

 :lmao :lmao

First of all, fuck Gray, the c*nt bag asshole putrid slurp of roadkill. I've had farts more intelligent than him.

Also I love the first comment, 100m for Grealish.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1284 on: January 14, 2020, 07:37:27 pm »
To be fair to him, he does say it's just his belief. Same as like women shouldn't be Referee's Assistants.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1285 on: January 14, 2020, 08:08:59 pm »
Gob on Peter Reid's face says exactly what he thinks about Gray's "opinion".
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1286 on: January 14, 2020, 08:44:00 pm »
Surely you mean yaow-yaow club
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"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1287 on: January 15, 2020, 10:45:32 am »
Thankfully we don't have to put up with Gray any more, but I saw that clip and it's reminded me of how much I can't stand him.

It's also a reminder of how pundits have shelf lives. Other than watch lots of football, what has he actually achieved since finishing playing? What has he done to update his knowledge of the game and how it works and has developed?

He sits there like some kind of bloated sage, doling out his wisdom, to (in his mind) an audience in thrall to his supreme knowledge, hanging on his every word.

He is a footballing dinosaur, who's spent the last 30 odd years telling everyone else where they've been going wrong, dispensing his wisdom (usually in hindsight) and never having to face the consequences of his advice. First few years he was something a bit different, but the longer he was out of the game, and the more he allowed his bias and ego to take over, the worse he became.

Comparing player x with y without any thought to the role they play in the team, and how the teams may differ is completely useless.


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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1288 on: January 15, 2020, 01:15:54 pm »
Equally bad is his wee gimp of a mate Keys who, rather than challenging him on his views, just sits there and agrees with him.
"I was only in the game for the love of football -- and I wanted to bring back happiness to the people of Liverpool."

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1290 on: January 15, 2020, 03:42:50 pm »
Equally bad is his wee gimp of a mate Keys who, rather than challenging him on his views, just sits there and agrees with him.

I'd argue that Keys is worse, he is the Hammond to Greys Clarkson.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1291 on: January 15, 2020, 05:49:56 pm »
The Brent to his Finchy.
"There's not one club in Europe with an anthem like You'll Never Walk Alone. There's not one club in the world so united with the fans. I sat there watching the Liverpool fans and they sent shivers down my spine. A mass of 40,000 people became one force behind their team ... For that I admire Liverpool more than anything" Johan Cryuff

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1293 on: January 15, 2020, 07:52:34 pm »
They are too big of a club to go down ;D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1294 on: February 6, 2020, 07:09:29 pm »
Saw a red sports car on the M53 earlier.  Number plate A VIlllA. Player or are they all on their jollies like ours?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1295 on: February 6, 2020, 08:12:56 pm »
They are too big of a club to go down twice ;D
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1296 on: February 6, 2020, 10:30:32 pm »
They are too big of a club to go down ;D
Is that a euphemism for turd that won't flush?
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1297 on: February 6, 2020, 10:38:38 pm »
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1298 on: February 7, 2020, 03:08:17 am »
Gotta be honest, I'd completely forgotten about these.  Ha.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1300 on: March 9, 2020, 10:54:55 pm »
It's got to the stage where a lot of their fans are calling for Allardyce to keep them up. They're going down with a whimper at the moment.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1301 on: March 9, 2020, 11:03:19 pm »
As i posted in the relegation thread, Villa's run in is horrific they've now have left
Chelsea, home
Wolves, home
Liverpool, away
Man Utd, home
Palace, home
Everton, away
Arsenal, home
West Ham, away on the final day
to pencil in, Sheffield United, home & Newcastle, away

Bye bye Villa going on tonight's performance.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1302 on: March 9, 2020, 11:12:16 pm »
Former Villa player Gordon Cowans has been diagnosed with Alzheimers. Shame :(
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/18292913.blackburn-rovers-promotion-winner-diagnosed-alzheimers/

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1303 on: March 9, 2020, 11:17:39 pm »
Wonder would they take Rafa now?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1304 on: March 10, 2020, 07:56:43 am »
As i posted in the relegation thread, Villa's run in is horrific they've now have left
Chelsea, home
Wolves, home
Liverpool, away
Man Utd, home
Palace, home
Everton, away
Arsenal, home
West Ham, away on the final day
to pencil in, Sheffield United, home & Newcastle, away

Bye bye Villa going on tonight's performance.
It’s probably down to 3 teams from 6 now. And Villa look in big trouble with those fixtures.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1305 on: March 10, 2020, 09:23:52 am »
Nicely done
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1306 on: March 10, 2020, 09:54:35 am »
^ Ugh.  I know I'm in the minority, but I can't stand "twitter banter" between multi-million pound organisations/companies.  It's just so weird and unprofessional.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1307 on: March 10, 2020, 10:40:41 am »
As i posted in the relegation thread, Villa's run in is horrific they've now have left
Chelsea, home
Wolves, home
Liverpool, away
Man Utd, home
Palace, home
Everton, away
Arsenal, home
West Ham, away on the final day
to pencil in, Sheffield United, home & Newcastle, away

Bye bye Villa going on tonight's performance.

They look doomed with those fixtures ;D
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1308 on: March 10, 2020, 01:35:32 pm »
^ Ugh.  I know I'm in the minority, but I can't stand "twitter banter" between multi-million pound organisations/companies.  It's just so weird and unprofessional.

The thing that seems even weirder to me is the way that some people seem to respond to the social media presence of businesses and converse with them as if they are their friends, at least some of the business to business stuff can sometimes be quite amusing.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1309 on: March 11, 2020, 07:37:17 pm »
^ Ugh.  I know I'm in the minority, but I can't stand "twitter banter" between multi-million pound organisations/companies.  It's just so weird and unprofessional.

Whats even stupider is that they are mocking Villa for possibly being in a league next season that they sponsor err so Villa are shit for being in the Championship which is all your shitty company can afford to sponsor

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1310 on: March 12, 2020, 11:09:48 am »
^ Ugh.  I know I'm in the minority, but I can't stand "twitter banter" between multi-million pound organisations/companies.  It's just so weird and unprofessional.
The thing that seems even weirder to me is the way that some people seem to respond to the social media presence of businesses and converse with them as if they are their friends, at least some of the business to business stuff can sometimes be quite amusing.
Whats even stupider is that they are mocking Villa for possibly being in a league next season that they sponsor err so Villa are shit for being in the Championship which is all your shitty company can afford to sponsor

Like many on Twitter, you got got as well. If only that was the actual Championship account. I mean even from that screenshot above you can see there is no blue tick that verifies the account. It's a fucking cloud.  ;D
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1311 on: March 12, 2020, 03:18:51 pm »
The moral of the story being, stop reacting to things on twitter. Very little that happens on there has any meaningful value, certainly not very much to get exercised about.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1312 on: March 30, 2020, 05:30:53 pm »
Jack Grealish is still a twat then.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1313 on: March 30, 2020, 05:32:32 pm »
Jack Grealish is still a twat then.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1314 on: March 30, 2020, 05:34:10 pm »
Jack Grealish is still a twat then.

Crashed car, left details and walked home.

Now other than making various assumptions I don't think he did much wrong did he?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1315 on: March 30, 2020, 05:35:18 pm »
Crashed car, left details and walked home.

Now other than making various assumptions I don't think he did much wrong did he?

Went to a party after encouraging fans to adhere to the “lockdown” rules.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1316 on: March 30, 2020, 05:37:18 pm »
Went to a party after encouraging fans to adhere to the “lockdown” rules.

Ah, the report I read (Independent) didn't have that in. Where's that reported?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1317 on: March 30, 2020, 05:49:05 pm »
Ah, the report I read (Independent) didn't have that in. Where's that reported?
The Guardian report Grealish to be "apologetic and deeply embarrassed" after going to his mates place during the lockdown. Villa will discipline and fine him with proceeds going to charity.

On phone so cannot link to the story. Sorry.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #1318 on: March 30, 2020, 06:35:21 pm »
Least the person doing his PR won’t be getting furloughed

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