There are actual human beings in this thread getting excited over a new kit, get a fucking grip you wools.Why not be more interested in how these fuckers can't defend a set piece. You decide what matters more
You realise this is the "New Kits" thread right? People who are in this thread posting want to talk about the new kits.
Klopp Hails New Mermen Signingswww.durlmintsnews.com/sports/football/story201183195Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has today celebrated the signing of a deal that will see Mermen at the club for the 2017/2018 season. The deal was signed in pen on A4 paper and sources believe that it was signed around lunchtime on one of the days this winter.No More ExcusesIn a press conference at Melwood today, the Liverpool boss was delighted, and claimed there were no excuses next season."Listen, this is what football is all about. Mermen used to be the main attraction in football and we all love to see them both on the pitch and around the club. We have made sure the team bus has at least one merman and he will travel around the country supporting the team. There is no excuses now for next season."When asked whether the introduction of Mermen would spell the end for defender Dejan Lovren at Liverpool, Klopp said simply "No, I don't think so"
I'm telling you, Bowie died and it's all gone to fuck.
Does this mean they'll be permanent subs?I bet they're a great advantage on waterlogged pitches. Should swim rings around the opposition.
Can we get someone to count the fingers so we know if this is real or not!
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR
No Emre Can modelling Poor marketing #PleaseBanMeForALongTime
Even worse that Firmino is modelling. You just know that he's only wearing shorts and socks in that pic...
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Christ. That's actually the first shirt in years I've thought is 'quite smart' looking. Might be worth a purchase
Very nice, wish there wasn't the red trim on sleeves and collar though.
I am all for authoritarian rule
It is BEAUTIFUL!! Honestly it's stunning, I think NB have hit the ball way out of the park with this one.... HOWEVER, to pre-order with Firmino on the back and patches... £71... HOLY FUCK!! I remember when shirts were like £30 and that was only a decade or so ago... these prices are nuts, I know it's not just us, all clubs are like that now but fuck me!!Still, gonna buy one but with no name or patches... still £50EDIT: The long sleeve version is so fucking cool and retro!!!