Author Topic: Ki-Jana Hoever (Read 87269 times)

hassinator · « **on:** January 4, 2019, 05:50:28 pm »

read all about it:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ki-jana-hoever-contention-make-13813478

With Klopp seeing few if any opportunities for Clyne to play for Liverpool again this season, he believes the player will be best served by getting games at Bournemouth.

That has produced a reaction amongst some fans claiming there is a lack of cover at right back, with Joe Gomez still injured. But Klopp sees plenty of options in that position – not least because of the huge potential of 16 year old academy signing Hoever.

Klopp is so struck on the Dutch youth international – who only moved to Liverpool from Ajax in September – that he is seriously considering giving him an outing at Wolves in the Cup on Monday night.

The defender only turns 17 later this month, but after joining the academy he was elevated straight into the U18s set up, then given games for the U19s, U23s and is now training with the senior squad.

He can play right back and centre half, and sources within the club suggest he would go into the senior squad on a permanent basis next season if he continues with such stellar progression.

royhendo · « **Reply #1 on:** January 4, 2019, 05:55:44 pm »

He’ll Hoever up every chance he gets. Only a nipper too. I’m 44 already - gonna Dyson.

Could turn out to be as good as Henry. Etc.

Chakan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 4, 2019, 05:56:54 pm »

Just look at that smile, waiting to play

vagabond · « **Reply #3 on:** January 4, 2019, 05:57:00 pm »

Quote from: royhendo on January 4, 2019, 05:55:44 pm

He’ll Hoever up every chance he gets. Only a nipper too. I’m 44 already - gonna Dyson.

Could turn out to be as good as Henry. Etc.

You've cleaned up all the good ones already

Sharado · « **Reply #4 on:** January 4, 2019, 05:57:37 pm »

Tough atmosphere to cope with at wolves, hope he can cope with what's sure to be something of a cyclone.

El Lobo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 4, 2019, 05:58:01 pm »

I like this

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #6 on:** January 4, 2019, 05:58:36 pm »

What an exciting time for the kid this is.

newterp · « **Reply #7 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:04:20 pm »

sell him! not good enough.*

*pre-emptive

Zlen · « **Reply #8 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:04:38 pm »

No pressure Hoever.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #9 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:06:21 pm »

He'll be forty-six in thirty years ffs.

Chakan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:06:31 pm »

Can he do it in the wet?

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #11 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:07:02 pm »

Must be very talented or good at sucking up.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:07:08 pm »

He grew up at Ajax, playing at 16 in the first team won't hinder him.

Seen a few montages of him on Youtube and he looks a unit, can see him being a CB in future.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #13 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:09:10 pm »

Quote from: Chakan on January 4, 2019, 06:06:31 pm

Can he do it in the wet?

Can only play indoors- nature abhors a vacuum cleaner.

-Willo- · « **Reply #14 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:09:27 pm »

Genuinely didnt know we signed an Ajax youth player in the summer

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #15 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:10:06 pm »

Does he come with a send back guarantee?

hassinator · « **Reply #16 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:15:06 pm »

Quote from: royhendo on January 4, 2019, 05:55:44 pm

He’ll Hoever up every chance he gets. Only a nipper too. I’m 44 already - gonna Dyson.

Could turn out to be as good as Henry. Etc.

'we've got the sweetest jan hoever...' to the tune of:

(first dance at my wedding

)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/zNt92c0OGN8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/zNt92c0OGN8</a>

hassinator · « **Reply #17 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:16:29 pm »

Quote from: royhendo on January 4, 2019, 05:55:44 pm

He’ll Hoever up every chance he gets. Only a nipper too. I’m 44 already - gonna Dyson.

Could turn out to be as good as Henry. Etc.

the kid's mustard. from under 18s to first team squad in 4 months.

this is a michael owen style assault on the world but not 17 until next month (!!!)

dig the new breed

Dench57 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:20:48 pm »

Quote from: Zlen on January 4, 2019, 06:04:38 pm

No pressure whatsHoever.

fixed

JP-65 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:22:20 pm »

Quote from: hassinator on January 4, 2019, 06:16:29 pm

the kid's mustard. from under 18s to first team squad in 4 months.

this is a michael owen style assault on the world but not 17 until next month (!!!)

dig the new breed

Jeez, I've got clothes older than him

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #20 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:22:21 pm »

How do you pronounce his surname? Like Ian Paisley saying “However”?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #21 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:23:12 pm »

Quote from: JP-65 on January 4, 2019, 06:22:20 pm

Jeez, I've got clothes older than him

You joke but I put on a t shirt the other night that I clearly remember wearing on the night of the Champions League Final in 2005!

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #22 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:23:46 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on January 4, 2019, 06:22:21 pm

How do you pronounce his surname? Like Ian Paisley saying “However”?

only quieter.

hassinator · « **Reply #23 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:24:24 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on January 4, 2019, 06:22:21 pm

How do you pronounce his surname? Like Ian Paisley saying “However”?

hoever you like, big man

TepidT2O · « **Reply #24 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:24:24 pm »

Title of the thread doesn’t reflect the story.

It says he’s in contention to make the squad rather than start.

hassinator · « **Reply #25 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:24:43 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on January 4, 2019, 06:24:24 pm

Title of the thread doesn’t reflect the story.

It says he’s in contention to make the squad rather than start.

cheer up, tepid, you're not a mod in here

El Lobo · « **Reply #26 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:25:13 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on January 4, 2019, 06:23:12 pm

You joke but I put on a t shirt the other night that I clearly remember wearing on the night of the Champions League Final in 2005!

Good math there Einstein

royhendo · « **Reply #27 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:30:35 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on January 4, 2019, 06:22:21 pm

How do you pronounce his surname? Like Ian Paisley saying “However”?

I like how when you search for his name on here you get a load of historic typos. 🙂

JP-65 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:32:06 pm »

Quote from: royhendo on January 4, 2019, 06:30:35 pm

I like how when you search for his name on here you get a load of historic typos. 🙂

Hey there big guy, nice to see you here again

an fear dearg · « **Reply #29 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:32:39 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on January 4, 2019, 06:24:24 pm

Title of the thread doesn’t reflect the story.

It says he’s in contention to make the squad rather than start.

Dry January making you carnaptious?

Tobelius · « **Reply #30 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:34:19 pm »

Quote from: JP-65 on January 4, 2019, 06:22:20 pm

Jeez, I've got clothes older than him

Still have some shirts from the 80's.

Good luck Hoever,make us proud.

royhendo · « **Reply #31 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:38:06 pm »

Quote from: JP-65 on January 4, 2019, 06:32:06 pm

Hey there big guy, nice to see you here again

Hello sir!

On Hoever, it’s good we’re not buying squad filler and promoting our own talent instead.

(Funny to see Brewster’s team mates from that under 17 World Cup the subject of transfer talk and big fees. Solanke going paves the way for him too.)

PhaseOfPlay · « **Reply #32 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:42:36 pm »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on January 4, 2019, 06:23:46 pm

only quieter.

So.... "really loud" as opposed to "really, really, really loud", then?

AmanShah21 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:48:13 pm »

Is it pronounce "Hoover" or "Whoever" or "Hoy-ver"?

Seen a couple of his youth game compilations. Looks calm but a bit lightweight in my opinion for the league. A bit like Joe when he started so there's potential. Doesn't look like a touchline hugger but has a decent pass on him. We'll see how it goes if he does start but he's got to be a massive talent to get a start at his age.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #34 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:54:27 pm »

Just call him J. Edgar and we'll all know who you mean.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #35 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:56:07 pm »

Quote from: an fear dearg on January 4, 2019, 06:32:39 pm

Dry January making you carnaptious?

Hey! I’m always like this!

Eeyore · « **Reply #36 on:** January 4, 2019, 06:58:38 pm »

I just hope it is not too early.

It is never good getting caught out misusing a Hoever.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #37 on:** January 4, 2019, 07:03:56 pm »

Quote from: Al 555 on January 4, 2019, 06:58:38 pm

I just hope it is not too early.

It is never good getting caught out misusing a Hoever.

I take it you are referring to a friend of yours, who whilst operating a hand held hoover clad only in his dressing gown had the misfortune to catch the tip if his penis in the nozzle and had to be taken to A&E.

That "misuse"?

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #38 on:** January 4, 2019, 07:09:11 pm »

This guy is young enough to be my son ffs

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #39 on:** January 4, 2019, 07:11:03 pm »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on January 4, 2019, 07:03:56 pm

I take it you are referring to a friend of yours, who whilst operating a hand held hoover clad only in his dressing gown had the misfortune to catch the tip if his penis in the nozzle and had to be taken to A&E.

That "misuse"?

mI admire people who take personal hygiene so seriously.