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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #200 on: May 28, 2011, 02:29:58 pm »
According to inside sources Fabio Capello was heard responding to the Owen rant by asking the question...

"Who?"

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #201 on: May 28, 2011, 02:39:35 pm »
According to inside sources Fabio Capello was heard responding to the Owen rant by asking the question...

"Who?"

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #202 on: May 28, 2011, 09:32:34 pm »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #203 on: May 28, 2011, 09:36:03 pm »
As if he was ever going to get on the pitch.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #204 on: May 28, 2011, 09:37:15 pm »
So when's that special goal Michael, against your wife in the back garden?

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #205 on: May 28, 2011, 09:45:57 pm »
As if he was ever going to get on the pitch.

He doesn't care. He's still hoping he'll get a call from Capello for the England game next week.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #206 on: May 28, 2011, 09:51:45 pm »
He doesn't care. He's still hoping he'll get a call from Capello for the England game next week.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #207 on: May 28, 2011, 09:57:16 pm »
He doesn't care. He's still hoping he'll get a call from Capello for the England game next week.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #208 on: May 28, 2011, 10:01:09 pm »
Where's this big/important goal he promised he was going to score before the end of the season?
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #209 on: May 28, 2011, 10:02:01 pm »
Where's this big/important goal he promised he was going to score before the end of the season?

The one against Blackpool was the goal of the century you know.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #210 on: May 28, 2011, 10:02:32 pm »
Where's this big/important goal he promised he was going to score before the end of the season?

Blackpool, in that massive game - for Blackpool - you fool  ;D

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #211 on: May 28, 2011, 10:02:33 pm »
Glad to see this swine spend the Champions League final sat on his arse.

Reckon he'll be lining up for 'Arry come next season...

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #212 on: May 28, 2011, 10:03:44 pm »
enjoy that loser's medal owen. :wave

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #213 on: May 28, 2011, 10:04:30 pm »
Enjoy Everton next season Mickey, you little Judas c*nt.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #214 on: May 28, 2011, 10:05:59 pm »
I cant resist..




Come on, sell yourself Micky..





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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #215 on: May 28, 2011, 10:06:54 pm »
Glad to see this swine spend the Champions League final sat on his arse.

Reckon he'll be lining up for 'Arry come next season...

Everton, Villa, Blackburn, West Brom - he'll be at one of them I think
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #216 on: May 28, 2011, 10:14:57 pm »
His biggest mistake was leaving Bayern Munich. That bloke United signed from Newcastle a couple of years ago is also shit.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #217 on: May 28, 2011, 10:15:13 pm »
Everton, Villa, Blackburn, West Brom - he'll be at one of them I think

And any of them will be foolish to take him as he is shit now. Totally shit.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #218 on: May 28, 2011, 10:18:26 pm »
Michael Owen is to thick to realise that to to play for your country you need to play for your team.

That's the point though, as far as Owen is concerned its always been about Owen, he's never really been part of a team.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #219 on: May 28, 2011, 10:26:48 pm »
That's the point though, as far as Owen is concerned its always been about Owen, he's never really been part of a team.

The reason why he did shit on us was cause of England. The fool thought that if he partners Rooney for Utd then he will be in the Englad team. However he forgot one thing:

He is shit now.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #220 on: May 28, 2011, 10:28:26 pm »
AHHAHAHAHA LOOK AT YOU IN YOUR KIT YOU STUPID FUCKING BERK! LOOK AT YOU WALKING AROUND AS IF YOU WERE PART OF SOMETHING!

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #221 on: May 28, 2011, 10:28:32 pm »
Time to update the portfolio with CL runners up medal Mickey.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #222 on: May 28, 2011, 10:39:30 pm »
The reason why he did shit on us was cause of England. The fool thought that if he partners Rooney for Utd then he will be in the Englad team. However he forgot one thing:

He is shit now.

Ferguson leaves £30m and 20-league goal Dimitar Berbatov out of the squad to make way for Michael Owen. Laughable. 
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #223 on: May 28, 2011, 10:40:58 pm »
Time to update the portfolio with CL runners up medal Mickey.

He's probably busy looking for some rope and wobbly chair... ;)

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #224 on: May 28, 2011, 10:41:15 pm »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #225 on: May 28, 2011, 10:43:47 pm »
Hows your CL medal Owen?

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #226 on: May 28, 2011, 10:44:20 pm »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #227 on: May 28, 2011, 10:45:13 pm »
Ferguson leaves £30m and 20-league goal Dimitar Berbatov out of the squad to make way for Michael Owen. Laughable. 

It's all about the horses mate. Why else do you think Owen joined Utd? Surely not for his footballing skills.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #228 on: May 28, 2011, 10:45:25 pm »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #229 on: May 28, 2011, 10:46:05 pm »
The Berbatov decision was fucking laughable.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #230 on: May 28, 2011, 10:46:31 pm »


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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #231 on: May 28, 2011, 10:47:44 pm »
The Berbatov decision was fucking laughable.
Won't be mentioned though.

Did Taggart say anything about it before the game other than wanting three midfielders on the bench? Fair enough let him have them, but why the fuck would you use Owen as your only possible option in attack, when you have Berbatov?

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #232 on: May 28, 2011, 10:47:58 pm »
Just from the Twitter comments, Fuck u c*nt!!!

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #233 on: May 28, 2011, 10:55:06 pm »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #234 on: May 28, 2011, 10:59:22 pm »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #235 on: May 28, 2011, 11:00:27 pm »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #236 on: May 28, 2011, 11:00:34 pm »
So is Mickey 'tweeting' tonight?
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #238 on: May 28, 2011, 11:02:22 pm »
So is Mickey 'tweeting' tonight?

Nah his arse hurts too much and he wasn't even on the pitch.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #239 on: May 28, 2011, 11:03:09 pm »
Hows your CL medal Owen?

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