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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6280 on: January 11, 2020, 10:55:04 pm »
Fucking easy

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6281 on: January 11, 2020, 10:56:20 pm »
Jonathan 'Robot Wars' Pearce commentating, should be good.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6282 on: January 11, 2020, 10:58:41 pm »
Spurs fans are like Stoke fans of 10 years ago. Drama queens

Thankfully looks like Stoke wont be back in the premier league anytime soon, could well be in league one next season, currently 4th bottom. ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6283 on: January 11, 2020, 10:59:16 pm »
Thankfully looks like Stoke wont be back in the premier league anytime soon, could well be in league one next season, currently 4th bottom. ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6284 on: January 11, 2020, 11:01:08 pm »
Danny Murphy reckons Hendo hand balled it in the build up the goal.  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6285 on: January 11, 2020, 11:02:14 pm »
Expert punditry again. We got lucky, lads. Again. It's all just luck. It's all it is. Liverpool, lucky bastards.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6286 on: January 11, 2020, 11:02:49 pm »
Danny Murphy reckons Hendo hand balled it in the build up the goal.  ;D

It's so sad when bad things happen to our former players. When and how did the poor guy lose his eyesight?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6287 on: January 11, 2020, 11:02:51 pm »
Danny Murphy reckons Hendo hand balled it in the build up the goal.  ;D

That's punditry royalty your talking about there.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6288 on: January 11, 2020, 11:04:13 pm »
Klopp going mad at the defending for the Lo Celso chance  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6289 on: January 11, 2020, 11:04:29 pm »
Brexit xenophobe Murphy

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6290 on: January 11, 2020, 11:04:49 pm »
Love this programme, learn so much about the game!

Oh no Oxygen thief Murphy is on!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6291 on: January 11, 2020, 11:06:10 pm »
Danny Murphy reckons Hendo hand balled it in the build up the goal.  ;D
Well there you go then, we can ignore the fact VAR studied it from all angles, Danny Murphy has watched it once and guessed that Henderson handled it. Case closed.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6292 on: January 11, 2020, 11:06:31 pm »
United 2-0 up and Solskjaer’s still sat on the bench looking utterly perplexed.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6293 on: January 11, 2020, 11:07:40 pm »
Oh my fucking god Murphy said it was handball :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6294 on: January 11, 2020, 11:09:05 pm »
Does Danny Murphy think the rest of the country bar Duncan Castles is blind?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6295 on: January 11, 2020, 11:12:50 pm »
Danny Murphy is a right piece of shit

Literally 2 feet away from hen god hand. Did he watch one angle once?

What a c*nt
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6296 on: January 11, 2020, 11:13:00 pm »
Does Danny Murphy think the rest of the country bar Duncan Castles is blind?

Love this comment on his twitter account.  ;D

Duncan Castles doesn't have central heating or electricity. His entire house is serviced by the heat of his own piss.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6297 on: January 11, 2020, 11:18:49 pm »
Pisses me off that refs still fall for that shithousery where a defender jumps high for the ball and the attacker backs into them whilst they are airborne, and out of control, so that it looks like the defender has climbed over them.

It’s dangerous play, someone is going to end up landing with the full weight of their body on their head or neck and doing serious damage, whilst the gormless ref gives a free kick against them.

Burnley are by far the worst for it too.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6298 on: January 11, 2020, 11:20:41 pm »
Pisses me off that refs still fall for that shithousery where a defender jumps high for the ball and the attacker backs into them whilst they are airborne, and out of control, so that it looks like the defender has climbed over them.

It’s dangerous play, someone is going to end up landing with the full weight of their body on their head or neck and doing serious damage, whilst the gormless ref gives a free kick against them.

Burnley are by far the worst for it too.

It’s how Napoli scored at Anfield.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6299 on: January 11, 2020, 11:21:51 pm »
Pisses me off that refs still fall for that shithousery where a defender jumps high for the ball and the attacker backs into them whilst they are airborne, and out of control, so that it looks like the defender has climbed over them.

It’s dangerous play, someone is going to end up landing with the full weight of their body on their head or neck and doing serious damage, whilst the gormless ref gives a free kick against them.

Burnley are by far the worst for it too.

Refs who have never played will never give these types of fouls

They simply don’t get it

Burnley are shithouses

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6300 on: January 11, 2020, 11:22:35 pm »
I assume neither Jenas nor Murphy mentioned the ball rolling down the Spurs players leg as it was going out of play for the throw? Brain dead c*nts
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6301 on: January 11, 2020, 11:31:03 pm »
Even in interviews Ancelotti has a look of “how the fuck have I ended up here?” on his face.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6302 on: January 11, 2020, 11:31:14 pm »
I assume neither Jenas nor Murphy mentioned the ball rolling down the Spurs players leg as it was going out of play for the throw? Brain dead c*nts

Don't think I've ever seen such forensic analysis over a 'potential' incorrect throw-in call. The more I see it the more I think its actually a definite Liverpool throw and I was undecided at first.

Desperate, desperate people. Just accept we are quite good, played really well today but were wasteful otherwise these would have had a hiding.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6303 on: January 11, 2020, 11:31:50 pm »
Shit I’ve been saying fair play that was a spurs throw

It actually wasn’t. Rolled down his leg as it finally went out

I can’t get over Murphy saying that was handball. What the fuck is his agenda ? Because Rafa got rid and cost him CL medal ?

It was 15 years ago Danny. Time to move on mate
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6304 on: January 11, 2020, 11:34:29 pm »
Shit I’ve been saying fair play that was a spurs throw

It actually wasn’t. Rolled down his leg as it finally went out

I can’t get over Murphy saying that was handball. What the fuck is his agenda ? Because Rafa got rid and cost him CL medal ?

It was 15 years ago Danny. Time to move on mate
It may have been a spurs throw in... but I’ve seen it a dozen times and I’m still not certain...

We wanted VAR to sort out the howling errors and that just a very marginal one
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6305 on: January 11, 2020, 11:35:03 pm »
It may have been a spurs throw in... but I’ve seen it a dozen times and I’m still not certain...

We wanted VAR to sort out the howling errors and that just a very marginal one

Doesn’t check throws anyway
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6306 on: January 11, 2020, 11:35:32 pm »
It was 15 years ago Danny. Time to move on mate

He just can't.

It burns him up inside.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6307 on: January 11, 2020, 11:40:21 pm »
Don't think I've ever seen such forensic analysis over a 'potential' incorrect throw-in call. The more I see it the more I think its actually a definite Liverpool throw and I was undecided at first.

Desperate, desperate people. Just accept we are quite good, played really well today but were wasteful otherwise these would have had a hiding.

Didn’t Spurs get a corner they shouldn’t have late in the first half. Difference is we dealt with it, everyone forgot about it and we carried on without a word said about it. It’s not our fault we’re so good.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6308 on: January 11, 2020, 11:41:13 pm »
Pisses me off that refs still fall for that shithousery where a defender jumps high for the ball and the attacker backs into them whilst they are airborne, and out of control, so that it looks like the defender has climbed over them.

It’s dangerous play, someone is going to end up landing with the full weight of their body on their head or neck and doing serious damage, whilst the gormless ref gives a free kick against them.

Burnley are by far the worst for it too.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6309 on: January 11, 2020, 11:41:47 pm »
It may have been a spurs throw in... but I’ve seen it a dozen times and I’m still not certain...

We wanted VAR to sort out the howling errors and that just a very marginal one

I think it was a Spurs throw and I honestly couldn’t give a flying fuck. Shit happens in football.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6310 on: January 11, 2020, 11:44:03 pm »
It may have been a spurs throw in... but I’ve seen it a dozen times and I’m still not certain...

We wanted VAR to sort out the howling errors and that just a very marginal one

In this instance, TV pictures don't provide the best view on the incident, the officials on the field have it. Its like trying to decide on a clean catch in cricket, TV pictures are simply not appropriate as they provide a flat 2D image.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6311 on: January 11, 2020, 11:45:34 pm »
Danny Murphy is a fucking clown. Doesn't think Aubameyang challenge was a red. :o
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6312 on: January 11, 2020, 11:46:17 pm »
I think Danny is blind. Shouldn't be on the tele without prescription glasses.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6313 on: January 11, 2020, 11:49:13 pm »
Danny 'white stick' Murphy.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6314 on: January 11, 2020, 11:51:29 pm »
Was it Murphy who refused to criticise Harry Kane the other week for flopping to the floor and holding his face when someone brushed his ear with the hair on their arm?  “We can sit here and criticise, but we don’t know how much that might have hurt”.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6315 on: January 11, 2020, 11:52:26 pm »
I think it was a Spurs throw and I honestly couldn’t give a flying fuck. Shit happens in football.

You can't tell when its 'out' though Al. Regardless, I reckon its the only decision we actually got today, two bookings and all those fouls against us. Ridiculous, when you look at how often Salah is fouled to name but a few.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6316 on: January 11, 2020, 11:54:04 pm »
So now apparently they all agree that players should go down rather than stay on their feet and not get a pen? I assume that will depend on their nationality too though.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6317 on: January 11, 2020, 11:54:51 pm »
Was it Murphy who refused to criticise Harry Kane the other week for flopping to the floor and holding his face when someone brushed his ear with the hair on their arm?  “We can sit here and criticise, but we don’t know how much that might have hurt”.

Cock.


The best one was last season when Kane was booked for a clear dive and Murphy was defending him. Shearer just said 'its a dive and a booking'.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6318 on: January 11, 2020, 11:59:27 pm »
The kip on David Moyes when that West Ham goal got ruled out.  ;D

Especially after he ran up the touchline punching the air.  You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6319 on: January 12, 2020, 12:01:04 am »
Murphy now complaining that VAR was at fault for spotting something the ref had missed!  :o

Rambling knobhead.