Fake Ronaldo – The list could go on for ever, but a greasy, cocky, small time, cheating, money grabber.
Drogba – The worst cheat in the game.
Lampard – One of the most overrated players of the last 10 years, whose only ability is to go missing during every game, not just the big ones and mange to fire in goals deflected off of defenders arses.
Terry – Another overrated cock, who genuinely believes that because of the vast sums paid to him by a Russian crook, he is somehow on a par with Bobby Moore. Uses his undue influence in the Chelsea dressing room to blame every other centre back at the club, when they concede shite goals, despite them being obviously his fault.
Rooney – See description of Lampard.