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Windies have never lost a Test chasing a 4th innings total of 200 or under.

Big partnership here then.

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Windies have never lost a Test chasing a 4th innings total of 200 or under.

Big partnership here then.

I remember us chasing 190-odd in the 4th innings at Trinidad in 1994 (Guardian headline prior to rest day: "Balance of fate favours England"). It didn't end well.
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Great start. Already around 20 added here. Already tricky for WI.

Edit: Might have jinxed it there. ;D
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Great start. Already around 20 added here. Already tricky for WI.

Wood just gone though. Can the Burnley Lara add to it?

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Should be a ripping finish. Exactly what you want to get people engaged with it again after no cricket for donkeys.

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Wood just gone though. Can the Burnley Lara add to it?
Reckon even this target is just about enough.
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I remember us chasing 190-odd in the 4th innings at Trinidad in 1994 (Guardian headline prior to rest day: "Balance of fate favours England"). It didn't end well.

Was that the time we got done for 57 all-out  ;D

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Was that the time we got done for 57 all-out  ;D

46. :D

Curtley ripped through us on the 4th evening to leave us about 40/8!

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A nice round 200 needed.

A big test of Stokes’ captaincy. Anderson needs to be on it, top performance from Archer and/or Wood needed too.
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This is where one of those Stuart Broad spells to leave them 40/4 at Lunch would be handy.

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This is where one of those Stuart Broad spells to leave them 40/4 at Lunch would be handy.

he's not really had one of those for years though.

despite that he's become more consistent and less streaky in recent times.

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Campbell with a broken toe. Effectively 1 down.
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There’s one. Archer.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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decent start

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This is where one of those Stuart Broad spells to leave them 40/4 at Lunch would be handy.

If it comes from Archer, even better!

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Hope and Chase is right up there with Holding and Willey!
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and another.

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Good cricket fellas.

3 and a half down.

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Never fancied windies even chasing 150, they don't win test matches let alone series very often.

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So so close.
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Umpires call there is bollocks. Thats crashing into the top of mjddle.

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'The technology made it look a lot closer than it was. I think Stokes might have been more interested in the inside edge as he caught it at slip after.'

Strange comment from Carlos Brathwaite there!  :D


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Umpires call there is bollocks. Thats crashing into the top of mjddle.
And it wasn't even like it was just clipping. Almost the whole ball was hitting the stumps. Baffling.
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looked like the matter of about half a centimetre in that decision, but there has to be a limit somewhere in the tech and that needs to be consistent.

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https://twitter.com/windiescricket/status/1282286787939962881?s=20

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looked like the matter of about half a centimetre in that decision, but there has to be a limit somewhere in the tech and that needs to be consistent.
Agree. And also with what Tendulkar said in his tweet yesterday. What percentage of ball hits shouldn't matter at all.

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What % of the ball hits the stumps doesn’t matter, if DRS shows us that the ball is hitting the stumps, it should be given out, regardless of the on-field call. That's the motive of using technology in Cricket. As we know technology isn’t 100% right but neither are humans.#ENGvWI
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the tech has a margin of error, which has got smaller and probably will get smaller again.


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Dom Bess doesn’t have a wicket to show for an excellent spell; he’s been very unlucky.
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These two just starting to get a foothold.  Pendulum starting to swing back to the Windies.

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England failing to take their chances and letting the situation slip away from them. I have the Windies back as favourites now.   

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Snorter from Archer to get rid of Chase.

Oof, not much you can do about that as a batsman.  You’ve done well if you’ve not had your head knocked off by it.

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Big wicket that could be the game!

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Runs flowing for the Windies here, I’m not sure England have much left. Anderson’s not looking too much of a threat with an older ball they can only polish with sweat, clear skies and a dead pitch.  Wood’s radar isn’t working and Archer’s out of the attack after giving everything.

60 odd still needed but Windies look relatively untroubled. I can’t see England taking 6 for 60.  (The chap with the broken toe will be coming out to bat in this situation if needed, surely?)

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Brilliant test match and all comes down to the last session. Nerves will kick in if England get a wicket or two so it's not over yet
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A very blunt looking England attack again.

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A couple of downright evil short pitched offerings from Archer. Dowrich did well to not wear either of them.

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Wicket off a no ball. Got him 2 balls later though with a beauty.

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Crap first innings total has cost England again. 75-100 short.

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Argh, shame that. Blackwood slaps one to mid off on 95. WI 11 short.

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Well deserved this for the Windies.
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