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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #120 on: February 14, 2018, 02:13:21 pm »
This week's is completely dependent on having seen the absolutely amazing Nike ad.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #121 on: February 14, 2018, 02:53:52 pm »
so funny :lmao

The Özil ones are great,  ;D And another Spurs diving dig, gotta love Mr Squires.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #122 on: February 15, 2018, 09:30:55 pm »
The only problem with David Squires, is that I have to wait a week till the next one!! Brilliant!!  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #123 on: February 15, 2018, 09:50:32 pm »
He fucking loves drawing Mesut Ozil, he’s having an absolute blast doing that last strip.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #125 on: February 20, 2018, 01:19:42 pm »
Gareth Barry (58) :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #126 on: February 20, 2018, 01:24:25 pm »
One of his best yet, tremendous. ;D
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #127 on: February 20, 2018, 01:31:49 pm »
Gareth Barry (58) :lmao

I never knew how much I needed to see Gareth Barry as Travis Bickle until this cartoon.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #128 on: February 20, 2018, 02:19:27 pm »
The Nike thing is INCREDIBLE. Just everything hits a top note. Even: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hQJjhd4M8

 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #129 on: February 20, 2018, 11:47:13 pm »
David Squires is brilliant!  :lmao





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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #130 on: February 21, 2018, 10:38:41 am »
The Nike thing is INCREDIBLE. Just everything hits a top note. Even: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hQJjhd4M8

 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

What Nike thing?
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #131 on: February 21, 2018, 02:16:20 pm »
What Nike thing?

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/n0j_CX1S2es" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/n0j_CX1S2es</a>
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #132 on: February 21, 2018, 02:18:45 pm »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/n0j_CX1S2es" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/n0j_CX1S2es</a>

Meh.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #133 on: February 21, 2018, 02:35:25 pm »
Meh.
Yes, but it makes the Squires from 13/2 make sense.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #134 on: February 21, 2018, 02:48:02 pm »
Yes, but it makes the Squires from 13/2 make sense.

Ahhh okay ta.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #136 on: February 27, 2018, 01:28:12 pm »
The last panel....Ahahaha.

In case you haven't seen the video he's referring to, here's a taste

https://twitter.com/AchinglyChic/status/966377384617349120
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #137 on: February 27, 2018, 01:59:05 pm »
Think today might be his best work yet...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/feb/27/david-squires-on-manchester-city-arsenal-and-political-prisoners

I genuinely do not know what is better, Squires' latest (always great) or your username.  Because Dirks Digglers is a tour de comedy force. 
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #138 on: February 28, 2018, 08:09:03 pm »
The last panel....Ahahaha.

In case you haven't seen the video he's referring to, here's a taste

https://twitter.com/AchinglyChic/status/966377384617349120
Didn't find that in the least amusing to be honest.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #139 on: March 6, 2018, 03:49:19 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #140 on: March 6, 2018, 05:02:55 pm »
Could someone explain the fan with the "Mugabe Army" t-shirt? Didn't get that.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #141 on: March 6, 2018, 05:12:38 pm »
Could someone explain the fan with the "Mugabe Army" t-shirt? Didn't get that.
FA mentioning political stuff that shouldn't be worn. Mugabe was mentioned along with Swastika etc see the last pic of the cartoon.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #144 on: March 14, 2018, 12:08:15 am »
The Trevor Brooking bit is Planet of the Apes, no?

Yep

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #145 on: March 14, 2018, 07:53:45 am »
Carra adding the "mushy peas" lol
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #146 on: March 14, 2018, 08:10:32 am »
look at Trevor Brooking.....blinking in despair  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #147 on: March 14, 2018, 08:26:07 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/mar/13/david-squires-on-west-hams-chaotic-cauldron-of-infighting

:lmao

It's the little things: the advertising hoardings read 'Roll out the barrel', 'Apples and pears' and 'nawty nawty'.

He also shoots the West Ham mascot. In a previous job, Squires created a mascot for West Ham. Which didn't last long.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #148 on: March 14, 2018, 01:30:05 pm »
It's the little things: the advertising hoardings read 'Roll out the barrel', 'Apples and pears' and 'nawty nawty'.


And the newspaper draped over Sullivan's gun is Bongos Weekly, with two bongos on the front.  :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #149 on: March 14, 2018, 02:45:35 pm »
That whole West Ham one about his time at the club is brilliant!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #150 on: March 14, 2018, 08:02:43 pm »
Yeah, that’s lovely.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #153 on: March 15, 2018, 11:51:22 am »
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« Reply #154 on: March 20, 2018, 12:46:14 pm »
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #155 on: March 20, 2018, 12:57:59 pm »
This week's is brilliant!

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/mar/20/david-squires-on-the-fa-cup-and-football-heritage

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cracked me up that, especially with the tattoo on Neymar's arm :lmao

And Mark Hughes tie :lmao

The whole thing is amazing, the stuff about Mourinho is fantastic  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #156 on: March 20, 2018, 12:58:38 pm »
Dele Alli giving it the fingers
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #157 on: March 20, 2018, 01:01:03 pm »
Dele Alli giving it the fingers

and Spurs shirt sponsor  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #158 on: March 20, 2018, 01:07:04 pm »
he hates Mourinho as much as us  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #159 on: March 20, 2018, 01:10:32 pm »
cracked me up that, especially with the tattoo on Neymar's arm :lmao

And Mark Hughes tie :lmao

The whole thing is amazing, the stuff about Mourinho is fantastic  ;D

Hadn't spotted the tie! ;D
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."