I was on a course in Germany a while back, in the evening about 8 of us went for a drink. We were getting the rounds in, as you do, until it came to this fella, who had been accepting everybody else´s round all night, and we tell him, "it´s your round", he says, "I never buy rounds" and just fucks off, just like that.
We were too dumbstruck to even twat him, the tight knob!
I bloke who used to work where I work now, as an Interpreter, used to drive to work from home on his day off, to make long distance phone calls from the office phone, which probably saved him about 3p a call.
We get rations on night shifts, consisting of sandwiches, crisps,biscuits and pot noodles. The pot noodles are minging, so nobody eats them, exept for a colleague of mine, who takes them home to his kids.
Another bloke I worked with, a German guy, would hold his morning shit until he got to work, to save on water!
