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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #40 on: April 9, 2021, 12:26:40 pm »
"Funeral ceremonies must have no more than 30 people attending, whether indoors or outdoors.

During the national lockdown, no more than 6 people can attend commemorative events such as stone setting ceremonies, the scattering of ashes or a wake."

Sure this will be adhered to. Ahem.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #41 on: April 9, 2021, 12:27:02 pm »
When I heard 'Phillips dead!!' I thought, "oh, for fuck sake, I thought our centre-back crisis couldn't possibly get worse."
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #42 on: April 9, 2021, 12:27:09 pm »
Makes a change from Jermaine Jenas being on there, at least.
I'm just waiting until they ask Micah Richards for his opinion of him.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #43 on: April 9, 2021, 12:27:13 pm »
So I have a theory that the arl bastard died when he was in hospital (when there were those photos of Charles crying) and they've kept him on ice until restrictions relaxed so they could do the state funeral.

No wonder he looked like a corpse when they wheeled him out.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #44 on: April 9, 2021, 12:27:15 pm »
At least we know he was a human after all now.

Oh, RIP.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #45 on: April 9, 2021, 12:28:47 pm »
Everyone in London is going to be on Tinder tonight
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #46 on: April 9, 2021, 12:29:01 pm »
At least we know he was a human after all now.

Oh, RIP.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #47 on: April 9, 2021, 12:29:12 pm »
Yep, called all the footy off, all the telly was changed to non stop news, the most boring Sunday I've ever known.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #48 on: April 9, 2021, 12:30:49 pm »
Get the bunting out
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #49 on: April 9, 2021, 12:31:24 pm »
Twitter had convinced me that he actually died years ago. I mean I know you aren't supposed to look like James Dean into your 90's, but he looked fucking awful in recent years.



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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #50 on: April 9, 2021, 12:31:31 pm »
What a year for the royals. Paedo scandals, Megxit and now this.

Will Harry be allowed at the funeral? Will archie?

Not arsed about the old racist, sexist bastard. lots of gaffes over the years: https://mashable.com/2017/05/04/prince-philip-gaffes-list/?europe=true

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #51 on: April 9, 2021, 12:31:46 pm »
No wonder he looked like a corpse when they wheeled him out.

Was gonna say, my theory is more that he died about four years ago and they've just been using strings and peanut butter when he attends anything
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #52 on: April 9, 2021, 12:32:44 pm »
Good news everyone

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Oh for fucks sake  ;D

The league should be voided after this heart shattering loss
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #53 on: April 9, 2021, 12:32:47 pm »
Was gonna say, my theory is more that he died about four years ago and they've just been using strings and peanut butter when he attends anything

No wonder he crashed that car!  ;D

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #54 on: April 9, 2021, 12:33:29 pm »
What a year for the royals. Paedo scandals, Megxit and now this.

Will Harry be allowed at the funeral? Will archie?https://mashable.com/2017/05/04/prince-philip-gaffes-list/?europe=true
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #55 on: April 9, 2021, 12:34:36 pm »
Everyone in London is going to be on Tinder tonight
I don't understand this.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #56 on: April 9, 2021, 12:35:10 pm »
Just need Piers Moron to announce Cluedo-style: it was Meghan Markle in the garden with the Oprah interview.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #57 on: April 9, 2021, 12:35:29 pm »
I don't understand this.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #58 on: April 9, 2021, 12:35:38 pm »
Nah, only blood relatives.

Lizards only then?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #59 on: April 9, 2021, 12:35:52 pm »
Missed the telegram, must be gutted.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #60 on: April 9, 2021, 12:36:55 pm »
Lizards only then?
Well they don't call her Liz for nothing.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #61 on: April 9, 2021, 12:37:02 pm »
Pretty sure his funeral will be at St George’s in Windsor. Likely to be buried in Windsor great park somewhere.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #62 on: April 9, 2021, 12:38:05 pm »
No wonder he crashed that car!  ;D
That was just one of his discarded skins.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #63 on: April 9, 2021, 12:38:12 pm »
Wow. Match commentator AND royal correspondent tepid...
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #64 on: April 9, 2021, 12:38:16 pm »
At least things will be quiet on the Shankill for the next couple of nights.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #65 on: April 9, 2021, 12:38:48 pm »
Wow. Match commentator AND royal correspondent tepid...
He did die just down the road from me.  I have the inside line ;D
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #66 on: April 9, 2021, 12:38:55 pm »
I don't understand this.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #67 on: April 9, 2021, 12:39:02 pm »


So I have a theory that the arl bastard died when he was in hospital (when there were those photos of Charles crying) and they've kept him on ice until restrictions relaxed so they could do the state funeral.
Like, a sequel to Weekend at Bernies...?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #68 on: April 9, 2021, 12:39:11 pm »
Was gonna say, my theory is more that he died about four years ago and they've just been using strings and peanut butter when he attends anything

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #69 on: April 9, 2021, 12:40:08 pm »
They better not take the racing off itv cos of this

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« Reply #70 on: April 9, 2021, 12:40:18 pm »
He did die just down the road from me.  I have the inside line ;D

Is that how you heard first? Hearing the cheers from the palace staff?

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« Reply #71 on: April 9, 2021, 12:40:23 pm »
At least things will be quiet on the Shankill for the next couple of nights.
Na. Minutes silence before the proceedings will do them.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #72 on: April 9, 2021, 12:41:56 pm »
They better not take the racing off itv cos of this

Is that you Liz?
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #73 on: April 9, 2021, 12:42:13 pm »
I'm sure it will be Megan and Harry's fault

He has looked like he was on life support for years.

I thought he had died in hospital and they were waiting for the fall out from the Oprah interview to announce it.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #74 on: April 9, 2021, 12:42:36 pm »
Is that how you heard first? Hearing the cheers from the palace staff?
No, it just popped up in my notifications! 

The independent are quicker than the bbc it seems
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #75 on: April 9, 2021, 12:42:40 pm »
Pretty sure his funeral will be at St George’s in Windsor. Likely to be buried in Windsor great park somewhere.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #76 on: April 9, 2021, 12:42:50 pm »
There's a multimillionaire going spare now
Lizzie has got vaxxed up and is single and ready to mingle now. She'll probably turn up at Reading rather than Leeds i think. It's closest to her many, many palaces.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #77 on: April 9, 2021, 12:43:40 pm »
If the pope now announces that he'll get married this year, we win the CL again, right?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #78 on: April 9, 2021, 12:44:36 pm »
To be fair to the guy. His award let me bunk off a few hours of college a week :P

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #79 on: April 9, 2021, 12:44:39 pm »
Good news everyone

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fuck glorious chance for them to have voided the season!
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