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Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #55720 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:49:37 pm »

Quote from: RedSince86 on February 12, 2018, 04:50:35 pm

Oh my the salty delusion with this GoT all star.

how does Andy get any work done??

Red Beret · « **Reply #55721 on:** February 12, 2018, 05:53:54 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on February 12, 2018, 05:02:30 pm

That GoT post... not like an Everton fan to think a new stadium suddenly makes you a powerhouse of a club

Yeah. I mean just rebuilding your old stadium one stand at a time is an absolutely useless way of progressing as a club.

Everton are the absolute event horizon of obscurity. Very few clubs lie beyond them. Villa perhaps...

zero zero · « **Reply #55722 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:00:15 pm »

Quote from: RedSince86 on February 12, 2018, 05:08:06 pm

It's funny on every level.

He's right about Keita not being world class. As we all know, LFC never have any world class players until they leave us; Alonso, Torres, Suarez. Coutinho was a one-trick-pony, only turns up for one game in five... right up until Barcelona paid £140m for him. Only then did he become world class.

We all know why he'd rather talk about us than Everton

zero zero · « **Reply #55723 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:03:26 pm »

Quote from: Butter Keks on February 12, 2018, 05:26:21 pm

Having image problem at the moment but here is the link -

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #55724 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:04:53 pm »

The burning question of the weekend for me is whether Salahs goal was legal, has Steveo delivered any verdict yet?, is it still a pace goal if he uses his pace to dart between defenders on to a 1-2?

Son of Spion · « **Reply #55725 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:13:37 pm »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on February 12, 2018, 06:04:53 pm

The burning question of the weekend for me is whether Salahs goal was legal, has Steveo delivered any verdict yet?, is it still a pace goal if he uses his pace to dart between defenders on to a 1-2?

It was scored by a RS, so of course it's illegal. It doesn't matter how it's scored, it doesn't count.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #55726 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:32:53 pm »

Ha ha

Selling Kean already

https://twitter.com/riccosrant/status/963132713111715841

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #55727 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:34:42 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on February 12, 2018, 07:32:53 pm

Ha ha

Selling Kean already

https://twitter.com/riccosrant/status/963132713111715841

They'll sell him back to Dyches shithouses for about half of what they paid, and he isn't even worth that, he's monumentally shit

Skeeve · « **Reply #55728 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:41:07 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on February 12, 2018, 05:14:15 pm

Good old catshit. Nothing he ever posts turns out to be true. Still not forgotten that essay he posted about how much better a manager Ronald Koeman is compared to Jürgen Klopp.

He didn't even manage to get simple stuff right like how long Salah has been at the club, being generous and assuming they meant 2019 when he said next summer that would still only be 2 years rather than 3 let alone the 1 year if he actually meant 2018.

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #55729 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:52:53 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on February 12, 2018, 07:32:53 pm

Ha ha

Selling Kean already

https://twitter.com/riccosrant/status/963132713111715841

That’ll be three players gone who they brought in during the best transfer window in the history of football.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #55730 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:56:44 pm »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on February 12, 2018, 04:59:13 pm

Delbluesion is the correct term.

Perfect

Skeeve · « **Reply #55731 on:** February 12, 2018, 08:04:16 pm »

Quote from: zero zero on February 12, 2018, 06:03:26 pm

Interesting split with the teams, the expected all 20 PL sides in the list due to our tv deal, but then you have 5 for France, 6 for Spain, 10 for Italy and 9 for Germany.

The France number makes sense since it is the weakest league, but Spain being noticeably lower than Italy or Germany is presumably down to their uneven tv deal as the only ones with any money besides the big two are the ones getting into the CL regularly.

Red Beret · « **Reply #55732 on:** February 12, 2018, 08:20:20 pm »

Quote from: Skeeve on February 12, 2018, 07:41:07 pm

He didn't even manage to get simple stuff right like how long Salah has been at the club, being generous and assuming they meant 2019 when he said next summer that would still only be 2 years rather than 3 let alone the 1 year if he actually meant 2018.

I think he might have meant Klopp, who would be in his third full season with us. Apparently Klopp will wobble because we put pressure on our managers and he has some kind of third season syndrome...

Admittedly it's difficult to decipher from the post so I might be wrong.

Bread · « **Reply #55733 on:** February 12, 2018, 08:39:19 pm »

Quote from: RedSince86 on February 12, 2018, 04:50:35 pm

Oh my the salty delusion with this GoT all star.

Houllier and Benitez cracked broke at a similar period? Strange, I could've sworn both those men managed us for 6 years each.

Fitzy. · « **Reply #55734 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:04:30 pm »

GOT

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They’ve played poorly v us Spurs Swansea West Brom and even Southampton. This is not the Liverpool of the early season, even Southampton we’re getting chances galore again st them. Last season they fell over the line with Can worldies dragging them there. One injury to Firmino or Salah and it would all fall down but even with them they’re not playing great. A good side will expose them at some point like Spurs almost did.

Evertonians, predicting the inevitable demise of LFC since 1892.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #55735 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:10:23 pm »

More bitter whine and delusion.

Lycan · « **Reply #55736 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:12:14 pm »

We could win the quadruple, remaining undefeated in the league throughout the season and they'd still make some excuse up about us not being very good.

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #55737 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:36:31 pm »

Quote from: Bread on February 12, 2018, 08:39:19 pm

Houllier and Benitez cracked broke at a similar period? Strange, I could've sworn both those men managed us for 6 years each.

Houllier won five trophies in his third season, Benitez got us to a Champions League final.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #55738 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:43:41 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on February 12, 2018, 09:12:14 pm

We could win the quadruple, remaining undefeated in the league throughout the season and they'd still make some excuse up about us not being very good.

The excuse for that would be our much talked about pact with the Devil. 😈

zero zero · « **Reply #55739 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:44:26 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on February 12, 2018, 09:12:14 pm

We could win the quadruple, remaining undefeated in the league throughout the season and they'd still make some excuse up about us not being very good.

And we'd still only get three players in a combined Merseyside XI.

only6times · « **Reply #55740 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:08:54 pm »

Catshitinhiseye has accepted the fact we are gonna finish top four. Only after he punched holes in his doors, walls, booted fuck out of his kitchen units and smashed his telly in with his "Chosen " mug was the acceptance completed.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #55741 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:09:18 pm »

Quote from: Skeeve on February 12, 2018, 08:04:16 pm

Interesting split with the teams, the expected all 20 PL sides in the list due to our tv deal, but then you have 5 for France, 6 for Spain, 10 for Italy and 9 for Germany.

The France number makes sense since it is the weakest league, but Spain being noticeably lower than Italy or Germany is presumably down to their uneven tv deal as the only ones with any money besides the big two are the ones getting into the CL regularly.

So the difference between our spend and the Bitters is a Van Dyke plus a Robertson?

Sheer Magnetism · « **Reply #55742 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:57:39 pm »

GOT and Red Cafe seem to be incredibly similar in that every second or third thread is either a list of players someone or other thinks is shit and wants booted out of the club, or an unrealistic list of their fantasy squads. It's like they're a mirror image of their managers.

Something Worse · « **Reply #55743 on:** February 12, 2018, 11:18:24 pm »

Twitter bitters are convinced Fat Sam is gone in the summer, how adorable

Dench57 · « **Reply #55744 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:05:48 am »

According to Davek, Firmino is not just a racist but a neo-nazi. I must've missed the verdict.
Interesting that Holgate has been dropped for a few games and they're all convinced its because of this. Maybe its just because he's shit.

Something Worse · « **Reply #55745 on:** February 13, 2018, 01:03:20 am »

Where's the summer player trading surplus Bill?

elbow · « **Reply #55746 on:** February 13, 2018, 01:06:07 am »

Quote from: RedSince86 on February 12, 2018, 04:50:35 pm

Oh my the salty delusion with this GoT all star.

"I'm very relaxed about them, so relaxed it's funny"

Course you are mate.

BabuYagu · « **Reply #55747 on:** February 13, 2018, 02:58:26 am »

Quote from: Dench57 on February 13, 2018, 12:05:48 am

According to Davek, Firmino is not just a racist but a neo-nazi. I must've missed the verdict.
Interesting that Holgate has been dropped for a few games and they're all convinced its because of this. Maybe its just because he's shit.

Interesting thing about Neo-Nazism in Brazil is that people like Firmino were/are the target not the perpetrators of it. Mixed Race, Afro-Brazilians and those who migrated south from the Northern regions - Firmino ticks all three of those boxes for those groups who were targeted in Brazil. Don't know if Firmino ever encountered any of that himself of course. Just doubtful he would have been welcomed with open arms at the Neo-Nazi protests or any Klan meetings.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #55748 on:** February 13, 2018, 04:40:07 am »

They're properly mental, like seriously fucking loopy.

Lycan · « **Reply #55749 on:** February 13, 2018, 05:34:41 am »

Most the stuff they post is really entertaining, but every now and then, some of the stuff they post makes me want to punch them really hard in the face. Repeatedly.

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #55750 on:** February 13, 2018, 07:24:52 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on February 13, 2018, 04:40:07 am

They're properly mental, like seriously fucking loopy.

if you had to deal with the shit they have we’d all be the same

n00bert · « **Reply #55751 on:** February 13, 2018, 08:27:09 am »

Quote from: BabuYagu on February 13, 2018, 02:58:26 am

Interesting thing about Neo-Nazism in Brazil is that people like Firmino were/are the target not the perpetrators of it. Mixed Race, Afro-Brazilians and those who migrated south from the Northern regions - Firmino ticks all three of those boxes for those groups who were targeted in Brazil. Don't know if Firmino ever encountered any of that himself of course. Just doubtful he would have been welcomed with open arms at the Neo-Nazi protests or any Klan meetings.

That shit DaveK wrote is fuckin' libelous. I mean, it's one thing to hate a team and their player but that kind of shit is you can get taken to court for. It would surprise me if the mods don't remove it.

1892tillforever · « **Reply #55752 on:** February 13, 2018, 08:31:25 am »

Quote from: elbow on February 13, 2018, 01:06:07 am

"I'm very relaxed about them, so relaxed it's funny"

Course you are mate.

So relaxed that he continues to write incessantly about us. Don't know about anyone else, but when I am relaxed and not bothered about something, I don't tend to write lengthy essays on the subject

davidlpool1982 · « **Reply #55753 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:02:22 am »

Quote from: n00bert on February 13, 2018, 08:27:09 am

That shit DaveK wrote is fuckin' libelous. I mean, it's one thing to hate a team and their player but that kind of shit is you can get taken to court for. It would surprise me if the mods don't remove it.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

Fitzy. · « **Reply #55754 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:04:51 am »

Quote from: Sheer Magnetism on February 12, 2018, 10:57:39 pm

GOT and Red Cafe seem to be incredibly similar in that every second or third thread is either a list of players someone or other thinks is shit and wants booted out of the club, or an unrealistic list of their fantasy squads. It's like they're a mirror image of their managers.

Yep. Also, RedCaf appears to be a playground for children arguing about where Pogba belongs in the pantheon of footballing gods.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #55755 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:07:01 am »

Quote from: n00bert on February 13, 2018, 08:27:09 am

That shit DaveK wrote is fuckin' libelous. I mean, it's one thing to hate a team and their player but that kind of shit is you can get taken to court for. It would surprise me if the mods don't remove it.

Neo Nazi. I would imagine that is libellous.

That is if anyone reads that shit.

ScottScott · « **Reply #55756 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:08:02 am »

It's hit a point now where they're not just rivals they absolutely hate us with everything they have. Starved of success and having to watch us win loads of trophies since 95 playing (for the majority) amazing attacking football and having world class players year in and year out. They think they're relevant but they're not and it kills them every day. No one in Europe knows who they are, no one cares who they are. They get a relatively easy group in the EL and teams like Atalanta and Limassol laugh because they know they're better than them

They spent all this money since Moshi came in and asset stripped them and look at them, they're even worse than they were 3 seasons ago. They've hit their level now with Fat Sam in charge and that is scrambling to survive each year so they can hedge their future TV earnings against loans and Chinese overdrafts

Red Beret · « **Reply #55757 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:34:57 am »

Quote from: RedSince86 on February 12, 2018, 09:10:23 pm

More bitter whine and delusion.

A good side will expose them at some point like Spurs almost did.

umm.... we beat City....?

About the only thing you can realistically accuse us of is inconsistency - pretty much the bane of our post-1990 existence.

n00bert · « **Reply #55758 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:48:57 am »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on February 13, 2018, 09:07:01 am

Neo Nazi. I would imagine that is libellous.

That is if anyone reads that shit.

Fair point

Peabee · « **Reply #55759 on:** February 13, 2018, 10:25:53 am »

Quote from: elbow on February 13, 2018, 01:06:07 am

"I'm very relaxed about them, so relaxed it's funny"

Course you are mate.

I’m so relaxed about them, so relaxed it’s funny. Look at how relaxed I am. I’ve never been so relaxed about the redshite. I’m the MOST relaxed IVE EVER BEEN, IM MISTER FUCKING RELAXED, DONT TELL ME IM NOT RELAXED YOU FCKING GOBSHITE FUCKING RED PSHITE SATANT WOEGENLSM SBDHE,DMSKKDNDJJDJDJDKDLLSLSPDPPEKRJNR ZSM S,SLX,ALSLLS...SLDKDLDLL