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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55681 on: February 11, 2018, 06:38:12 pm »
Neville Southall must have been on the ale, some bizarre rants on twitter tonight about skiing, Strictly come dancing and the One Show, absolute moonbeam.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55684 on: February 11, 2018, 07:26:33 pm »
Listening to 5 live now and an Everton fan has said they have a challenge for top 6 this year. Got laughed off by the presenters

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55685 on: February 11, 2018, 07:37:12 pm »
Listening to 5 live now and an Everton fan has said they have a challenge for top 6 this year. Got laughed off by the presenters

Theoretically possible they could be 6th this year, obviously not this actual season though, it just depends on who gets relegated as alphabetically they would tend to be 6th or 7th at start of next season.  ;D

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55686 on: February 11, 2018, 09:12:55 pm »
not big on self awareness is he?

Meh, we're only a poxy 20 points ahead of them in the league. Can easily be pegged back by FC Sexy that.
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55687 on: February 11, 2018, 09:14:43 pm »
Just noticed the Ev have lost more games than they've won this season. :o Like Emlyn once said Everton are tragic. ;D
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55688 on: February 11, 2018, 09:27:25 pm »
If we are boring to watch WTF are they under their dinosaur of a manager.


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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55689 on: February 11, 2018, 09:31:37 pm »
If we are boring to watch WTF are they under their dinosaur of a manager.



The logic being that we are boring because we are predictable.. 

Lol 3 points predictable ha ha

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55690 on: February 11, 2018, 09:35:13 pm »
If we are boring to watch WTF are they under their dinosaur of a manager.



Not boring enough!
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55691 on: February 11, 2018, 09:40:25 pm »
If we are boring to watch WTF are they under their dinosaur of a manager.




2nd top goal scorers in the league and we're boring.  ::)

Yeh, it's fair to say he's chatting out of his backside.
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55692 on: February 11, 2018, 09:59:04 pm »
If we are boring to watch WTF are they under their dinosaur of a manager.



I bet he wasn't bored when Jon Moss was stealing the show last weekend ::)

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55693 on: February 11, 2018, 10:10:08 pm »
If we are boring to watch WTF are they under their dinosaur of a manager.



the lack of self awareness, like Vanessa feltz saying liz Hurley is starting to show her age

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55694 on: February 11, 2018, 10:16:42 pm »
I was driving in St Austell (Cornwall) the other day and noticed that someone had a large Everton sticker in the window of their house, a very rare sight in Cornwall. I look down and there is a street sign on the wall outside the house. And the street is called.... Emlyn Fields. I bet he twitches everything he goes in his front door.


https://goo.gl/maps/qyayv5d4dmD2

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55695 on: February 11, 2018, 10:18:34 pm »
If we are boring to watch WTF are they under their dinosaur of a manager.



So now they admit Suarez et al played good football. Takes 3/4 years to admit quality then.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55696 on: February 11, 2018, 10:29:11 pm »
Surprised someone was able to get a red bike there

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55697 on: February 12, 2018, 12:07:04 am »
Tragic....

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Embarrassing from him.
It's just like an Espanyol player mouthing off that Barcelona are shite.
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55698 on: February 12, 2018, 09:29:30 am »
Embarrassing from him.
It's just like an Espanyol player mouthing off that Barcelona are shite.

I bet you English fans have a good idea who Espanyol are.

 In Spain, only Villareal fans have a vague recollection of that English team they knocked out of the CL qualifiers in 2005.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55699 on: February 12, 2018, 01:45:07 pm »
I was driving in St Austell (Cornwall) the other day and noticed that someone had a large Everton sticker in the window of their house, a very rare sight in Cornwall. I look down and there is a street sign on the wall outside the house. And the street is called.... Emlyn Fields. I bet he twitches everything he goes in his front door.


https://goo.gl/maps/qyayv5d4dmD2

Maybe I shouldn't post the Google Street map address on here, I'll delete it if necessary.

What were you doing down in my neck of the woods? That's about a minute drive away from where my parents live!
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55700 on: February 12, 2018, 04:38:12 pm »
They have the 11th most expensive assembled squad in Europe  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55701 on: February 12, 2018, 04:39:25 pm »
Just heard how Tosser isn't fit enough and doesn't like the cold :lmao

Good work Walshy!
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55702 on: February 12, 2018, 04:50:35 pm »
Oh my the salty delusion with this GoT all star.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55703 on: February 12, 2018, 04:55:25 pm »
Just heard how Tosser isn't fit enough and doesn't like the cold :lmao

Good work Walshy!

doesn't like the cold? That's a bit of a shit excuse they've picked there to explain why he isn't exactly settling in. The lad's German, I'm sure he's quite used to it, even if he isn't that keen on it!

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55704 on: February 12, 2018, 04:57:21 pm »
What were you doing down in my neck of the woods? That's about a minute drive away from where my parents live!

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55705 on: February 12, 2018, 04:59:13 pm »
Oh my the salty delusion with this GoT all star.


Delbluesion is the correct term.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55706 on: February 12, 2018, 04:59:39 pm »
Embarrassing from him.
It's just like an Espanyol player mouthing off that Barcelona are shite.

Nah to be fair to the lad he's clearly got a good idea what gobshite fans Evertonians are and if he didn't reply with that then they'd be hounding him out the club within minutes of the video being uploaded.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55707 on: February 12, 2018, 05:02:03 pm »
What were you doing down in my neck of the woods? That's about a minute drive away from where my parents live!
It's Cornwall. You're always near to a relative.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55708 on: February 12, 2018, 05:02:30 pm »
That GoT post... not like an Everton fan to think a new stadium suddenly makes you a powerhouse of a club  ::)

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55709 on: February 12, 2018, 05:02:48 pm »
It's Cornwall. You're always near to a relative.

Often so close you're inside.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55710 on: February 12, 2018, 05:03:47 pm »
It's Cornwall. You're always near to a relative.

Not since the improvements to the A30!

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55711 on: February 12, 2018, 05:08:06 pm »
Delbluesion is the correct term.
It's funny on every level.

I laugh at the Spurs will move past us when they get a new stadium,our turnover was nearly 70 million more than them and we didn't have CL revenues and they did and we are about to announce the Annie Rd expansion to 61-62K,even when Spurs move to that  new stadium their revenue will still be below us and  they will also have a close to a  billion pound stadium debt to pay off.Chelsea have hit their limit turnover wise and that's after having over 10 years of success and we will overtake them in the next turnover results.

Hilarious how he says he's relaxed more than ever before because the likes of the Mancs have more money,in that bitter post he doesn't  even mention his club once,more obsessed with other clubs being better than us so that makes him happy,what a sad footballing supporting existence he has.
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55712 on: February 12, 2018, 05:10:23 pm »
Oh my the salty delusion with this GoT all star.



Funny, in listing all the teams that are going to better us, no mention of Everton. And if we are drifting into obscurity (based upon doing better than last season?), exactly what are Everton?
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55713 on: February 12, 2018, 05:11:49 pm »
Funny, in listing all the teams that are going to better us, no mention of Everton. And if we are drifting into obscurity (based upon doing better than last season?), exactly what are Everton?

obscurity itself

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55714 on: February 12, 2018, 05:14:15 pm »
Oh my the salty delusion with this GoT all star.



Good old catshit. Nothing he ever posts turns out to be true. Still not forgotten that essay he posted about how much better a manager Ronald Koeman is compared to Jurgen Klopp. ::) ;D

That GoT post... not like an Everton fan to think a new stadium suddenly makes you a powerhouse of a club  ::)

Barring Man City, I can't think of a single club in England that has gone on to bigger and better things once they moved to a new stadium. If anything it's quite the opposite.
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55715 on: February 12, 2018, 05:25:56 pm »
And City have only managed it because they found themselves a country.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55716 on: February 12, 2018, 05:26:21 pm »
10th most expensive squad in Europe ahead of the likes of Bayern, Dortmund, Spurs and Atletico.

Probably the worst value squad going at the moment along with Southampton who are 18th.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55717 on: February 12, 2018, 05:43:19 pm »
Catshit catcher must reach a pyschiatric manual level of obsession with us.

To go into so much detail (rather than take the piss or slag us off) is a form of unrequited love. Probably a variant of amour fou - one for you Sopranos fans.

Going back to the usual problems with ingrown bitterness they really reached level of bitterness unkown since biblical times;

Winning 3-1, for a change, 15 minutes to go and the best ever, young, Scouse midfielder, who has just scored is substituted. Do they clap off the conquering hero?

Do they fuck. They boo, scream abuse and generally go apeshit when Schneiderlin comes on. Unless this is fake news, of course.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/evertons-morgan-schneiderlin-booed-fans-12003858

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55718 on: February 12, 2018, 05:45:02 pm »
Delbluesion is the correct term.
That, and a massive heap of wishful thinking too.

I do love how they feel their world is all good if they can somehow do the mental gymnastics that see us in trouble. They don't even care how useless their own miserable club is just so long as they can predict implosion for us. It's as pathetic as it is laughable.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55719 on: February 12, 2018, 05:47:56 pm »
Good old catshit. Nothing he ever posts turns out to be true. Still not forgotten that essay he posted about how much better a manager Ronald Koeman is compared to Jürgen Klopp. ::) ;D

Barring Man City, I can't think of a single club in England that has gone on to bigger and better things once they moved to a new stadium. If anything it's quite the opposite.

If you are lurking Catshit, just think, your manager is Sam Allardyce. And your lot are booing him already because of the insane pressure you put on managers to win the “finished above Liverpool” trophy!
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