Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195431 times)

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #1560 on:** March 27, 2021, 02:55:29 pm »

The Vinted ad where the woman says clodes clodes clodes at the start. Its clothes!

AndyMuller · « **Reply #1561 on:** March 30, 2021, 07:51:49 pm »

I hate every single person involved in those Peloton adverts. Fuck off!

rob1966 · « **Reply #1562 on:** March 30, 2021, 08:11:13 pm »

The Ebay radio ad, annoying Manc girl buying a computer being sold by some annoying lad.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1563 on:** March 31, 2021, 12:12:00 am »

The new Head & Shoulders one with Claudia Winkleman makes my toes curl. Her last one was bad, but this one even tops that for cringe-factor.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1564 on:** March 31, 2021, 12:13:17 am »

Quote from: AndyMuller on March 30, 2021, 07:51:49 pm

I hate every single person involved in those Peloton adverts. Fuck off!

Everyone to do with that deserves a tactical nuclear device aimed in their general direction.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1565 on:** March 31, 2021, 10:40:27 pm »

Quote from: AndyMuller on March 30, 2021, 07:51:49 pm

I hate every single person involved in those Peloton adverts. Fuck off!

A bunch of smug show offs. One of the 'instructresses', the blond one is particularly fucking irritating.

And the adverts before football - the Honey thing for sex aids, erectile dysfunction and a series of betting ads. Do the advertisers think football fans are a bunch of frustrated, sex mad degenerate gamblers?

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1566 on:** March 31, 2021, 11:08:36 pm »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on March 31, 2021, 10:40:27 pm

A bunch of smug show offs. One of the 'instructresses', the blond one is particularly fucking irritating.

And the adverts before football - the Honey thing for sex aids, erectile dysfunction and a series of betting ads. Do the advertisers think football fans are a bunch of frustrated, sex mad degenerate gamblers?

Lash in some booze and it's a fair cop guv

Statto Red · « **Reply #1567 on:** April 13, 2021, 10:39:20 pm »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on March 31, 2021, 10:40:27 pm

A bunch of smug show offs. One of the 'instructresses', the blond one is particularly fucking irritating.

And the adverts before football - the Honey thing for sex aids, erectile dysfunction and a series of betting ads. Do the advertisers think football fans are a bunch of frustrated, sex mad degenerate gamblers?

I'm not sure what's the most irritating, Paddy Power ads[Paddy Power always feel the most obnoxious of the betting ads] or the stupid gambleaware slogan at the end of all the betting adverts, when the fun stops, i mean WTF, as if a person with gambling issues, is going to stop when the fun stops.

rowan_d · « **Reply #1568 on:** April 14, 2021, 08:59:06 pm »

New Toyota ad

Woeful, shrill voice

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #1569 on:** April 15, 2021, 09:37:07 am »

The shortened Yorkshire Tea one, the one with Sean Bean ranting some bollocks to new recruits about 'do it for Yorkshire'.

The original was cringey enough, but then the tagline was "Yorkshire, where everything's done proper" before they cutaway to him giving details of what to do if the fire alarm goes off, which redeemed the ad ('where everything's done proper')

Now they've dropped the fire alarm bit, which is the whole punchline of the ad, but still kept the 'done proper' line. It doesn't make any sense, and is just Bean ranting.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1570 on:** April 16, 2021, 02:50:04 pm »

How the hell hasn't the novelty of those Meerkat ad's worn off yet?

Don't think Ive watched one of the zillions of adverts over what seems like the last decade and even laughed once. Let alone been compelled to Compare the Market because of them.

The advertising campaign obviously works as Compare the market keep ploughing on with it.

Slippers · « **Reply #1571 on:** April 16, 2021, 04:59:59 pm »

That Verisure ad.

'We've just come home and are shocked to see that burglars have broken in'.

Hazell · « **Reply #1572 on:** April 16, 2021, 06:34:06 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on April 16, 2021, 02:50:04 pm

How the hell hasn't the novelty of those Meerkat ad's worn off yet?

Don't think Ive watched one of the zillions of adverts over what seems like the last decade and even laughed once. Let alone been compelled to Compare the Market because of them.

The advertising campaign obviously works as Compare the market keep ploughing on with it.

Thought you'd be a fan, given the Meerkat is voiced by Michael from Alan Partridge.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1573 on:** April 17, 2021, 12:17:22 am »

Quote from: Slippers on April 16, 2021, 04:59:59 pm

That Verisure ad.

'We've just come home and are shocked to see that burglars have broken in'.

I hate that one too.

I see they've shortened it now as well. The slightly longer one sounded even more awkward.

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1574 on:** April 17, 2021, 08:49:46 am »

I know Claudia Winklemans hair ad has been mentioned on here but has anyone seen the new one? Its appalling.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1575 on:** April 17, 2021, 09:41:07 am »

Quote from: Hazell on April 16, 2021, 06:34:06 pm

Thought you'd be a fan, given the Meerkat is voiced by Michael from Alan Partridge.

haha so it is!!

I like them now

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1576 on:** April 17, 2021, 11:04:09 am »

Quote from: Hazell on April 16, 2021, 06:34:06 pm

Thought you'd be a fan, given the Meerkat is voiced by Michael from Alan Partridge.

You threw a meerkat in the sea?!

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1577 on:** April 17, 2021, 04:00:05 pm »

Quote from: Nitramdorf on April 17, 2021, 08:49:46 am

I know Claudia Winklemans hair ad has been mentioned on here but has anyone seen the new one? Its appalling.

Yep, I mentioned it too. The first one was bad, but the new one is appalling.

You'd think she'd look at the script and say, ''come on, this is terrible, let's work on it a bit'' before committing to film.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1578 on:** April 17, 2021, 04:04:39 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on April 16, 2021, 02:50:04 pm

How the hell hasn't the novelty of those Meerkat ad's worn off yet?

Don't think Ive watched one of the zillions of adverts over what seems like the last decade and even laughed once. Let alone been compelled to Compare the Market because of them.

The advertising campaign obviously works as Compare the market keep ploughing on with it.

Anyone dissing the Meerkats needs to be sent to their room without any supper then flogged mercilessly.

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #1579 on:** April 21, 2021, 03:26:12 pm »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on April 17, 2021, 04:00:05 pm

Yep, I mentioned it too. The first one was bad, but the new one is appalling.

You'd think she'd look at the script and say, ''come on, this is terrible, let's work on it a bit'' before committing to film.

She probably wrote the script, the inane twat.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1580 on:** April 21, 2021, 04:46:07 pm »

Quote from: Nobby Reserve on April 21, 2021, 03:26:12 pm

She probably wrote the script, the inane twat.

Good point.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1581 on:** April 30, 2021, 10:14:10 am »

The BT one with "Paula" and her shit broadband signal is driving me nuts now.

I just hate the way the voiceover keeps repeating her name "Paula"

Go get em' Paula.

And the smug girl off the Sky Mobile ads drives me mad too.

Rob Dylan · « **Reply #1582 on:** April 30, 2021, 12:25:22 pm »

Any advert that tries to show 'ordinary' people living their 'ordinary' lives, usually with a 'quirky' Northern voiceover. Because Northern = authentic, apparently.

cormorant · « **Reply #1583 on:** May 5, 2021, 08:13:17 am »

The new-ish skips and bins one.

"Where do you get your bins from?". The council.

Hazell · « **Reply #1584 on:** May 12, 2021, 05:33:54 pm »

Watching videos on Youtube, I'm all of a sudden getting James Corden's fat face appearing advertising something or other. No idea what he is advertising, the fact that it's him is annoying enough.

Jwils21 · « **Reply #1585 on:** June 2, 2021, 11:53:30 am »

WOOOOOOOOOOULDN'T IT BE NICE if Sky Mobile changed the music on their shite adverts

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1586 on:** June 6, 2021, 03:43:35 pm »

The dubbed child's voice in the AWS advert. It's like an adult doing a sarcastic child's voice in a losing argument.

It's like nails on a blackboard.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1587 on:** June 7, 2021, 01:22:59 pm »

Quote from: Jwils21 on June 2, 2021, 11:53:30 am

WOOOOOOOOOOULDN'T IT BE NICE if Sky Mobile changed the music on their shite adverts

If I never heard that damn song ever again it wouldn’t be a day to soon.

That ‘just eat’ one with like some kind of computerised voice-over is so annoying too.

AndyMuller · « **Reply #1588 on:** June 7, 2021, 01:39:09 pm »

That Dominos one with the yodelling.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1589 on:** June 7, 2021, 11:56:43 pm »

Quote from: AndyMuller on June 7, 2021, 01:39:09 pm

That Dominos one with the yodelling.

It's bad. Very bad.

Sarge · « **Reply #1590 on:** June 8, 2021, 12:08:38 am »

Yes that is fucking awful.

Jwils21 · « **Reply #1591 on:** June 8, 2021, 12:41:12 pm »

LETS GO PELOTON

Off a cliff, preferably

Hazell · « **Reply #1592 on:** June 8, 2021, 08:29:08 pm »

Quote from: Jwils21 on June 8, 2021, 12:41:12 pm

LETS GO PELOTON

Off a cliff, preferably

You've smashed it. Quite literally.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1593 on:** June 8, 2021, 09:38:10 pm »

Quote from: Jwils21 on June 8, 2021, 12:41:12 pm

LETS GO PELOTON

Off a cliff, preferably

The one with the cheesy looking bloke and the two hard faced girls.

AndyMuller · « **Reply #1594 on:** June 8, 2021, 09:46:51 pm »

Quote from: Jwils21 on June 8, 2021, 12:41:12 pm

LETS GO PELOTON

Off a cliff, preferably

STAY WITH ME COME ON.

Hate it and hate the song they play too.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1595 on:** June 12, 2021, 06:24:34 pm »

The new Verisure advert.

It seems advertisers are so desperate to not be seen as sexist towards women ... that they are sexist towards men instead.

Here, we have two couples, but only the females speak. The females discuss one of the couples getting an alarm system because the other couple has one. The males have no say in any of this and sit there like brainless, mute, nodding dogs.

Well done Verisure.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1596 on:** June 12, 2021, 07:46:20 pm »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on June 12, 2021, 06:24:34 pm

The new Verisure advert.

It seems advertisers are so desperate to not be seen as sexist towards women ... that they are sexist towards men instead.

Here, we have two couples, but only the females speak. The females discuss one of the couples getting an alarm system because the other couple has one. The males have no say in any of this and sit there like brainless, mute, nodding dogs.

Well done Verisure.

Where's Mr Cholmondely-Warner to inject some common sense when you need it?

AndyMuller · « **Reply #1597 on:** June 14, 2021, 07:49:03 am »

The Ribena one with the lad who has the berry field and his bird says at the end “Andrew! Let’s get these off to the pisser/presser/prisser”. What the fuck does she say at the end?!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1598 on:** June 14, 2021, 07:54:46 am »

Quote from: AndyMuller on June 14, 2021, 07:49:03 am

The Ribena one with the lad who has the berry field and his bird says at the end “Andrew! Let’s get these off to the pisser/presser/prisser”. What the fuck does she say at the end?!

Presser surely? Unless theres a secret ingredient in Ribena!

AndyMuller · « **Reply #1599 on:** June 14, 2021, 08:31:20 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on June 14, 2021, 07:54:46 am

Presser surely? Unless theres a secret ingredient in Ribena!

Thought as much myself but she says it horribly it sounds like pissseerrr.