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Re: wasps
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2011, 04:33:13 pm »
A can of expanding foam into the nest will sort the buggers out! if you can get close enough to it that is  :)

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Re: wasps
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2011, 04:41:26 pm »
They are sneaky buggers.

There was one in my bathroom on Saturday, so I opened the window and shut the door.  The next time I went up it had gone so I shut the window and it has been closed ever since. 

Then this morning it had reappeared.  I have no idea where it was hiding.

I am rubbish at killing things (even wasps) and as it looked a bit dopey I decided to leave it - again with the window open and the door shut. 

I just went upstairs and it is dead on the window sill.  Or is it??


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Re: wasps
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2011, 07:19:29 pm »
Second only to the bullet ant in terms of pain from the sting according to that pain index. Intense pain.
That pain index looks a bit strange though.

1.0 Sweat bee: Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.

1.2 Fire ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.

1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.

2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.

2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.

2.x Honey bee and European hornet: Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.

3.0 Red harvester ant: Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingro
wn toenail.

3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.

4.0 tarantula hawk: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.

4.0+ Bullet ant: Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel.[


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Re: wasps
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2011, 07:34:21 pm »
Would like to know who the poor fucker who had to test out what all these stings felt like if they are really anything like what he compares them to.....

to be honest I think I might just take his word for it. Mad bastard whoever he is. Sounds like a wine list.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2011, 07:44:52 pm »
Horseflies are the worst creature on the planet. A wasp will take the hint after a few swipes and only really wants sweet foods and drinks that are lying around, were as horseflies, they want me. They want my blood and that, is a massive fucking no no.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2011, 07:47:28 pm »
I had what I thought was a fly flying around my shop yesterday - so I decided to catch it when it buzzed past me. Little bastard turned out to be a wasp and stung my hand; it was fucking painful! I must admit to taking great satisfaction though when I stamped it to a pulp!
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Re: wasps
« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2011, 07:57:16 pm »
;D

Lucky it didn't sting you, unfortunately happened to a friend when one got into her can of Coke.

When I was a kid, someone told me if a wasp stings your throat you'd die because of the swelling. I was always paranoid about them in the summer.

One got in my room last week, hid in my jeans, and stung my hand when i went to put them on the next morning. Bastard.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2011, 08:49:10 pm »
Wasps are cool.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #48 on: April 18, 2011, 09:15:16 pm »
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Re: wasps
« Reply #49 on: April 18, 2011, 09:24:30 pm »








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Re: wasps
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2011, 09:56:49 pm »
Hate the motherfuckers with passion. What is the point of these horrible little fuckers on this planet? Surely evolution or God could have found a nicer insect to do its role.

We had a nest near the air vent in the verranda years ago. Literlaly couldn't open the door. Got that wasp foam and sprayed it. Worked a million. Killed them off in no time.

I always keep a can of wasp killer in the house which I use with pleasure. And I'm already looking forward to killing these fuckers with the hot weather now.

If I see one in the shed I always try to force it towards a spider web and then watch the fucker die slowly. Ha fuckin ha.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2011, 10:02:25 pm »
Man the fuck up! They're only wasps.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2011, 10:37:17 pm »
I'm getting really fidgety looking at some of these pictures and reading some stories on these little bastards. I hate wasps and any other annoying little insect. Bees I can tolerate though, at least they give you an alarm warning before they come anywhere near you.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2011, 10:38:29 pm »
Never been stung by either a wasp or a bee :wave

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Re: wasps
« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2011, 10:45:02 pm »
Never been stung by either a wasp or a bee :wave

That's a proud fact I used to boast.

I was doing a door to door job once and was standing talking to some couple when I felt this burning sensation on my calf. I looked on my trousers but couldn't see anything so assumed it'd flown away. Then I felt it again further up my leg and lifted my trouser leg up a bit, and still couldn't see anything. About 30 seconds later as I continued to talk to this couple, I felt something crawling up my thigh and managed to grab it and cheekily asked if I could use the bathroom to investigate the little creature in my pants. I'd grabbed it by the head and managed to squash it without it doing any more harm. I was relieved.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #55 on: April 18, 2011, 10:46:49 pm »


I think it's quite pretty, actually.

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« Reply #56 on: April 18, 2011, 10:49:22 pm »
Never been stung by either a wasp or a bee :wave

Me neither and I still hate the fuckers!
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Re: wasps
« Reply #57 on: April 18, 2011, 11:18:58 pm »
Got stung on the next by one of the sneaky ninja bastards when I was younger. Fucking hate the wee shits.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #58 on: April 18, 2011, 11:39:06 pm »
3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
Would like to know who the poor fucker who had to test out what all these stings felt like if they are really anything like what he compares them to.....

Think who ever wrote that must have 0 pain tolerance and in general be a fuckin huge bitch.
paper wasps dont really hurt much, had some down by our pool in a bush... someone hit the bal we were playin with into it and I was the lucky one to get it out, had about 3 or 4 munchin on my leg once i got it.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2011, 01:38:30 am »
Think who ever wrote that must have 0 pain tolerance and in general be a fuckin huge bitch.
paper wasps dont really hurt much, had some down by our pool in a bush... someone hit the bal we were playin with into it and I was the lucky one to get it out, had about 3 or 4 munchin on my leg once i got it.
I cant say I even know what a paper wasp is but ya they're definitely exaggerated as there is no way Im believing that the sting from a tarantula hawk is going to give you the same shock as a running hair dryer being thrown into the bath you're in.....
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Re: wasps
« Reply #60 on: April 19, 2011, 07:25:17 am »
One day there'll be a war between wasps and bees. It will be our duty as humans to aid the bees in their conquest.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #61 on: April 19, 2011, 07:52:13 am »
Never been stung by a wasp or a bee, but I did get stung as a kid by a Yellowjacket.  From what I remember(since I was only two when it happened), it was a tad painful, and mum had to take me to hospital since the fucker stung me near my eye.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #62 on: April 19, 2011, 08:06:08 am »
Got stung last year in the beer garden on the back of my hand swatting it away from the kids. I can't stand the little fuckers but it's different when they're going for your kids isn't it

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Re: wasps
« Reply #63 on: April 19, 2011, 12:25:33 pm »
i just nailed one with me lads toy gun
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Re: wasps
« Reply #64 on: April 19, 2011, 12:26:42 pm »
got stung when i was like 2/3 years old on my hand, mentally scarred for life since that :D hate all fucking insects and spiders. bastards
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Re: wasps
« Reply #65 on: April 19, 2011, 12:51:24 pm »
Just saw my first wasp of the year - managed to get it out of the window without much effort!  Although I had my squash racquet at the ready just incase it turned nasty.  The Mrs couldnt find my squash racquet once.  So she Cillit Banged it to death on the window sill

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« Reply #66 on: April 19, 2011, 12:55:09 pm »
Just saw my first wasp of the year - managed to get it out of the window without much effort!  Although I had my squash racquet at the ready just incase it turned nasty.  The Mrs couldnt find my squash racquet once.  So she Cillit Banged it to death on the window sill
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Re: wasps
« Reply #67 on: April 19, 2011, 12:57:40 pm »
I got chased out of our loft by one last weekend. Was moving house, had a couple of bags and boxes left to get down when this wasp attacked me - kept going for my head. I have never, ever, run down a ladder so fast in my life. Which was rather dangerous in itself as the ladder is dodgy and bends in the middle, and the loft door is right above the stairs so I would have gone straight down them.

I didn't go back into the loft for 3 days, when I'd armed myself with a can of Raid. Was already dead by then though, had come out of the loft and died on the kitchen sink.

We had a nest a few years ago in the loft of one of our previous houses. Kept finding them dead on the window sills, then heard a loud buzzing in the loft. Called the landlord out, in a bid to save money the nutter climbed into the loft and just started spraying raid everywhere, with hundreds of angry wasps buzzing around him. He then grabbed a bin liner, picked up the nest, and put it out in the bin.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #68 on: April 19, 2011, 01:00:04 pm »
My mum actually got stung in the throat by one a few years back too. Climbed into her open can of Coke without her noticing, she takes a swig, in goes the wasp and stings her.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #69 on: April 19, 2011, 01:17:26 pm »
I put out a bowl of sugary syrup with a small drop of washing up liquid... By the end of the day, there are over 50 wasps dead. Good way to keep populations down.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #70 on: April 19, 2011, 01:42:57 pm »
Got stung last year in the beer garden on the back of my hand swatting it away from the kids. I can't stand the little fuckers but it's different when they're going for your kids isn't it

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Re: wasps
« Reply #71 on: April 19, 2011, 01:48:11 pm »
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Re: wasps
« Reply #72 on: April 19, 2011, 01:53:27 pm »
Got stung by something a few months back on the leg as I made the massive mistake of walking bare feet in the garden.  Did hurt quite a bit but the sensation only lasted a brief while before my legs started to swell and look like an elephant's leg.  Don't know if it was a bee or a wasp that stung me. 
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Re: wasps
« Reply #73 on: April 19, 2011, 01:54:14 pm »
this article has me twitching, i hate the c*nts and was terrified of them as a kid.

now i take great pleasure in spraying the c*nts with hairspray so their wings stick together and then using paper to pick them up and drown the fuckers in a class of water/or squash the buggers

apparently, not sure if its true or not, but wasps when killed give of a chemical that attracts other wasps

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« Reply #74 on: April 19, 2011, 01:59:37 pm »
apparently, not sure if its true or not, but wasps when killed give of a chemical that attracts other wasps
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Re: wasps
« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2011, 05:08:55 pm »
been stung by wasps about 3 times, hate the twats me and them dont get on, one stung on me on the side of my forehead, really hurt for ages

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« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2011, 05:13:40 pm »
They've gone and suspended two of their swarm.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2011, 05:18:18 pm »
I fucking hate wasps. If it's on a surface which makes it hard to splat, such as a curtain or lampshade, coat it in deodorant and then smash it when it hits the floor. Had a problem with these a few years back in our old house, where I'd be killing about three or four a day in my room. At our current house we've got an old air raid shelter in the garden and there appears to be some kind of nest in there. Any good spray or smoke bomb-type thing I can throw in there?

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Re: wasps
« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2011, 10:38:27 pm »
I remember getting stung on me arse round the back of one of the stands when I was 7. My trousers down in the street! :(
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