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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4720 on: May 4, 2021, 07:05:04 pm »
Joe Beesley was on the show with Forbes McCallister when the unfortunate incident happened. Alan also has a cut at him in the book.
He also blames the two lesbians, who he said 'went a bit hysterical' after the shooting.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4721 on: May 4, 2021, 07:23:18 pm »
You’re welcome.

Or should I have spoilered. Or better still, given you found out about something Partridge related in a Partridge thread whilst trying to avoid Partridge news...



Fair point I guess. Looking forward to that one now though, he was one of the best one time characters Partridge has ever had.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4722 on: May 4, 2021, 07:53:48 pm »
he was one of the best one time characters Partridge has ever had.

100%.  Joe Beesley and Cheeky Monkey was one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen on any show.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4723 on: May 4, 2021, 08:14:09 pm »
lashing the monkey puppet to the side as he walks off set was a great touch.


funny as usual this week. for some reason 'beans' when he's listing things to poke back at ruth duggan made me laugh a lot.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4724 on: May 5, 2021, 03:09:46 pm »
Needles to say, I had the last laugh
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4725 on: May 7, 2021, 01:41:43 pm »
I'm so excited about Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey tonight I think I might have issues. It's a character that appeared on TV for 2 minutes, 27 years ago. I'm a grown man.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4726 on: May 7, 2021, 01:58:17 pm »
Hartlepool goes Tory.


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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4727 on: May 7, 2021, 02:25:30 pm »
They all need to be thrown into the sea.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4728 on: May 7, 2021, 02:40:34 pm »
They all need to be thrownhoyed into the sea.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4729 on: May 7, 2021, 02:41:47 pm »
Cheeky monkey hangers

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4730 on: May 7, 2021, 03:31:13 pm »
Well done Nick, I did hear that someone from the past would be making an appearance but was deliberately trying to avoid finding out who :P

Hahaha same. Nick, I think you're a compleme cunm!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4732 on: May 7, 2021, 03:36:43 pm »
Bird it.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4733 on: May 7, 2021, 04:52:31 pm »
Hahaha same. Nick, I think you're a compleme cunm!

Well I think you’re a dosser and a dwad.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4734 on: May 7, 2021, 06:43:20 pm »
I do love the scenes with Tim Key and the message board. But I don't find This Time nearly as funny as Knowing Me Knowing You. The Gibbons brothers can write a good quip for Partridge but they can't write situations for him.

There's none of the farcical nonsense that made the earlier stuff hilarious. I'm not one who thinks the more understated approach is funnier or smarter, it's fine and it works in small doses (so the mid morning matters thing was well suited to that kind of humour). It's just I love the escalation of total farce like Knowing Me Knowing You much much better and funnier.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4735 on: May 7, 2021, 06:56:39 pm »
I do love the scenes with Tim Key and the message board. But I don't find This Time nearly as funny as Knowing Me Knowing You. The Gibbons brothers can write a good quip for Partridge but they can't write situations for him.

There's none of the farcical nonsense that made the earlier stuff hilarious. I'm not one who thinks the more understated approach is funnier or smarter, it's fine and it works in small doses (so the mid morning matters thing was well suited to that kind of humour). It's just I love the escalation of total farce like Knowing Me Knowing You much much better and funnier.

Agree, I think KMKYWAP (kim-q-app?) and Series 1 of I'm Alan Partridge were the pinnacle of comedy, I doubt that I'll see anything funnier in my life time. It set the bar so high that whatever followed would struggle.

I wasn't disappointed with episode one of this series though, the more you watch it, the better it gets.

Anyway, two and a half hours until Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey.


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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4736 on: May 7, 2021, 07:11:10 pm »
Agree, I think KMKYWAP (kim-q-app?) and Series 1 of I'm Alan Partridge were the pinnacle of comedy, I doubt that I'll see anything funnier in my life time. It set the bar so high that whatever followed would struggle.

I wasn't disappointed with episode one of this series though, the more you watch it, the better it gets.

Anyway, two and a half hours until Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey.



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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4737 on: May 7, 2021, 07:42:42 pm »
End of the pier.

Remember to put every in spoilers for the sake of Hazell and Dench. Dit di dit di dee.

He's made me forget the spoiler ladies and gentlemen, you cheeky cheeky monkey

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4738 on: May 7, 2021, 08:55:41 pm »
End of the pier.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4739 on: May 7, 2021, 09:59:27 pm »
Ummm... Fucking mental!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4740 on: May 7, 2021, 10:03:39 pm »
Cheeky monkey  :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4741 on: May 7, 2021, 10:04:10 pm »
He put his foot in it by saying he didn't think Jenny talking about her engagement trivialises the show!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4742 on: May 7, 2021, 10:06:20 pm »
Him talking about ITV regions to teenage prisoners was terrific :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4743 on: May 7, 2021, 10:47:26 pm »
Ummm... Fucking mental!

He did say “fucking” didn’t he? :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4744 on: May 7, 2021, 11:10:49 pm »
Jesus Lynn, you should work for Mossad!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4745 on: May 8, 2021, 02:27:08 am »
"Chicken shop wet wipes, 5 units."

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I agree with the comments that the Gibbons write great jokes, but Iannucci and Baynham wrote great comedy. TTWAP (tee-tee-wap) is more of a sketch show than the crescendo situations of KMKYWAP (cumkeewap).

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4746 on: May 8, 2021, 03:47:26 am »
I disagree. I, Partridge and Nomad audiobooks are the best things he’s done in my opinion.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4747 on: May 8, 2021, 09:12:48 am »
Ball pong ping

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4748 on: May 8, 2021, 09:15:16 am »
The whole bit of him apologising to Ruth Duggan for mistaking her dad as his Uber driver had me giggling out loud, that was classic Alan.

I thought she was being surprisingly nice to him, probably because she knew she was about to stitch him up with the reporting in his tag thing. Aqua aerobics between 10-11 at the leisure centre. :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4749 on: May 8, 2021, 10:27:16 am »
Yeah I think that might be why. The hair appointment thing was hilarious

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4750 on: May 8, 2021, 11:38:45 am »
Talking of the earlier, more hilarious Partridge, even the writers would have thought they'd be jumping the shark if they wrote this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKH12XCuys&list=RDsbKH12XCuys&start_radio=1

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4751 on: May 9, 2021, 02:01:41 am »
Talking of the earlier, more hilarious Partridge, even the writers would have thought they'd be jumping the shark if they wrote this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKH12XCuys&list=RDsbKH12XCuys&start_radio=1

Amazing. That might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4752 on: May 9, 2021, 06:51:50 pm »
Talking of the earlier, more hilarious Partridge, even the writers would have thought they'd be jumping the shark if they wrote this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKH12XCuys&list=RDsbKH12XCuys&start_radio=1
What the fuck did I just watch??

Just when I thought nothing could top See You When You Get There, he pulls this one out. Incredible scenes.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4753 on: May 9, 2021, 07:03:25 pm »
What the fuck did I just watch??

Just when I thought nothing could top See You When You Get There, he pulls this one out. Incredible scenes.

Haha same. That Coolio performance was seminal but I’ve no idea how this has been kept under wraps for so long.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4754 on: May 9, 2021, 07:04:37 pm »
Circa 1983 I developed a fairly robust dislike for the gay community.  But that was before I met Dale Winton.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4755 on: May 10, 2021, 12:37:47 am »
Circa 1983 I developed a fairly robust dislike for the gay community.  But that was before I met Dale Winton.

From I, Partridge on being accused of being homophobic following Glen Ponder's sacking.

"I'm friends with Dale Winton for crying out loud, one of the gayest men in Europe!"
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4756 on: May 10, 2021, 12:05:12 pm »
"Chicken shop wet wipes, 5 units."

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I agree with the comments that the Gibbons write great jokes, but Iannucci and Baynham wrote great comedy. TTWAP (tee-tee-wap) is more of a sketch show than the crescendo situations of KMKYWAP (cumkeewap).

I love Comekeywap obvs :)  Its hard to compare it with This Time because the tone of the shows they are nodding towards are different. The only This Time that built to crescendo in anything like KMKYWAP style was the hashtag John Gone episode with the revelations, Alan 'winning' and the shuttlecock. If ever a show needed finishing with 'on that bombshell' it was that one!

Really loving the new series the Gibbons litter it with subtle jokes that need repeated views to pick up on, for me anyway. Interested to see where the make up artist story goes. Cheeky Monkeys comeback was absolutely superb you just knew it was going to kick off eventually (you're fucking mental!). I loved how they re-imagined the original appearance with Alan stepping in as an act of mercy to a physically abused Cheeky ;D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4757 on: May 10, 2021, 12:09:52 pm »
Yeah I think that might be why. The hair appointment thing was hilarious

"I don't remember"
"It was only yesterday Alan"

"My scalp was bleeding" ;D The explanation of the number of times he went to and from the clothes shop was amazing!

Loved the sly Andy Coulson reference in the list of "favourite prisoners" - he was behind the NOTW phone hacking that Coogan was caught up in wasn't he?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4758 on: May 10, 2021, 12:11:58 pm »
"My scalp was bleeding" ;D The explanation of the number of times he went to and from the clothes shop was amazing!

Loved the sly Andy Coulson reference in the list of "favourite prisoners" - he was behind the NOTW phone hacking that Coogan was caught up in wasn't he?

He was indeed. :D

Who else got namechecked there? I think the Wests did but can’t remember who else now.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4759 on: May 10, 2021, 12:23:44 pm »
Nelson Mandela the only one I remember, mainly for how he said it.

Just remembered Nero Costa :lmao
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