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Deirdre Barlow and landmark posts
« on: July 20, 2007, 11:22:26 pm »
Similar to the Barry Evans thread, this is my 5000th post
Most of my posts are gibberish but on this occasion I thought I would spread the legs of a tv great

So here are a few interesting facts

Deirdre Anne Barlow (née Hunt, formerly Langton and Rachid) is a long-running fictional character on the British soap opera Coronation Street. She has been played by Anne Kirkbride since 1972.

Deirdre's trademarks include a gravelly, scratchy voice  and very big glasses. She wore the same style of glasses for almost 30 years (in her youth she was nicknamed "Miss Sexy Spex")

In 1981, over 24 million viewers watched Deirdre's wedding to William Roache's character, Ken Barlow (which received higher ratings in Britain than the wedding of the Prince of Wales to Lady Diana Spencer).

Deirdre once had a relationship with bogus 'airline pilot' Jon Lindsay, who treated her to an extravagant lifestyle, but one which was funded by crime and deception. She remained oblivious to the truth about her boyfriend but she learned the hard way when she was falsely accused of fraud.
Jon had implicated Deirdre in his numerous scams. He portrayed her as the brains behind the fraud but the reality was that she had known nothing about it. Deirdre was tried, convicted and sentenced to 18 months in prison. The British public started a big grassroots campaign, pleading with Granada Television to "free the Weatherfield One." The Home Secretary even involved Prime Minister Tony Blair, who, with only a touch of irony, attempted to intervene on Deirdre's behalf. When another of Lindsay's victims came forward, Deirdre was released and Jon was finally made to pay for his crimes.


Past lovers include the characters
Billy Walker
Mike Baldwin
Dave Barton
Seb H
Ray Langton
Dev Alahan
And last but not least Samir Rachid who is now dead

as you can see, despite her long neck, husky voice and big glasses she still manages to get bummed by people from all walks of life

Currently Deirdre is still fucking Ken Barlow twice a week



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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 11:24:40 pm »
 :lmao :lmao
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 11:28:53 pm »
Great 5000th post that.
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 11:41:02 pm »
Thankyou

I cant see this being as successful as the barry evans one but feel free to post pictures and interesting facts about deirdre

That would be lovely

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 11:43:29 pm »
Dierdres an old slag thats a fact
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 11:54:56 pm »
Dierdres an old slag thats a fact

Thats lovely

Thankyou for that

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 11:59:48 pm »
Why are her teeth Shit Coloured?

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 12:06:08 am »
never seen corrie but i love her and will be eternally indebted for big ears #5

deirdre i love you xxx
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 12:07:17 am »
Why are her teeth Shit Coloured?

aah all those shadey fags she has in the back garden when ken isnt around have finally turned her teeth brown
not forgetting the 10 cups of tea a day

blanche loves a nice cuppa and deidre is happy to go with the flow

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 12:09:52 am »
never seen corrie but i love her and will be eternally indebted for big ears #5

deirdre i love you xxx

oh yeah, forgot to mention:

camilla parker bowles i love you xxx
pope john paul ii i love you xxx
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2007, 12:10:08 am »


'Miss Sexy Spex?'
Just think- next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 12:12:18 am »
Surprised you didnt mention her murdering nympho daughter.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 12:13:27 am »
Would you?

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 12:21:20 am »
no

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 12:31:50 am »
I'd love to fuck Deirdre Barlow.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2007, 12:32:31 am »
In the head.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2007, 12:33:06 am »
With an axe.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2007, 12:34:05 am »
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2007, 12:36:28 am »
that picture looks not unlike john lennon circa 1980

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2007, 12:39:04 am »
Surprised you didnt mention her murdering nympho daughter.

its been a tough few months for deidre, i didnt want to bring that up, i thought it might upset people

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2007, 12:39:24 am »
that picture looks not unlike john lennon circa 1980

dead?
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2007, 12:40:10 am »
pearl necklace on that neck ooooh!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2007, 08:19:58 am »
deirdre actually lost her neck in a bet when she was a teenager. The neck she currently has is actually a skin graft, made up from donor scrotums and elbow skin.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2007, 09:55:54 am »
deirdre actually lost her neck in a bet when she was a teenager. The neck she currently has is actually a skin graft, made up from donor scrotums and elbow skin.



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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2007, 01:30:24 pm »
deirdre actually lost her neck in a bet when she was a teenager. The neck she currently has is actually a skin graft, made up from donor scrotums and elbow skin.





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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2007, 04:29:26 pm »
Free the Weatherfield One!
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2007, 05:33:11 pm »
Free the Weatherfield One!

she is free mate

i saw her sucking ken off behind the rovers last week

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2007, 05:36:34 pm »
and it's not like she was ever what you'd call a stunner

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2007, 05:58:36 pm »
and it's not like she was ever what you'd call a stunner



ooh i dont know, take those glasses off and i reakon she is bummable

I think ive just invented a new word there!

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2007, 06:53:57 pm »
Nah, I think you'll find glasses is already a word ;D

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2007, 07:19:11 pm »
Nah, I think you'll find glasses is already a word ;D

har har!!

im struggling to find a pic of her in prison

anyone got any stored on their pc?

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2007, 07:28:27 pm »
To coin a Phrase from one of my favourite films,... "It's like putting perfume on a pig!"

Sick perverted fuckers the lot of you that would fuck that turtle looking goofy moose with glasses!

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2007, 07:49:31 pm »
To coin a Phrase from one of my favourite films,... "It's like putting perfume on a pig!"

Sick perverted fuckers the lot of you that would fuck that turtle looking goofy moose with glasses!


she is not goofy!!

any whole is a goal

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2007, 07:55:12 pm »
Sorry to disappoint all you potential Deirdre fuckers, but i've heard that she's a bit of a carpet muncher.

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2007, 07:55:45 pm »
Sorry to disappoint all you potential Deirdre fuckers, but i've heard that she's a bit of a carpet muncher.

ive seen her in bed with dev!!

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2007, 08:03:21 pm »
ive seen her in bed with dev!!

Yeh, but was she wearing a strapadicktome. :lickin

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2007, 11:22:06 pm »
Dierdres an old slag thats a fact

bet you still wouldnt say no ! ;)
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2007, 01:28:41 am »
im struggling to find a pic of her in prison

anyone got any stored on their pc?

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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2007, 11:59:45 am »
THis thread has had me in stitches.


I fuckin hate the way the neck veins stick out. It really winds me up, i mean youve gotta do some neck tensing to get them to stick out like that.
GO on, have a go, try holdin it for more than a few seconds without gettin cramp in ya throat.


Anyways im not a violent person, but given the chance i'd happily take a chain saw to her irritating face.
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Re: Deirdre Barlow
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2007, 12:11:58 pm »
THis thread has had me in stitches.


I fuckin hate the way the neck veins stick out. It really winds me up, i mean youve gotta do some neck tensing to get them to stick out like that.
GO on, have a go, try holdin it for more than a few seconds without gettin cramp in ya throat.


Anyways im not a violent person, but given the chance i'd happily take a chain saw to her irritating face.

nasty man

I sometimes imagine sucking deirdre's neck until the vain pops out

i like it when she cry's too, its a manly cry, like a pissed old man laughing
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