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LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:07 pm »
Well I think that half perfectly sums us up  ;D

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Liverpool 3 - 1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:12 pm »
More of the same please!

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:20 pm »
5-2 up on aggregate and i'm still shitting my pants. Whats that all about?

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:26 pm »
The most Liverpool half of football you'll ever see.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:32 pm »
That is what we call sex.  8)


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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:35 pm »
and breathe..

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:36 pm »
I shouldn't be as nervous as I am with Hoffenheim needing 3 away goals without reply....but I'm really bloody nervous!

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:38 pm »
Brilliant display. These are a pack of thugs, fearing an injury. Firmino has been astonishing.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:39 pm »
Magic going forward, tragic at the back. It's Liverpool FC!

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:42 pm »
Firmino is not a great finisher is he
Gini is having trouble at times when given too much time on the ball


It's looking very good for us atm

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:44 pm »
Not bad
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:44 pm »
Witness us!
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:46 pm »
dont ask me why im still nervous but we could have had 6
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:48 pm »
Love us blowing teams away in the first half an hour. Missed that.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:53 pm »
the reds are fire.

except for the defense, but that's obvious :P

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:56 pm »
Absolutely electric going forward, tragic at the back. We're fun to watch. ;D

Robertson on for Moreno and Milner on for Hendo and we shut up shop.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2017, 08:33:58 pm »
More goals. Now. Please.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:05 pm »
Fucking hell, what a half! Think we just need another goal, hopefully a third for Can to get his hat trick, but what a fucking half that was! ;D

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:07 pm »
More goals in this I reckon  ;D

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:08 pm »
Shame we let one in but we play fucking beautiful football when we're on our game.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:09 pm »
Julian Nagelsmann: "We're aware of the away goal rule, but first we want to score two goals."

Jürgen Klopp: "Hold my beer."

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:12 pm »
I find the Keegan tactics baffling at this level. Great going forward but could have easily conceded 3 or 4 goals in one half when we just need to see the game out and counter attack when we can.

No solidity at all and they know they've got the beating of the full backs and can throw caution to the wind.
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:15 pm »
Blitzkrieg. Keep going Reds.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:16 pm »
Sadio Mane is good at football. Also, I doubt we'll face many better attacking teams than Hoffenheim, they're very good going forward. Brilliant game though!

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:20 pm »
Lovren needs binning. The rest of them have been fantastic. Moreno should be tried Left Wing if you ask me. Attacking wise, he's a good player. Defense wise - he just totally finds himself out of position constantly.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:22 pm »
Playing great at the min, poor defending by Lovren for the goal with a bad pass out from the back.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:30 pm »
We're 3-1 up and still there's signs of moaning :lmao
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:35 pm »
I'll take that. Wasn't expecting three goals.
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:36 pm »
That third goal though...


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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:37 pm »
Magic going forward, tragic Lovren at the back. It's Liverpool FC!
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:40 pm »
BOOM. How exciting was that?

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:41 pm »
Absolutely electric going forward, tragic at the back. We're fun to watch. ;D

Robertson on for Moreno and Milner on for Hendo and we shut up shop.

Hendo looked good. Covering everywhere. Although he needs to play carefully with that yellow.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:42 pm »
Neither side could defend a wet tissue. 

Our full backs and wingers need to tuck in now.... 

But hey, some of that attacking... liquid football folks..
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:45 pm »
a 3 goal lead should be enough... but still shit myself every time they attack.

great game to watch mind.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:47 pm »
Emre Can sign your contract!

He has been immense, not only with his supporting run but he has been playing some really good passes in behind too.
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:48 pm »
Incapable of keeping hold of the ball when we're ahead in games, it's so frustrating.  Great going forward as usual, that third goal was lovely.
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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:48 pm »
Can't we shut up shop? At 3-0 our only objective is to concede fewer than four goals at home. So why play a style of football that makes it easier for Hoffenheim to score?

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:48 pm »
I find the Keegan tactics baffling at this level. Great going forward but could have easily conceded 3 or 4 goals in one half when we just need to see the game out and counter attack when we can.

I think Klopp realises we can't defend.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:52 pm »
We're such a joy to watch going forward. You'd think teams would learn to not attack us.

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Re: LFC 3-1 Hoffenheim HT
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2017, 08:34:53 pm »
That third goal :) fuck me. :)