The Test is obviously right
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Magic going forward, tragic Lovren at the back. It's Liverpool FC!
Absolutely electric going forward, tragic at the back. We're fun to watch. Robertson on for Moreno and Milner on for Hendo and we shut up shop.
I find the Keegan tactics baffling at this level. Great going forward but could have easily conceded 3 or 4 goals in one half when we just need to see the game out and counter attack when we can.