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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #200 on: September 27, 2011, 02:39:50 pm »
the bruce forsyth episode is repeated on bbc2 at ten. it's pure gold. merton just basically just spends the entire episode pissing himself.
I never enjoyed this one as much as the first time Forsyth was hosting. This one seemed too fake in terms of finding everything hilarious. The first time it was on you didn't know what to expect and it was hilarious how everything on it panned out especially 'Play Your Iraqi Cards right'. Hislop was extremely cynical in the one that was repeated last night and Merton was finding everything a bit too hilarious in my mind. Was still a very good show but nowhere near the standard of the first time he hosted.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #201 on: October 12, 2011, 05:08:33 pm »
New series starts on Friday.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #202 on: October 12, 2011, 05:59:49 pm »
vicky coren on again ;)

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #203 on: October 12, 2011, 06:08:24 pm »
Indeed, with Jo Brand hosting and Graham Linehan also on the panel, who's written for shows like IT Crowd and Black Books.

Interestingly I bought the DVD 'Best of Have I Got News For You 1990-2002' which arrived yesterday. It was an awesome highlights package and passed 3 and a half hours by brilliantly. Extras were pretty cool as well with an option to have Paul and Ian doing a commentary over the highlights package which was also funny and very insightful to hear what they were thinking at points during the Tub of Lard episode or the Paula Yates episode and all sorts of other interesting facts. Would certainly recommend it for HIGNFY fans, particularly as there used to be almost all the episodes available on youtube since series 1 but they got taken down a month or two back.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #204 on: October 14, 2011, 06:37:13 pm »
New series starts tonight everybody
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #205 on: October 21, 2011, 08:46:19 pm »
danny baker and louise mensch on tonight. nothing really to discuss. been a pretty quiet news week ;)

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #206 on: October 21, 2011, 09:18:42 pm »
haha. mensch getting completely destroyed. tv gold.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #207 on: October 21, 2011, 09:55:55 pm »
That was boss the little tory cow got proper shown up.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #208 on: October 21, 2011, 09:59:07 pm »
She got made to look a twat - a continually smiling twat at that

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #209 on: October 22, 2011, 12:13:32 am »
I don't know why they had her on again, she wasn't very good last time either. Though it is occasionally nice to see the panellists have a go at someone because the show's often even funnier when there's a bit of an edge to it.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #210 on: October 22, 2011, 12:50:17 am »
I don't know why they had her on again, she wasn't very good last time either. Though it is occasionally nice to see the panellists have a go at someone because the show's often even funnier when there's a bit of an edge to it.

Absolutely. The best ones are often when one of the panellists or the presenter is a politician that Ian and, to an extent, Paul can get their teeth into. Mensch didn't offer anything witty, but was a good target and I did laugh that no one laughed at several of her comments that were clearly intended to amuse.

Pretty decent episose this week then; shame I don't think that more often, but they really feel like they're going through the motions some weeks. Danny Baker was good, funnier than many people they have on there.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #211 on: October 23, 2011, 04:14:06 am »
Didn't expect to see Mensch again but after last time you just knew she was going to get destroyed again. Loved it. She kept trying to drive points and sort of turn it into a serious debate, no intention of keeping it light hearted.

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« Reply #212 on: October 23, 2011, 02:30:14 pm »
I loved how after they had a go at her for the coffee/capitalism thing Alexander Armstrong was about to quote some guy and Paul went "If he's drunk coffee, I'm not interested" ;D
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #213 on: November 4, 2011, 09:38:29 pm »
Funny episode tonight.  ;D

Greg Davies was on tonight. Very quick and pretty funny guy.

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« Reply #214 on: November 4, 2011, 10:56:54 pm »
Very good episode, best of the series so far. Paul seemed to perk up a bit and was extremely funny, especially towards the end.

And there was more rounds which I think the show has been missing recently.
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #215 on: December 2, 2011, 08:29:31 pm »
kirsty young tonight  :lickin

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« Reply #216 on: December 23, 2011, 09:47:25 pm »
Anyone see tonight's one? Was probably the best of the series. Was very funny throughout. Plus the last picture in the caption competition (the dog one) and Paul's gag to go with it almost had me in tears ;D
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #217 on: December 23, 2011, 10:02:30 pm »
That dog was the funniest thing i've seen in years, I paused it and was still laughing ten minutes later.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #218 on: December 23, 2011, 10:07:58 pm »
Thats good to hear, I thought last weeks was excellent with the guy off the Apprentice. Who were tonights guests? will look forward to the extended version.

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« Reply #219 on: December 23, 2011, 10:11:20 pm »
Thats good to hear, I thought last weeks was excellent with the guy off the Apprentice. Who were tonights guests? will look forward to the extended version.
Martin Clunes was host with Rebecca Front and David O'Doherty as panellists
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« Reply #220 on: December 23, 2011, 10:12:47 pm »

Brilliant.

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« Reply #221 on: December 23, 2011, 10:24:57 pm »
Paul's joke really sealed it for me. I'm still chuckling about it now
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #222 on: December 24, 2011, 09:22:38 am »
Thats good to hear, I thought last weeks was excellent with the guy off the Apprentice. Who were tonights guests? will look forward to the extended version.

I thought Nick from the Apprentice was pretty funny actually, very dry humour.
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« Reply #223 on: December 24, 2011, 06:07:05 pm »
Paul's joke really sealed it for me. I'm still chuckling about it now

What did he say?

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #224 on: December 24, 2011, 06:11:01 pm »

Brilliant.
That was one of the funniest things I've seen/heard on HIGNFY ever ;D

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« Reply #225 on: December 24, 2011, 06:45:00 pm »
Paul's joke really sealed it for me. I'm still chuckling about it now
It was funny before that, but that just added to it. What a photo.

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« Reply #226 on: December 24, 2011, 06:55:15 pm »
What did he say?
"What time do the Krankies get here?"

That's assuming you know the story that came out this week about them and was subsequently discussed earlier on in the show
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« Reply #227 on: December 24, 2011, 10:05:38 pm »
"What time do the Krankies get here?"
A really good swinging time..... :lmao

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #228 on: December 26, 2011, 12:00:19 am »
Just about to start again now, with a bit more. :)
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #229 on: April 13, 2012, 08:47:56 pm »
new series starts in a bit

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« Reply #230 on: April 27, 2012, 08:20:46 pm »
First couple of episodes of this series have been ok. Not great but some very funny bits in
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« Reply #231 on: April 27, 2012, 08:28:33 pm »
Might be good tonight after that c*nt Murdoch's appearance this week.  I expect Hislop to cut through the shit and tell it how it is.

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« Reply #232 on: April 27, 2012, 09:05:57 pm »
james hunt  ;D

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« Reply #233 on: April 27, 2012, 09:22:21 pm »
The Homeland references were expected, but funny none the less. :)
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #234 on: May 4, 2012, 09:00:20 pm »
haha clarkson today. should be interesting!

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« Reply #235 on: May 4, 2012, 10:08:22 pm »
Was brilliant tonight.

Love Paul's line - "But Jeremy, if we started judging people on whether they were twats some of us would get no work at all."  ;D
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« Reply #236 on: May 5, 2012, 10:54:32 pm »
Watching the extended version hilarious moment Ian Hislop got one over on Jeremy Clarkson over Super Injunctions. :lmao
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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #237 on: May 6, 2012, 01:56:37 am »
ok so did anyone else find nancy doololo fucking infuriating with her constants "yes oh yes [Repeat anything somebody else is saying here to make it look like you know what they are talking about]" fucking hell i felt like my ears were bleeding at times. i hate people who do that.

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Re: have i got news for you.
« Reply #238 on: May 6, 2012, 03:37:38 am »
ok so did anyone else find nancy doololo fucking infuriating with her constants "yes oh yes [Repeat anything somebody else is saying here to make it look like you know what they are talking about]" fucking hell i felt like my ears were bleeding at times. i hate people who do that.
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« Reply #239 on: May 6, 2012, 02:15:16 pm »
 ;D

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