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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #80 on: October 26, 2011, 03:25:28 pm »
Probably Frank Lampard. Never work hard, nothing fancy, arrive late into the box and usually when I score it's off a deflection and the hard work of others.
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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #81 on: October 26, 2011, 03:30:33 pm »
Has anyone actually ever pretended to be a footballer on a night out to ‘impress’ the ladies? My brother used to claim he was Stockport County midfielder Chris Marsden using the logic that he always read his name in the local paper but figured he wasn’t quite famous enough for anyone to know what he looked like and therefore get rumbled..

How I chuckled when Marsden was sold to Southampton and started getting some recognition.

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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #82 on: October 26, 2011, 03:37:49 pm »
So no one's Garrinchia yet?
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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #83 on: October 26, 2011, 03:47:20 pm »
So no one's Garrinchia yet?
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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #84 on: October 26, 2011, 04:00:34 pm »
The Suarez - Makes his own oppurtunities but normally falls over at the final hurdle. When you do score though, its a bloody cracker. Number of attempts leads to regular scoring, but far from clinical. Unfortunate reputation for unwanted hands and teeth.

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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #85 on: October 26, 2011, 04:03:21 pm »
Has anyone actually ever pretended to be a footballer on a night out to ‘impress’ the ladies?

When I was a kid, I read in Match that when Rob Jones met his then girlfriend, she didn't know he was a footballer. He said he made sure she knew by the end of the night.
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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #86 on: October 27, 2011, 12:57:06 pm »
fernando torres - was exceptional when starting out, got alot of recognition. got my hair cut and stopped my scoring record. tried somewere new and got worse, jus recently started to show signs of scoring again.
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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #87 on: October 27, 2011, 02:02:35 pm »
The Suarez - Makes his own oppurtunities but normally falls over at the final hurdle. When you do score though, its a bloody cracker. Number of attempts leads to regular scoring, but far from clinical. Unfortunate reputation for unwanted hands and teeth.

The bastard had a threesome last night, one of them was a stunner :P

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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #88 on: October 27, 2011, 02:17:09 pm »
Steven Gerrard. Very shy and modest, I tend to let my mates look better than they're but when I score I score like a boss.
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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #89 on: October 27, 2011, 02:28:08 pm »
Steven Gerrard. Very shy and modest, I tend to let my mates look better than they're but when I score I score like a boss.

Phil Collins fan eh? Can imagine you being successful with the ladies.
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Re: Which footballer are you on a night out?
« Reply #90 on: October 27, 2011, 05:31:07 pm »
Paul Konchesky... my mum says I'm handsome.
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