I think
this piece is spot on. The media castigating the MoD for refusing to stop them from buying stories. Bizarre.
Harry, answer me this: if the sailor's stories were cooked up by some Machiavellian figure in the MoD then surely they would have come up with better stories than stolen fucking Ipods or insect bites? Maybe a bit of cigarette burning, or putting nether regions between a floury bap and saying 'Come here Fido?' Maybe torture and maltreatment ain't what it used to be.
You might have seen nothing about the regulations being unclear, but unless you're Second Sea Lord what you've seen matters fuck all. The regulations are unclear, methods of payment murky - these lot could have got their money via friends and family, a whole heap of ways.
All the stuff about the stories getting out anyway, that's just a very poor plea of mitigating circumstances - they're service personnel, with a duty to their service as employers and comrades. The rest of your point on that is embroidery.
Eh? Embroidery? Your whole argument is that the sailors were hapless patsies fed a pre-prepared line by their masters, which they were lured into telling with the offer of money, fed to a gullible media eager to do the MoD's bidding. I give you a completely different set of circumstances, events and reasons and you describe it as 'embroidery'?
The British media also willingly censors itself, Sky sat on a report where the officer on the boat happily said part of their mission was to gather intelligence on Iran, sounding like Russel Brand: 'It's good to gather int on Iran'. Channel 4 delayed showing a drama on the conduct of British soldiers in Iraq.
What, the drama on the conduct of British soldiers they showed last night? The media censors itself - sometimes to the point of hilarity, remember 'Massive Attack' - but there's a whole heap of difference between censoring
yourself in what might be seen as delicate situations and knowingly spreading spoonfed government propaganda. I bet Radio One didn't play 'In the Navy' by Village People either.
The cock-up theory is always wheeled out to 'explain everything' when there's a chance that someone in charge might actually be an inquiry into what they've planned behind closed doors. The political leadership are more concerned with minimising their own involvement, hence the hiding behind press offices, the minister blaming the Navy, the Prime Minister denying any knowledge and by implication blaming the MoD.
But the reason it's wheeled out Harry is because invariably it's true. Nearly every fuck-up in human history is down to incompetence and hopelessness, mistakes or mishaps. But that doesn't fit the paranoid view of the world that we're all in hock to the man, that a dark hand is behind every event and sinister motives drive all those in power. And when the shit hits the fan and things backfire, as they have done in this case, people wil always try and pass the buck. Allowing Turney and Batchelor to be paid - although, as has since come to light, they were advised of the consequences if they did take ths shilling, which is why many of the others didn't - was a terrible decision. But no one was fed a pack of lies to tell, no secret plan was hatched beyond 'Let's get the stories out there when they got back' and the media were certainly not complicit, as their hypocritical squals of rage have since shown.