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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47680 on: December 9, 2022, 11:19:03 am »
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47681 on: December 9, 2022, 11:20:54 am »
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47682 on: December 9, 2022, 11:21:15 am »
Bawld Froard?

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47684 on: December 9, 2022, 11:53:44 am »

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47686 on: December 9, 2022, 12:07:52 pm »
Taking the proverbial, €120 million for a player they bought in summer for €15 million.

Big swerve, just before WC his price was mooted at 50-60 that Benfica would accept.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47687 on: December 9, 2022, 12:24:14 pm »
It's just his clause not the price. Enzo and Jude and our next great side is pretty much built already, would just need to add a piece here and there. Massively unlikely but if the plan was Tchou and Jude maybe we could pull it off.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47688 on: December 9, 2022, 12:35:21 pm »
Am I misremembering or did Melissa Reddy mention a while back we were interested in Enzo? I think this one has legs.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47689 on: December 9, 2022, 12:39:50 pm »
What does that tweet say for those who dont speak foreign?

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47690 on: December 9, 2022, 12:39:54 pm »
Am I misremembering or did Melissa Reddy mention a while back we were interested in Enzo? I think this one has legs.

Is Ms Reddy still considered an ‘insider’ now Sadio’s in Germany? She seems to have spread her wings, and broadened her remit. (No double entendres intended).
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47691 on: December 9, 2022, 12:40:29 pm »
AS are notoriously reliable, of course.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47692 on: December 9, 2022, 12:41:04 pm »
Or is that Marca? I can't remember.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47694 on: December 9, 2022, 12:47:17 pm »
AS are Spanish, so I don’t get why they’d know anything.

Highly doubt we’d get Enzo as well as Bellingham. I suspect the former will have Madrid sniffing around him anyway, especially if it is true that Bellingham favours us.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47695 on: December 9, 2022, 12:47:27 pm »
What does that tweet say for those who dont speak foreign?

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Enzo Fernández will have reached a pre-agreement with Liverpool, advances the daily 'AS'.
The 21-year-old midfielder could join the Reds at the end of the season.
The athlete belongs to Benfica and has a termination clause of around 120 million euros.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47696 on: December 9, 2022, 12:53:04 pm »
AS are Spanish, so I don’t get why they’d know anything.

Highly doubt we’d get Enzo as well as Bellingham. I suspect the former will have Madrid sniffing around him anyway, especially if it is true that Bellingham favours us.
It isn't on their website.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47697 on: December 9, 2022, 12:57:45 pm »
So we’re signing Enzo and Jude both for fees over €100m.. Did Nike finally give us the money to make signings?
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47698 on: December 9, 2022, 12:58:59 pm »
So we’re signing Enzo and Jude both for fees over €100m.. Did Nike finally give us the money to make signings?

Its the Mbappe money
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47699 on: December 9, 2022, 01:12:39 pm »
If we sign Enzo and Jude in one Summer, you can close the transfer forum, for good.

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« Reply #47700 on: December 9, 2022, 01:16:24 pm »
If we sign Enzo and Jude in one Summer, you can close the transfer forum, for good.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47701 on: December 9, 2022, 01:18:34 pm »
This does not bear thinking about

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47702 on: December 9, 2022, 01:33:23 pm »
Enzo and Jude? Nah but imagine?  :D

If we somehow got that just need the long term Fabinho replacement and we're sorted for the next 8-10 years.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47703 on: December 9, 2022, 01:37:10 pm »
So Enzo,Jude and Amrabat for around €250m.

That Nike deal's really paying off  ;D

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47704 on: December 9, 2022, 01:37:29 pm »
Get Gakpo if Diaz is out for a while. Don't want Nunez having to leg it down the left every game and then we run an old Bobby in to the ground who'll end up getting injured as a result.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47705 on: December 9, 2022, 01:43:58 pm »
Get Gakpo if Diaz is out for a while. Don't want Nunez having to leg it down the left every game and then we run an old Bobby in to the ground who'll end up getting injured as a result.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47706 on: December 9, 2022, 01:52:15 pm »
Just when we had so much positivity on here.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47708 on: December 9, 2022, 01:59:53 pm »
We are definitely an attacker light right now.

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« Reply #47709 on: December 9, 2022, 02:40:24 pm »
The report says Diaz has experinced discomfort in his recovering knee. I think that we will wait a bit before spending big on another attacker ...

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47710 on: December 9, 2022, 02:46:59 pm »
Its still a right sider if anything we could do with. Jota, Diaz, Nunez and Carvalho are all either left sided attackers or can play there. On the right its Mo....and thats it. If Diaz is out a little longer than hoped, it still makes very little sense to go and get another left sider.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47711 on: December 9, 2022, 03:16:05 pm »
Thats a bad one, but not as bad as leaving tissue paper in any piece of clothing that has pockets (and often even in jumper sleeves, what sort of dirty fucking tramp still does that!) so we get a lovely load of free confetti every wash.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47712 on: December 9, 2022, 03:21:32 pm »
If he doesn't come its going to be genuinely heart-breaking at this point
I hope Liverpool City Council have set up receptacles throughout the city to collect all of the tears that could be generated from this.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47713 on: December 9, 2022, 03:22:29 pm »
We are definitely an attacker light right now.
Why what's happened to Diaz?

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47714 on: December 9, 2022, 03:24:10 pm »
Why what's happened to Diaz?

Don't look in the injury thread.
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« Reply #47715 on: December 9, 2022, 03:32:20 pm »
As always the club won't just sign someone because we have an injury. But if we were planning on adding an attacker in the summer, then there's very clearly a case to be made to bring it forward. Jota not back until February and Diaz being out longer than thought really isn't great.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD
« Reply #47716 on: December 9, 2022, 03:32:56 pm »
I’m wondering on permutations. Maybe we will play four in midfield, in a diamond, and Nunez and Salah up top?

Anyway, good luck to Diaz in his recovery. Hope he comes back better than ever, and it won’t be too long.

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« Reply #47717 on: December 9, 2022, 03:50:01 pm »
Its still a right sider if anything we could do with. Jota, Diaz, Nunez and Carvalho are all either left sided attackers or can play there. On the right its Mo....and thats it. If Diaz is out a little longer than hoped, it still makes very little sense to go and get another left sider.

Kudus probably makes sense in that regard. He can play in attack, but also in midfield, if required ...

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« Reply #47718 on: December 9, 2022, 03:52:33 pm »
Kudus probably makes sense in that regard. He can play in attack, but also in midfield, if required ...

Has he ever played anywhere apart from central...?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #47719 on: December 9, 2022, 03:56:33 pm »
I think it has to be a forward who favours the right hand side.

We have Nunez,Jota,Diaz,Carvalho for the left.

It is such a shame what has happened with Gordon because there is not many quality left sided forward players