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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6640 on: May 18, 2019, 08:43:34 am »
I've long thought that if you put Danny Ings on a hot wash you'd end up with Tyrion Lannister. I wonder if he swans around the place referring to himself as "The God of tits and wine."

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6641 on: May 18, 2019, 10:38:22 am »
Mancs new away kit. Mother of God. This is an abomination.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/manchester-united-19-20-away-kit.html

That article describes green but all I can see is a beige/light brown. Is this one of those gold dress things?

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6642 on: May 18, 2019, 11:08:16 am »
Mancs new away kit. Mother of God. This is an abomination.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/manchester-united-19-20-away-kit.html


What colour is that supposed to be, :puke2 it wouldn't be so bad if it was white shirt with black trim instead, so close to being a decent shirt, adidas fucked it up.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6643 on: May 18, 2019, 11:30:45 am »
Mancs new away kit. Mother of God. This is an abomination.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/manchester-united-19-20-away-kit.html


Mwahahahaha  shocking

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6644 on: May 18, 2019, 11:34:54 am »
Mancs new away kit. Mother of God. This is an abomination.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/manchester-united-19-20-away-kit.html

Fuckin hell, is it made from chamois leather?  Be useful for cleaning bird shit off your car I suppose.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6645 on: May 18, 2019, 11:36:59 am »
Fuckin hell, is it made from chamois leather?  Be useful for cleaning bird shit out of your car mouth I suppose.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6646 on: May 18, 2019, 11:40:44 am »
Adidas must be trying to get out of the Utd deal, there's no other explanation for such shockingly bad kits.

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Re: New Kits Thread
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6648 on: May 18, 2019, 04:22:57 pm »
Mancs new away kit. Mother of God. This is an abomination.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/manchester-united-19-20-away-kit.html

Looks like one of those tests for colour blindness.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6649 on: May 18, 2019, 05:59:51 pm »
Mancs new away kit. Mother of God. This is an abomination.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/manchester-united-19-20-away-kit.html

Is that.........Beige?.  :puke2

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Re: New Kits Thread
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6651 on: May 18, 2019, 06:10:13 pm »
Southampton (including away and 3rd kits)





The problem with stripes is trying to come up with something original.... But this take the piss!  :puke2  :duh

Tbf I'm liking this kit.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6652 on: May 18, 2019, 10:36:46 pm »
Mancs new away kit. Mother of God. This is an abomination.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/manchester-united-19-20-away-kit.html

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6653 on: May 18, 2019, 10:43:19 pm »
Is that United away made from Giraffe skin?  :o

Oh, and agree with above, I like the Saints one.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6654 on: May 20, 2019, 09:15:27 am »
Is that United away made from Giraffe skin?  :o

Oh, and agree with above, I like the Saints one.
Looks more like it's been dipped in puke

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6655 on: May 20, 2019, 09:56:44 am »
Bournemouth (this one’s smart IMO):


Newcastle Home (that sponsor looks great  ::) )


Newcastle Away (another 90s throwback):


Atletico Madrid (a bit dull and not helped by the sponsor):
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6656 on: May 20, 2019, 10:01:52 am »
Bournemouth & Newcastle's kits, example of great kits ruined by sponsors logo.  :puke2
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6657 on: May 20, 2019, 10:12:06 am »
That Newcastle away is fucking hideous! :o

I swear the Atletico kit is exactly the same every season!
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6658 on: May 20, 2019, 10:31:52 am »
Looking at Newcastle's away kit history, they've never worn an Orange[or whatever colour they call it]shirt until 11/12, hardly a 90s throwback, nearest i can find to that design is this one worn from 93-95, but in a completely different colour
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6659 on: May 20, 2019, 10:33:58 am »
Looking at Newcastle's away kit history, they've never worn an Orange[or whatever colour they call it]shirt until 11/12, hardly a 90s throwback, nearest i can find to that design is this one worn from 93-95, but in a completely different colour

I meant the shitty overlay design that has comeback into fashion this year rather than the colour  ;D.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6660 on: May 20, 2019, 10:35:42 am »
I meant the shitty overlay design that has comeback into fashion this year rather than the colour  ;D.

Ha that's so true, the 90s kits had a lot of awful overlay designs. :puke2
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6661 on: May 20, 2019, 10:49:46 am »
Looking at Newcastle's away kit history, they've never worn an Orange[or whatever colour they call it]shirt until 11/12, hardly a 90s throwback, nearest i can find to that design is this one worn from 93-95, but in a completely different colour


That conjures up images of Barry Venison and his resplendent mullet and a young skinhead Lee Clarke.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6662 on: May 20, 2019, 08:05:50 pm »
As nice as that Inter shirt mentioned above is, it’s kinda (massively) similar to Real’s new third kit:



Also NB have done a good job with Bilbao’s shirt:
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6663 on: May 20, 2019, 08:07:47 pm »
Bilbao away is a beauty

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Re: New Kits Thread
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6665 on: May 20, 2019, 08:29:48 pm »
Adidas terminated Spain's kit deal which lasts until 2026, but Spanish FA feel they have no reason to do so, and will continue to wear their kits.

Wth

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6666 on: May 20, 2019, 08:32:14 pm »
Nike have ruined Inter's home kit with two different types of stripes  :butt

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/04/nike-fc-barcelona-inter-milan-19-20-home-kits-leaked-in-nike-store.html

What the fuck is that??

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6667 on: May 20, 2019, 08:34:43 pm »
Barcelona and Inter kits both two good reasons to steer well clear of Nike.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6668 on: May 20, 2019, 08:36:47 pm »
That's what happens when you run out of ideas and become lazy.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6669 on: May 20, 2019, 08:43:31 pm »
Adidas terminated Spain's kit deal which lasts until 2026, but Spanish FA feel they have no reason to do so, and will continue to wear their kits.

Wth
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6670 on: May 20, 2019, 08:47:30 pm »
Adidas terminated Spain's kit deal which lasts until 2026, but Spanish FA feel they have no reason to do so, and will continue to wear their kits.

Wth

Is it not Spain who are terminating the contract early
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6671 on: May 20, 2019, 09:05:31 pm »
Is it not Spain who are terminated the contract early

You are correct, I read it incorrectly

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6672 on: May 20, 2019, 09:15:37 pm »
As much as I despise them I must admit that Real Madrid shirt is a looker. I like the Atletico and Bilbao ones too. Shout for Bournemouth home as well, but I really don't like those Newcastle ones at all - dog shit both of them.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6673 on: May 20, 2019, 11:19:13 pm »

Also NB have done a good job with Bilbao’s shirt:


And people were adamant New Balance don't do the same 'template' stuff as everyoneeeeeeee else

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6674 on: May 21, 2019, 05:41:52 am »
As nice as that Inter shirt mentioned above is, it’s kinda (massively) similar to Real’s new third kit:



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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6675 on: May 21, 2019, 05:46:33 am »
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6676 on: May 21, 2019, 04:12:03 pm »
Honestly thought Milan's kits would drop in quality after they moved to Puma. But they've had two great kits under them now.

Have they had the longest streak in history for top quality kits? I can't really remember them having a shocker!

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« Reply #6677 on: May 21, 2019, 04:18:27 pm »
Honestly thought Milan's kits would drop in quality after they moved to Puma. But they've had two great kits under them now.

Have they had the longest streak in history for top quality kits? I can't really remember them having a shocker!

2012/2013 massive white collars looked ridiculous

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #6678 on: May 21, 2019, 04:25:54 pm »
Honestly thought Milan's kits would drop in quality after they moved to Puma. But they've had two great kits under them now.

Have they had the longest streak in history for top quality kits? I can't really remember them having a shocker!

Only the socks are disappointing, something you'd see Arsenal wearing
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Re: New Kits Thread
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