Topic: Who is the best pundit? 2021 edition

[mainone]

carragher

[19th Nervous Title]

Better yet, close this poll and thread, declaring a 'winner' and starting an entirely new poll for this new generation of fuckwitted know-nothing loudmouths.

And please can we have 5 votes, as its harder leaving people out than selecting them.

[lobsterboy]

Micah Richards needs putting on the list. We're going to have to put up with him tonight aswell.

How the holy fuck did he get a role as a pundit?
He must have nudes of Jenas and Lineker.

[Perham]

Micah Richards needs putting on the list. We're going to have to put up with him tonight aswell.

Actually dont mind him that much

[bradders1011]

How the holy fuck did he get a role as a pundit?
He must have nudes of Jenas and Lineker.

Genuinely wouldn't surprise me to see that Jenas has the body of a shop mannequin. He's got all of the excitement of one.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Micah Richards needs putting on the list. We're going to have to put up with him tonight aswell.

He's a weapon

[Raid]

I'd love to get another vote. It would be for Micah Richards.

[slaphead]

Micah Richards is bloody awful. He talks in circles, wen he's finished I really can't work out what he actually said. Talking about Garcia for City, he went from saying he was ready now, to being one for the future, to saying he was the answer for City's defense, then back to being a player for the future, to being ready now. Then he asked himself the question was he the answer and he said maybe, for the future.
At least Martin Tyler would be better......his constant going on about how this might affect us next season, and he's the only person I have ever heard using the phrase they have won the war but not the battle  and make it sound like a negative

[Jshooters]

I couldn’t believe Tyler, or actually was it typical, just now when it was 4-0 to City getting extra excited when a ball came to Sterling in the area.

Fucking 4-0 up but if it’s Salah or Mane through on goal for the first of a match he’s sounding like he’s describing a midfielder shepherding the ball out of touch on the half way line

[Knight]

Carra just roasted Neville.

[tubby]

Neville was ok tonight, just cracking jokes about how drunk our players are, didn't really lay into anyone.

[kloppagetime]

Got to be Micah Richards he's awful

[slaphead]

Neville was ok tonight, just cracking jokes about how drunk our players are, didn't really lay into anyone.

Yeah he was a broken man tonight. He had nowhere to go. It was great

[TheShanklyGates]

It's Martin Tyler. It's always been Martin Tyler. It will always be Martin Tyler.

[slaphead]

It's Martin Tyler. It's always been Martin Tyler. It will always be Martin Tyler.

Still Trevor Sinclair for me. But its a bloody close race.

[Bread]

I only learned today that Martin Tyler is the same age as Jon Motson. Makes me wonder why Tyler can't just bow out and retire gracefully like Motty did.

[Hazell]

I only learned today that Martin Tyler is the same age as Jon Motson. Makes me wonder why Tyler can't just bow out and retire gracefully like Motty did.

Really? I thought Tyler was the same age as Petyr from What We Do In The Shadows.

[Lone Star Red]

Thankful Tyler wasn't on NBC Sports here in the States today but every now and then he's on one of our games. Saw some people complaining about him on Twitter today.

How he still has a job is beyond me. Just an empty sack of nothingness that man. Offers nothing.

[Kekule]

He was likening today’s result to an FA Cup semi final 20 odd years ago when Manchester United beat Arsenal. He said it gave United the momentum to go on and beat Arsenal to the Championship, that may well have been the case.  The difference then was that they were both still in a tight title race for that season which only had a handful of games left. United won by 1 point.

Tyler seemed to be implying that, despite a 20 point gap and us having already won the league with several games remaining, we’ve somehow handed the initiative back to them in a season that has yet to start, and indeed has no start date. Weird.

[Ghost Town]

Tyler is shit because he's shit, not because of his age.

[WEST HAM PAUL]

It was pointed out today on TV here in Australia that when Arsenal confirmed the league in 1998 very next game they lost 4-0 to Man Utd

Till 2006 Arsenal has a great team they didn’t suddenly go shit and it was at the beginning of Wenger’s era ( the good part )

[Statto Red]

I remember us beating Arsenal 4-0 after they had won the title in 97/98[Arsenal clinched the title beating Everton 4-0 even Tony Adams was on the scoresheet that say ] Owen missed a penalty too. i think we gave Arsenal the guard of honour that night, Arsenal had a total of 78 points that season too.

[Nitramdorf]

I only learned today that Martin Tyler is the same age as Jon Motson. Makes me wonder why Tyler can't just bow out and retire gracefully like Motty did.

I was watching an old Big Match show during lockdown. It was from 76/77, it was that long ago, Ray Wilkins had hair and I'm sure it was Tyler commentating. Had no idea either he was that old.

[slaphead]

Sounds like Ray Parlour is back on the drink again, he gave his combined Liverpool/City team and didn't put Salah in it, but he has Kompany in it.

[sinnermichael]

Gabby Agbonlahor on Five Live. Deary me. Thick as anything.

[So… Howard Philips]

I was watching an old Big Match show during lockdown. It was from 76/77, it was that long ago, Ray Wilkins had hair and I'm sure it was Tyler commentating. Had no idea either he was that old.

And I bet he hasn't improved with age.

[IgorBobbins]

Gabby Agbonlahor on Five Live. Deary me. Thick as anything.

Seriously?! He’s a pundit now? He came across as one of the thickest footballers in existence (in a very crowded field), so why anyone would choose him to dribble his opinions on anything is beyond me. There seems to be no qualifying criteria to be a pundit these days, apart from having played the game.

[El Lobo]

Carragher can go fuck himself. Fucking dirty spitting patsy rat.

[afc tukrish]

Carragher can go fuck himself. Fucking dirty spitting patsy rat.

It would appear as though Mr. Carragher made comment with which you chose to differ...

[Tonyh8su]

Carragher can go fuck himself. Fucking dirty spitting patsy rat.

What's he said now?

[Stockholm Syndrome]

What's he said now?

Salah has a reputation of going down easy, and both of his pens were "going down way too easy"

Also City are technically a better team than us, our advantage is the crowd.

[Something Worse]

It would appear as though Mr. Carragher made comment with which you chose to differ...

He said the US Office was better and didn't understand the hype about Curb.

[El Lobo]

What's he said now?

Mo got hacked in the first half. Should have been a pen. Nothing. Tyler said ‘he’s got a reputation, went down too easily’ and Carragher agreed.

Mo got dragged down in the second half. Should have been a pen. Same story.

[Tonyh8su]

Salah has a reputation of going down easy, and both of his pens were "going down way too easy"

Also City are technically a better team than us, our advantage is the crowd.

From what I remember, Tyler said the line about Salah's "reputation". But I did hear Carragher saying City were a technically better team and would get along better with no crowds.

[Stockholm Syndrome]

From what I remember, Tyler said the line about Salah's "reputation". But I did hear Carragher saying City were a technically better team and would get along better with no crowds.

Well Tyler said that but every time Salah went down Carragher was saying he went down to easy. He didnt say it but he sure as he'll agreed with Tyler.

Please correct me if I am disparaging him, but wasnt Carragher vocally against foreign players during the end of Rafa's reign, and a big pusher for Roy Hodgson?

[mickeydocs]

From what I remember, Tyler said the line about Salah's "reputation". But I did hear Carragher saying City were a technically better team and would get along better with no crowds.

can we add Carra to the poll?

[Legs]

Salah does go down easily but does it matter if you are fouled I wouldn’t mind what the pundits say if they said the same about Sterling, James, Kane and Vardy.

Now the four I mentioned are all British Mmmmmm defo must be a coincidence!

There is quite a lot of shall we say dubious pens being given yet we don’t seem to be getting them which is odd when we have the lions share of the ball in other teams half.

[Lee1-6Liv]

At least Neville has a reason to hate us, wtf have we done to Carragher and Murphy?

[El Lobo]

At least Neville has a reason to hate us, wtf have we done to Carragher and Murphy?

We’ve done this. All of this.

Bitterness at an astounding level.

[Dazzer23]

I thought Emile Heskey come across very well, don't know why we don't see more of him instead of that bloody idiot Micah Richards every time we switch on our Telly.