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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« on: April 1, 2024, 12:00:51 am »
Happy Birthday Mate. Hope you have a good one  :D

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #1 on: April 1, 2024, 12:07:19 am »
🥳 Happy Birthday, John! 🥳

All the best! 🍻🎂🍻
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #2 on: April 1, 2024, 12:36:53 am »
Happy date of entry John.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #3 on: April 1, 2024, 12:38:22 am »
Happy Birthday John. Have a great day
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #4 on: April 1, 2024, 12:44:56 am »
Happy Birthday! Have a good one. Hope you enjoyed the game today.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #5 on: April 1, 2024, 12:45:13 am »
Happy Birthday Mate. Hope you have a good one  :D

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Commemorated properly by Capon, Happy Birthday, John... :D
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #6 on: April 1, 2024, 01:16:17 am »
A day older, a day wiser, or something in those lines.

Cheers 

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #7 on: April 1, 2024, 08:23:06 am »
Happy Birthday John!  :D

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #8 on: April 1, 2024, 08:57:34 am »
Ah thanks again Capon mate, you're a star. And thanks to all you good folks  :wave

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #9 on: April 1, 2024, 09:16:57 am »
Happy Birthday John, have a great day. 😄
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #10 on: April 1, 2024, 10:24:55 am »
Happy birthday John hope it's a belter mate 🥳🍻🎊

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #11 on: April 1, 2024, 10:25:55 am »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #13 on: April 1, 2024, 11:56:20 am »
Happy Birthday lid .
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #14 on: April 1, 2024, 12:12:13 pm »
Wasn't sure if this was genuine or some weird Capon April fool thing.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #15 on: April 1, 2024, 12:35:21 pm »
Wasn't sure if this was genuine or some weird Capon April fool thing.
I can confirm John is indeed genuine.  ;)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #16 on: April 1, 2024, 02:03:09 pm »
Happy Birthday John C!

I haven't forgotten, I still owe you a pint.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #17 on: April 1, 2024, 03:10:45 pm »
Happy birthday John, have a good one 🎉
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #18 on: April 1, 2024, 03:27:53 pm »
Happy Birthday John  :wave
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #19 on: April 1, 2024, 03:29:44 pm »
Top of the league on yer birfdy.

How often has that happened?

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #20 on: April 1, 2024, 03:35:22 pm »
Happy Birthday 🎈 John.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #21 on: April 1, 2024, 04:09:50 pm »
Happy Birthday John.  :)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #22 on: April 1, 2024, 04:34:38 pm »
Happy birthday :wave
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #23 on: April 1, 2024, 04:50:24 pm »
happy birthday

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #24 on: April 1, 2024, 07:46:25 pm »
Happy birthday John  :)

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #25 on: April 1, 2024, 08:51:00 pm »
Thank you all again everyone, you're all kind folk  :wave   :-*

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #26 on: April 1, 2024, 08:59:25 pm »
Thank you all again everyone, you're all kind folk  :wave   :-*
All the best John.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #27 on: April 1, 2024, 09:16:24 pm »
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #28 on: April 1, 2024, 10:27:43 pm »
Many Happy Returns John.   :)

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #29 on: April 1, 2024, 10:35:06 pm »
Happy Birthday John mate
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #30 on: April 1, 2024, 10:59:32 pm »
Made it with an hour to spare

Happy Birthday John  :wave
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #31 on: April 1, 2024, 11:01:26 pm »
Happy birthday! Unless this is an April Fools Joke, in which case happy unbirthday.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #32 on: April 1, 2024, 11:22:57 pm »
Happy birthday! Unless this is an April Fools Joke, in which case happy unbirthday.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #33 on: April 1, 2024, 11:34:10 pm »
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #34 on: April 1, 2024, 11:37:29 pm »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #35 on: April 2, 2024, 10:23:17 pm »
Belated birthday wishes, John 🥳
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #36 on: April 4, 2024, 01:37:06 am »
Happy birthday John!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN C.
« Reply #37 on: April 4, 2024, 01:31:12 pm »
Happy birthday John!

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