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Christmas Name Changes - can revert whenever you request...
« on: December 1, 2017, 04:07:36 pm »
Now, I am a self-confessed cynical and miserable twat when it comes to the yuletide Silly Season BUT........

.........some of you lot fuckin love it. You sad bastards ;D

Post in here if you want a daft (and posibly slightly insulting) xmas-themed username.

I'll start by fucking my own name up to get into the spirit of things, even if begrudgingly.......

It'll be the usual race between the mods to Christmasise you up :wave

(Claire - do we get the silly xmas smilies back yet??)
« Last Edit: December 29, 2017, 12:32:43 pm by Forever Christmas Radio – Christmas Music Mix 24/7 »
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #1 on: December 1, 2017, 04:13:51 pm »
Quote from: 24/Snowven on December  1, 2017, 04:07:36 pm
Now, I am a self-confessed cynical and miserable twat
Fixed :wave
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #2 on: December 1, 2017, 04:17:22 pm »
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #3 on: December 1, 2017, 04:24:31 pm »
You know the drill
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #4 on: December 1, 2017, 04:25:49 pm »
:wave
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #5 on: December 1, 2017, 04:35:38 pm »
Lets see what you can come up with!
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #6 on: December 1, 2017, 04:50:03 pm »
Come on then, do me, do me good.     :lickin
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #7 on: December 1, 2017, 04:55:15 pm »
Quote from: Black and White Paul Boy Child on December  1, 2017, 04:50:03 pm
Come on then, do me, do me good.     :lickin

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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #8 on: December 1, 2017, 05:01:32 pm »
A'hhhh fabulous.

I just need to win the Gävle Goat bet now to make the bestest Chrimbo since the day I was born.    8)
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #9 on: December 1, 2017, 05:24:11 pm »
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #10 on: December 1, 2017, 05:25:25 pm »
Quote from: Merry Christmasms1986 on December  1, 2017, 05:24:11 pm
;D
I even googled what TV shows were on Xmas Day 1986 - fuckinell - how did we ever survive - the Muppet Babies? Even Dallas was still going!!!! :o
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #11 on: December 1, 2017, 05:32:14 pm »
Crimbo_Tank?
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #12 on: December 1, 2017, 05:34:17 pm »
Quote from: Crimson_Tank on December  1, 2017, 05:32:14 pm
Crimbo_Tank?
Been there done that........hang on a sec.
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #13 on: December 1, 2017, 05:37:30 pm »
ooo I'll have a go
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #14 on: December 1, 2017, 05:38:03 pm »
Go on then... ;)
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #15 on: December 1, 2017, 05:38:33 pm »
Quote from: 24/Snowven on December  1, 2017, 05:34:17 pm
Been there done that........hang on a sec.

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Quote from: SP on February  4, 2020, 10:57:08 am
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #16 on: December 1, 2017, 06:02:25 pm »
Haha excellent
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #17 on: December 1, 2017, 06:44:50 pm »
Anyone that gets a stupid name that takes part in the prediction comps please post their usual username along with their predictions.

Ta.
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #18 on: December 1, 2017, 07:15:19 pm »
Go on then
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #19 on: December 1, 2017, 07:35:10 pm »
Too soon.
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #20 on: December 1, 2017, 07:43:25 pm »
It's the first of December.  ;D
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #21 on: December 1, 2017, 07:43:44 pm »
Quote from: jillc on December  1, 2017, 07:43:25 pm
It's the first of December.  ;D

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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #22 on: December 1, 2017, 07:45:21 pm »
Bah humbug.  8)
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #23 on: December 1, 2017, 07:50:36 pm »
Exactly. Shame on anyone who hasn't opened their advent calendar.
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #24 on: December 1, 2017, 07:51:21 pm »
My username is sacred. I don’t like it being changed.
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #25 on: December 1, 2017, 08:58:50 pm »
Quote from: another friggin christmas with turkish delight on the table! on December  1, 2017, 05:38:03 pm
Go on then... ;)
  Oh my gorgeous Turkish Delight.  To have you on my table.  To anoint your magnificent body with fragrant oils until it gleamed in the lamplight like the brazen statute of a living god.  To envelop you in a hot throbbing maelstrom of unimaginable sexual delights.  Alas.  Tis  but a wild dream  ... for now. 
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #26 on: December 1, 2017, 09:03:57 pm »
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #27 on: December 1, 2017, 09:04:00 pm »
Quote from: Maggie May Eat Turkish For Xmas on December  1, 2017, 08:58:50 pm
  Oh my gorgeous Turkish Delight.  To have you on my table.  To anoint your magnificent body with fragrant oils until it gleamed in the lamplight like the brazen statute of a living god.  To envelop you in a hot throbbing maelstrom of unimaginable sexual delights.  Alas.  Tis  but a wild dream  ... for now.

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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #28 on: December 2, 2017, 12:10:14 am »
Hmmm
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!" (username change dare thread)
« Reply #29 on: December 2, 2017, 12:30:55 am »
Quote from: Maggie May Eat Turkish For Xmas on December  1, 2017, 08:58:50 pm
  Oh my gorgeous Turkish Delight.  To have you on my table.  To anoint your magnificent body with fragrant oils until it gleamed in the lamplight like the brazen statute of a living god.  To envelop you in a hot throbbing maelstrom of unimaginable sexual delights.  Alas.  Tis  but a wild dream  ... for now. 

 ;)

Sleigh bells ring, Mags...
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #30 on: December 2, 2017, 08:35:53 am »
Nice.
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #31 on: December 2, 2017, 10:05:30 am »
figgy pudding please
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #32 on: December 2, 2017, 10:10:14 am »
Quote from: flashman on December  2, 2017, 10:05:30 am
figgy pudding please

You don't get to choose ;)
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #33 on: December 2, 2017, 11:11:38 am »
Aye, exactly.

Shoulda been "No figgy pudding for me"    :-*
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #34 on: December 2, 2017, 11:33:01 am »
Wasn’t talking about the name, just fancied some pudding.  :P
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #35 on: December 2, 2017, 11:35:33 am »
Quote from: flashy figgy pudding man on December  2, 2017, 11:33:01 am
Wasn’t talking about the name, just fancied some pudding.  :P
ANYONE posting in here is getting a themed name whether they ask/want or not ;D
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #36 on: December 2, 2017, 12:07:11 pm »
Quote from: 24/Snowven on December  2, 2017, 11:35:33 am
ANYONE posting in here is getting a themed name whether they ask/want or not ;D

I keep reading your new Christmassy name as Snowden.
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #37 on: December 2, 2017, 12:18:48 pm »
Can I get my traditional festive name 'bryanhohohod'
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #38 on: December 2, 2017, 02:29:45 pm »
Quote from: buyanoddgift or three on December  2, 2017, 12:18:48 pm
Can I get my traditional festive name 'bryanhohohod'
No :wave
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Re: "Iiiiiiit's [almost] Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaas!"
« Reply #39 on: December 2, 2017, 05:44:36 pm »
Give me something from left field. Just so I feel like I have an alter-ego for the next month.
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