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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #160 on: July 26, 2021, 02:01:36 pm »
My postie was tellin me this morning his mate works on the BMDs site and they found baby sharks in the bit they were clearing. Slowed things down for a bit
I don't know if that's a joke or not because its you :D
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #161 on: July 26, 2021, 02:03:48 pm »
I don't know if that's a joke or not because its you :D
Dont know how to take that to be honest

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #162 on: July 26, 2021, 02:04:17 pm »
Dont know how to take that to be honest
I'm so used to sausages
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #163 on: July 26, 2021, 02:06:37 pm »
I'm so used to sausages
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #164 on: July 26, 2021, 02:13:45 pm »
They found baby sausages in BMD?

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #165 on: July 26, 2021, 02:28:53 pm »
My postie was tellin me this morning his mate works on the BMDs site and they found baby sharks in the bit they were clearing. Slowed things down for a bit

Bollocks.
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Expect us to believe that 😉
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #166 on: July 26, 2021, 02:30:12 pm »
Bollocks.
“Works on the site…”
Expect us to believe that 😉

Must be in charge of the blue traffic cones.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #167 on: July 26, 2021, 02:42:10 pm »
There's a Man City thread on GOT - those that are being critical of City are being accused of being Liverpool fans.

Very happy to be subservient to the moral vacuum of Man City while accusing Liverpool of being the Devil's Club at the slightest sign of rectitudinal imperfection.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #168 on: July 26, 2021, 02:46:23 pm »
Two years left.
Not that I think he's good enough for the Reds, but imagine the fewm if he ran his contract down then signed for us on a Bosman.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #169 on: July 26, 2021, 02:58:59 pm »
There's a Man City thread on GOT - those that are being critical of City are being accused of being Liverpool fans.

Very happy to be subservient to the moral vacuum of Man City while accusing Liverpool of being the Devil's Club at the slightest sign of rectitudinal imperfection.

their attutude to Man City says it all about them as fans. Everton are one of the clubs who City overtook due to their lottery win. Yet they are fine about that, because it means Liverpool suffer.

 

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #170 on: July 26, 2021, 03:36:05 pm »
Rafa has already won them a trophy. 🏆

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #171 on: July 26, 2021, 04:11:43 pm »
Where's the baby shark money, Bill?

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #172 on: July 26, 2021, 05:09:14 pm »
Where's the baby shark money, Bill?
They're probably dogfish.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #173 on: July 26, 2021, 05:21:16 pm »
They are all getting giddy because the digger at BMD has an Everton badge on it - and blue cones in evidence as well
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #174 on: July 26, 2021, 05:25:34 pm »
Bookmarked for LOLs (and the inevitable thread title change).

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #175 on: July 26, 2021, 06:44:57 pm »
"We're gonna need a bigger traffic cone".

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #176 on: July 26, 2021, 08:16:15 pm »
Well done lads, finally something to put in the cabinet to replace that fucking clock.


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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #177 on: July 26, 2021, 08:27:20 pm »
We all dream of winning the big Florida Cup mug..

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #178 on: July 26, 2021, 08:29:01 pm »
Apparently they're going to install a webcam so you can see the lack of progress

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #179 on: July 26, 2021, 08:30:21 pm »
When's the parade?

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #180 on: July 26, 2021, 08:39:29 pm »
Did anything actually happen today, the big start of the new stadium day?
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #181 on: July 26, 2021, 08:46:09 pm »
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #182 on: July 26, 2021, 08:48:48 pm »
Well done lads, finally something to put in the cabinet to replace that fucking clock.


Yes, well done to them for winning Ole Big Ear  ;D
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #183 on: July 26, 2021, 11:38:30 pm »
They are mad about the stadium… totally mad..

They actually think reds are jealous … and not one single person is jealous.  Why would we be?  We are in our home, a home that will be atleast 10000 bigger than their new stadium.

So why do we care?

1., it’s funny seeing it fail year after year and plan after plan collapses.

2. If it goes well? Greta news. Good for the city.  But the reds have by far the better stadium still.


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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #184 on: July 26, 2021, 11:46:27 pm »
They are mad about the stadium… totally mad..

They actually think reds are jealous … and not one single person is jealous.  Why would we be?  We are in our home, a home that will be atleast 10000 bigger than their new stadium.

So why do we care?

1., it’s funny seeing it fail year after year and plan after plan collapses.

2. If it goes well? Greta news. Good for the city.  But the reds have by far the better stadium still.

We didn't build our home though. Everton did. In much the same way as Trigger had the same broom for 20 years.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #185 on: July 27, 2021, 12:34:29 am »
What about The Best Team Named Everton Trophy mate? ;)

I remember watching a vid where a United fan did the stadium tours of both clubs, probably around 2017. Turns out Everton didn't have a trophy room anymore, it had been turned into some kind of (bland looking) corporate suite.

I've actually been in the Trophy room and the boardroom back in 2009. The trophy room was bizarre, full of daft trophies that you've never heard of. The boardroom (as it was) felt like it had room for about 6 people (12 if they wanted to be uncomfortable) and appeared to have been decorated when Harry Catterick was manager. The whole thing did have an antiquated quaintness and a nod to history that I quite liked but it must be bizarre when you've played for someone like Real Madrid and you go there which feels closer to Marine than the Bernabau.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #186 on: July 27, 2021, 12:37:02 am »
Why've they listed a replica Jules Rimet trophy...??? :lmao :lmao

Because the team that England beat in the Semis and the 3 times winners Brazil both played at Goodison in 1966 (and, to be fair, Ray Wilson and Alan Ball won it)
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #187 on: July 27, 2021, 12:41:21 am »
My postie was tellin me this morning his mate works on the BMDs site and they found baby sharks in the bit they were clearing. Slowed things down for a bit


Dramatic first home game as Bill Kenright is carried away into the Mersey

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #188 on: July 27, 2021, 12:47:46 am »
They are mad about the stadium… totally mad..

They actually think reds are jealous … and not one single person is jealous.  Why would we be?  We are in our home, a home that will be atleast 10000 bigger than their new stadium.

So why do we care?

1., it’s funny seeing it fail year after year and plan after plan collapses.

2. If it goes well? Greta news. Good for the city.  But the reds have by far the better stadium still.

Sunderland have a great stadium, Fleetwood, Morecombe, Accrington and Burton Albion fans are all jealous when they visit
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #189 on: July 27, 2021, 02:29:20 am »
They are mad about the stadium… totally mad..

They actually think reds are jealous … and not one single person is jealous.  Why would we be?  We are in our home, a home that will be atleast 10000 bigger than their new stadium.

So why do we care?

1., it’s funny seeing it fail year after year and plan after plan collapses.

2. If it goes well? Greta news. Good for the city.  But the reds have by far the better stadium still.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #190 on: July 27, 2021, 02:49:59 am »
I've actually been in the Trophy room and the boardroom back in 2009. The trophy room was bizarre, full of daft trophies that you've never heard of. The boardroom (as it was) felt like it had room for about 6 people (12 if they wanted to be uncomfortable) and appeared to have been decorated when Harry Catterick was manager. The whole thing did have an antiquated quaintness and a nod to history that I quite liked but it must be bizarre when you've played for someone like Real Madrid and you go there which feels closer to Marine than the Bernabau.

There's a surprisingly thoughtful post on GOT about the difference between our two clubs from that era on. Catterick (whom I was actually ignorant of) was a control freak who didn't trust others with his plans, and Everton drifted after him with the exception of a period under Kendall, who somehow managed to learn something despite Catterick. Shankly, in contrast, delegated to a team of trainee apprentice managers, and there was a smooth transition to successors. And that was why we won so much for so long.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #191 on: July 27, 2021, 06:07:37 am »
Greta would be proud of their teeny, tiny carbon footprint though. What with their super-efficient new boiler and well known determination never to play in Europe.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #192 on: July 27, 2021, 07:06:50 am »
Imagine Ham-EZZZZZZ doing the Rafa preseason. That 'hill of death' he had here.

That should be the webcam.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #193 on: July 27, 2021, 10:21:21 am »

Dramatic first home game as Bill Kenright is carried away into the Mersey


Greta would be proud of their teeny, tiny carbon footprint though. What with their super-efficient new boiler and well known determination never to play in Europe.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #194 on: July 27, 2021, 10:58:06 am »
New stadium update

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2198905

I mean, they still need to raise £500m from somehwere, but they appear to be starting something.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #195 on: July 27, 2021, 10:59:57 am »
Bit weird to name the stadium after Colin Chong but that's the Ev for you I guess...

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« Reply #196 on: July 27, 2021, 11:13:42 am »
New stadium update

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2198905

I mean, they still need to raise £500m from somehwere, but they appear to be starting something.

They're probably anxious to be seen doing something as we plough ahead with redeveloping another stand. Trying to keep up with us is going to destroy them.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #197 on: July 27, 2021, 12:07:28 pm »
They’ll still be at Goodison or building on the wasteland on the east Lancs at croxteth near the cinema in 10 years.

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« Reply #198 on: July 27, 2021, 12:22:54 pm »
They’ll still be at Goodison or building moving blue traffic cones around on the wasteland on the east Lancs at croxteth near the cinema in 10 years.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #199 on: July 27, 2021, 01:09:16 pm »
There's a surprisingly thoughtful post on GOT about the difference between our two clubs from that era on. Catterick (whom I was actually ignorant of) was a control freak who didn't trust others with his plans, and Everton drifted after him with the exception of a period under Kendall, who somehow managed to learn something despite Catterick. Shankly, in contrast, delegated to a team of trainee apprentice managers, and there was a smooth transition to successors. And that was why we won so much for so long.

Catterick was an aloof, miserable sod whilst Shankly was warm and charismatic. As well as forward thinking. Honours were roughly equal in the 60s but whilst we signed the likes of Keegan and Clemence they sold their best player in Alan Ball in 1970? - pretty much the start of their terminal decline, interrupted by Kendall's, albeit brief, spell of excellenc.

But Catterick had played for Everton so he fitted like a glove.