Author Topic: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs (Read 316713 times)

Andy @ Allerton! · « **on:** April 14, 2016, 02:05:31 pm »

Coming this Saturday. For once, the whole Nation and most of Europe will cheer and dance in the street after a Manchester United win!

Bring your bunting and flags, a day out for the whole family!

"Eeee. Just think, lad. In about 70 years from now, Villa will finally get relegated! Let's get the Ginger beer out!"

jimbo1962 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2016, 02:17:32 pm »

Fuck it !
The Villa : Pool match at Villa Pk was the only Liverpool match I was guaranteed to get to.

BoRed · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2016, 02:27:31 pm »

Quote from: Andy @ Allerton on April 14, 2016, 02:05:31 pm

Coming this Saturday. For once, the whole Nation and most of Europe will cheer and dance in the street after a Manchester United win!

They'll probably be relegated before they kick off, but if they're not, I, for one, will be hoping they survive another week.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2016, 02:31:04 pm »

Hopefully Norwich win and consign them to the Championship and then they batter the Mancs 5-0.

Old No7 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2016, 02:36:24 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on April 14, 2016, 02:31:04 pm

Hopefully Norwich win and consign them to the Championship and then they batter the Mancs 5-0.

Now that we can all get behind

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #5 on:** April 14, 2016, 02:48:27 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on April 14, 2016, 02:31:04 pm

Hopefully Norwich win and consign them to the Championship and then they batter the Mancs 5-0.

I could do that

kaz1983 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 14, 2016, 02:55:33 pm »

only6times · « **Reply #7 on:** April 14, 2016, 02:57:00 pm »

Fuck off you boring voiced c*nts and sing "sign on" to your hearts content.

Lone Star Red · « **Reply #8 on:** April 14, 2016, 03:03:18 pm »

Aston Villa FC ‏@AVFCOfficial 1h1 hour ago
Team news: Gabby Agbonlahor out for two weeks as he undergoes a personal fitness programme. #AVFC

Greyfox · « **Reply #9 on:** April 14, 2016, 03:40:04 pm »

Quote from: only5times on April 14, 2016, 02:57:00 pm

Fuck off you boring voiced c*nts and sing "sign on" to your hearts content.

This is a little ironic, since they are making redundancies at Aston Villa FC

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #10 on:** April 14, 2016, 03:47:32 pm »

These top lads are ready for the party.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #11 on:** April 14, 2016, 03:53:39 pm »

This needs to be updates so the newspaper is about getting relegated.

bird_lfc · « **Reply #12 on:** April 14, 2016, 03:54:49 pm »

I'd actually rather see them go on a winning run - pulling off a near great escape needing a win on the last day of the season to stay up. 2-1 up with minutes left before they concede a late own goal, condemming them to the Championship.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #13 on:** April 14, 2016, 03:56:19 pm »

Quote from: Tomaldinho on April 14, 2016, 03:47:32 pm

These top lads are ready for the party.

Hope they enjoy their train trips to Rotherham, Bristol and Burton next season. c*nts.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:06:42 pm »

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #15 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:08:54 pm »

It must be our most successful away ground in the last 10 or even 20 years though. For that alone it's a shame. Still hilarious though.

Walshy nMe® · « **Reply #16 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:11:34 pm »

Fuck em.

kavah · « **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:24:48 pm »

Prince William, David fucking Cameron, Benny from crossroads, Nigel Kennedy, Duran Duran, the Cadburys - prince William are you watching? ...

kesey · « **Reply #18 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:32:40 pm »

Quote from: kavah on April 14, 2016, 04:24:48 pm

Prince William, David fucking Cameron, Benny from crossroads, Nigel Kennedy, Duran Duran, the Cadburys - prince William are you watching? ...

I was going to ask why all the anomosity towards Viila so thianks for the above.

Anyway. It's a shame a ground like Villa Park will no longer see top flight football. Most probably my favourite away ground .

Wigwamdelbert · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:41:31 pm »

Quote from: kavah on April 14, 2016, 04:24:48 pm

Prince William, David fucking Cameron, Benny from crossroads, Nigel Kennedy, Duran Duran, the Cadburys - prince William are you watching? ...

...Stan Collymore...

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:41:53 pm »

Might be possibly even funnier if United can't relegate the worst team the league has seen in a generation

Wigwamdelbert · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2016, 04:46:02 pm »

Quote from: KerryKop: A True & Willing Believer! on April 14, 2016, 04:41:53 pm

Might be possibly even funnier if United can't relegate the worst team the league has seen in a generation

With you there, I'd happily see Villa win this week and relegated next

Titi Camara · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2016, 05:02:32 pm »

Quote from: kavah on April 14, 2016, 04:24:48 pm

David fucking Cameron

Are you sure? I'm not sure he's even sure

Look at the daft fucking coupon on it! Unbelievable someone should give him the reins to a donkey let alone a whole fucking country!

paulrazor · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2016, 05:13:12 pm »

i cant say they will be missed

they have been circling the drain of relegation for years

how many games have they won this year? 2? 3 maybe?

pathetic, they have been rubbish for years yet always seem to cause us bother at anfield

they are a shite team. no one worth even looking at in terms of buying

day day

close the door on the way out

child-in-time · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2016, 05:16:17 pm »

Sorry to disappoint you but United wont win. Unfortunately so though as I want Villa to go down asap..

Red Beret · « **Reply #25 on:** April 14, 2016, 05:29:37 pm »

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #26 on:** April 14, 2016, 06:20:57 pm »

Lets just say I'm going to be a tiny bit happy when these finally flush.

rushyman · « **Reply #27 on:** April 14, 2016, 06:21:02 pm »

Quote from: Tomaldinho on April 14, 2016, 03:47:32 pm

These top lads are ready for the party

haha Cheers lads. Ill have that drink afterall I think

lobsterboy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 14, 2016, 07:00:58 pm »

Quote from: Wigwampaddy on April 14, 2016, 04:41:31 pm

...Stan Collymore...

he will soon get over it after a happy meal and a spot of dogging at cannock chase

ThePeetmix · « **Reply #29 on:** April 14, 2016, 07:12:33 pm »

No matter how badly Utd play, they can't be any worse than this Villa side. They are just tragically bad.

kcbworth · « **Reply #30 on:** April 15, 2016, 04:57:49 am »

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #31 on:** April 15, 2016, 09:31:02 am »

Time to rehearse the Glory Glory song?

Statto Red · « **Reply #32 on:** April 15, 2016, 09:33:10 am »

Norwich is the early kickoff tomorrow, so Villa could have relegation confirmed before they kick a ball at Man Utd

thisyearisouryear · « **Reply #33 on:** April 15, 2016, 11:09:19 am »

Quote from: KerryKop: A True & Willing Believer! on April 14, 2016, 04:41:53 pm

Might be possibly even funnier if United can't relegate the worst team the league has seen in a generation

Yes. Villa relegation can wait for a week

United dropping points to them would be funnier for sure.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #34 on:** April 15, 2016, 11:25:08 am »

Statto Red · « **Reply #35 on:** April 15, 2016, 11:29:32 am »

The Aston Villa relegation party sponsored by Steven Gerrard.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #36 on:** April 16, 2016, 10:38:42 am »

7 years ago, Burton Albion were playing in the Conference. Next year they'll be playing Aston Villa in the Championship

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 16, 2016, 10:40:49 am »

Today could well be the day girls and boys!

Tommy_W · « **Reply #38 on:** April 16, 2016, 10:41:33 am »

Well, I for one will miss my trips to Villa Park. Always thought it was one of the best away grounds to visit.

I think it's pretty sad to lose a club with such a rich history from the league - I really don't think we'll be seeing them again any time soon either.

The North Bank · « **Reply #39 on:** April 16, 2016, 10:43:47 am »

Last week was player of the year dinner at Aston Villa, they cancelled it.