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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2009, 09:36:01 am »
Women who somehow seem surprised at the check out when asked to pay for the shopping, you are supposed to like shopping, you should know how it's done by now, don't fucking wait until you're asked for the money and then start hoking abbout in the converted tent you are carting around as a handbag muttering about how you know your purse is in there somewhere. Get it fucking ready in advance. Oh and fuck off with your 23 different 2p off coupons you fucking minge.


Thats it.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2009, 11:18:18 am »
The following kinds of drivers

Drivers that don't indicate

Drivers waiting at roundabouts waiting for everyone else to move (but they are also waiting for everyone else to move).

Drivers that drive erratically because they feel it necessary to turn and talk to the person next to them or behind them.  Can you not hold a conversation whilst watching the road?  They're like people who move their lips when reading.

C.nts that take up family spots in car parks when they have a 15 year old in the car

Drivers that don't acknowledge you when you allow them out of a junction etc. and, conversely, drivers who don't allow other drivers out even if the traffic is crawling at 2 miles per hour.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2009, 11:19:01 am »
Greedy bastards!!
like one day u will find out im not female :)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2009, 11:20:51 am »

Or people who don't hold the door open for you even though your only a few steps behind them.

Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2009, 11:24:04 am »
Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2009, 11:28:20 am »
Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

Haha, so true!!


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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2009, 11:36:40 am »
I just lined up for 15 minutes - yes, FIFTEEN minutes - to buy teabags and milk in Tesco. Chronically understaffed and everyone behind the till seems to think it's their job to ask inane questions of every customer while dropping items on the floor, fumbling with the scanner and generally WASTING MY TIME!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2009, 11:37:24 am »
As Alan Partridge would say, I just hate the general public.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #88 on: March 10, 2009, 11:50:17 am »
People standing just that little bit to close to you when their talking to you..

Girls walking about the streets in pyjamas and daft slippers during the day....get dressed you lazy bloody tramps
Indeed...

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2009, 12:23:40 pm »
Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.
;D sometimes I let them wait, I can't be arsed to run
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #90 on: March 10, 2009, 12:25:30 pm »
Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.
haha! too true, too true

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #91 on: March 10, 2009, 12:27:10 pm »
Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

You should start to walk really slowly to see how long they'll hold it for
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #92 on: March 10, 2009, 12:45:57 pm »
You should start to walk really slowly to see how long they'll hold it for


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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #93 on: March 10, 2009, 12:47:56 pm »
The following kinds of drivers

Drivers that don't indicate

Drivers waiting at roundabouts waiting for everyone else to move (but they are also waiting for everyone else to move).

Drivers that drive erratically because they feel it necessary to turn and talk to the person next to them or behind them.  Can you not hold a conversation whilst watching the road?  They're like people who move their lips when reading.

C.nts that take up family spots in car parks when they have a 15 year old in the car

Drivers that don't acknowledge you when you allow them out of a junction etc. and, conversely, drivers who don't allow other drivers out even if the traffic is crawling at 2 miles per hour.


So you hate BMW drivers?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #94 on: March 10, 2009, 12:51:00 pm »
So you hate BMW drivers?

 :lmao

true true.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #95 on: March 10, 2009, 01:41:06 pm »
So you hate BMW drivers?

Funny thing is.  I drive one!!   ;)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #96 on: March 10, 2009, 01:43:11 pm »
Funny thing is.  I drive one!!   ;)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2009, 01:44:35 pm »
If something pisses you off then surely the small thing then becomes a big thing.

Think about it.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #98 on: March 10, 2009, 01:47:28 pm »
packets of ketchup that wont open

atm machines out of order

computers not working for no reason

venus and serena williams

people who demonstrate and strike

Gay WKD Drink tv adverts aimed at men

Fat ignorant hardmen bouncers

Loud people

Mouses not working properly

Radios that dont tune in anything

Footballers complaining of tiredness

Trying to get into America

"Exclusive" golf clubs

Earphones getting tangled no matter what

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #99 on: March 10, 2009, 01:54:05 pm »
Trying to cut my right handed nails using my left hand. Its such an effort and I either cut them too short or they end up looking like I've been chewing on them all day
My mate is Sarah Harding's cousin from girls aloud, he looks a fair but like her which is a bit weird when i'm cracking one off over MTV like

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #100 on: March 10, 2009, 01:56:25 pm »
If something pisses you off then surely the small thing then becomes a big thing.

Think about it.

Nah, they annoy you, you move on.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #101 on: March 10, 2009, 02:04:03 pm »
If something pisses you off then surely the small thing then becomes a big thing.

Think about it.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #102 on: March 11, 2009, 06:52:27 pm »
half of them have genetic disorders though...

If a genetic disorder is choosing an x-box 360 over of a pair of running shoes, or choosing a big mac with fries over a salad...then YES they do have genetic disorders.
Don't make excuses for these people. If you burn more calories than you consume then you loose weight...simple as!
Fat bastards! :no

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #103 on: March 11, 2009, 06:55:45 pm »
If a genetic disorder is choosing an x-box 360 over of a pair of running shoes, or choosing a big mac with fries over a salad...then YES they do have genetic disorders.
Don't make excuses for these people. If you burn more calories than you consume then you loose weight...simple as!
Fat bastards! :no
It's not that simple
Some people stay the same weight or even gain weight no matter how often they exercise
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #104 on: March 11, 2009, 07:00:16 pm »
It's not that simple
Some people stay the same weight or even gain weight no matter how often they exercise

don't let science get in the way of a good excuse for being a fat lazy bastard eh?
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #105 on: March 11, 2009, 07:02:36 pm »
It's not that simple
Some people stay the same weight or even gain weight no matter how often they exercise

I personally think that's a load of bollocks.

Your weight is down to lifestyle choices and how many calories you shovel down your gullet.

You burn off more calories then you consume you will lose weight. It's science.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #106 on: March 11, 2009, 07:05:47 pm »
I don't think I'll ever have a better opportunity to post this:

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #107 on: March 11, 2009, 07:09:14 pm »
Fair enough , but that's easier said than done
And some people really can't help it , my friend eats half the amount I eat , she exercises almost as much as I do and still she gains weight a lot faster
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2009, 07:14:40 pm »
Fair enough , but that's easier said than done
And some people really can't help it , my friend eats half the amount I eat , she exercises almost as much as I do and still she gains weight a lot faster

Maybe you should gaina  few stone to make her feel better, you selfish, skinny thing.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #109 on: March 11, 2009, 07:23:59 pm »
someone tell me this is a lifestyle choice

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2009, 07:37:31 pm »
Wankers who play loud music out of the tinny speaker on their phone while walking through town or on public transport.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2009, 07:41:22 pm »
Fair enough , but that's easier said than done
And some people really can't help it , my friend eats half the amount I eat , she exercises almost as much as I do and still she gains weight a lot faster

your friend eats half the amount you eat when you are with her.

Then she goes home and scoffs her gob with pizzas big macs biscuits etc and complains to you that she eats half as much as you do and yet still puts on weight. Your mates telling porkies
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #113 on: March 11, 2009, 07:55:06 pm »
And then eating them.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #114 on: March 11, 2009, 08:16:27 pm »
Mila Kunis is gorgeous but she looks like a hobbit in that photo
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #115 on: March 11, 2009, 08:18:21 pm »
She looks embarrassed to me. But then I would be if I had my picture taken with Culkin.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2009, 08:52:05 pm »
People who walk really slowly down the middle of a small pavement so you can't overtake them.  Selfish twats.

And even worse, people who overtake you whilst walking and THEN slow down in the middle of the pavement.  These are the absolute worst kind of depraved pedestrian EVER. 

Had one the other day whilst walking into work, Mr. Knobhead overtook me when I was going along at a decent rate and then slowed right down.  Thought fuck you, started walking a lot quicker and positioned myself about 2 inches behind his outside shoulder so he was trapped between carrying on at my pace or losing face and stopping.  Force-walked the fucker at powerwalk speed all the way down stokes croft in bristol (if you know it) because he had too much of an ego to pull up.  I took pity and let him go at a set of traffic lights because it looked like his shins were hurting.

Last time Mr. Knobhead will pull that stunt.

People who carry umbrellas who don't have the self awareness to appreciate that they have to give everything 2 feet more space because they're carrying a huge sheet of plastic above their heads.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2009, 09:25:04 pm »
Slow walkers are the absolute bane of my life, especially when they take up the whole of the pavement

Having said that if Im in town sometimes I could be walking one way then suddenly stop and wheel around cos I want to go another way which probably scares anyone behind me ;D
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2009, 09:27:37 pm »
People who carry umbrellas who don't have the self awareness to appreciate that they have to give everything 2 feet more space because they're carrying a huge sheet of plastic above their heads.

Or backpacks. The number of times they swing round and clout someone in the face.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2009, 10:38:22 pm »
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