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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #880 on: October 9, 2019, 12:36:26 am »
Fair point although I do actually remember watching Kula Shaker perform Tattva some time around Euro 96. Peak 90s. :D

Govinda was the one Kula Shaker song that I semi-liked. There were a few other bands from that era who were famous for one song, but not the one song of theirs that I liked. I think it was because I caught them on Jools Holland. Eg. Stereolab and Les Yper Sound, Ben Folds Five and Philosophy.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #881 on: October 9, 2019, 12:40:31 am »
Govinda was the one Kula Shaker song that I semi-liked. There were a few other bands from that era who were famous for one song, but not the one song of theirs that I liked. I think it was because I caught them on Jools Holland. Eg. Stereolab and Les Yper Sound, Ben Folds Five and Philosophy.

Kula Shaker did a great great cover of "Hush"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #883 on: October 9, 2019, 07:42:06 am »
Brilliant again this week.  I love the small touches like Ed Woodward having already signed Ole's desk and his phone having been retrieved from the canal behind him  :lmao :lmao
That Sean / Matt Longstaff story was pure class as well. I have two kids, they are just like that, watching Sean and Matt walk to sunset with Mark Knopfler guitar playing made me realise it is a bit dusty here as well...

David Squires is a genius. How he does this week in week out I have no idea.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #884 on: October 9, 2019, 01:14:09 pm »
Between "great and umatched wisdom" and the Rooney-Vardy instagram battle, there's some potentially brilliant material this week for Squires to weave in

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #885 on: October 9, 2019, 05:41:41 pm »
The only slight fault is missing out Keane's pointless pointing at Hendricks, just before he scored.


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #886 on: October 13, 2019, 05:40:24 pm »
Between "great and umatched wisdom" and the Rooney-Vardy instagram battle, there's some potentially brilliant material this week for Squires to weave in

Except he's on holiday.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #887 on: October 19, 2019, 10:51:42 am »
Except he's on holiday.

He has a retrospective / 'buy my cartoons' up this week though...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2019/oct/16/buy-a-classic-david-squires-cartoon-from-our-collection

(links to the complete cartoons in the narratives)

I bet everyone thought it was his tongue...  :o
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #890 on: October 22, 2019, 04:11:12 pm »
Quote
Strategy for reading Squires' strips:

Step 1: read the text, casual glance at the drawings
Step 2: re-read, take a more detailed look at the drawings
Step 3: 3rd pass, forensically scanning drawings for subtle jokes, try to suppress hubris at having found them all
Step 4: read BTL comments and realise you've missed one or more
Step 5: re-read BTL comments, realise you missed more again and your mother, teachers and significant really did have a point…


The cereal box... ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #892 on: October 22, 2019, 04:33:15 pm »
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #893 on: October 22, 2019, 05:10:32 pm »
And the kids :D
I liked Moss's duvet. And his Moss is Boss mug.

What's all the intellectual property stuff about this week?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #894 on: October 29, 2019, 11:11:54 am »
Where's Mesut?



This might be his masterpiece.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #895 on: October 29, 2019, 11:17:17 am »
Some classic touches there from angry Sir Chips Keswick to Mertesacker's Gunnersaurus belt buckle (and Torreira on his shoulder)

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #896 on: October 29, 2019, 11:18:21 am »
Some classic touches there from angry Sir Chips Keswick to Mertesacker's Gunnersaurus belt buckle

'Denis Suarez' shirts still available.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #897 on: October 29, 2019, 11:20:01 am »
Corbyn and Piers Moron in-between Bellerin and Steve Bould. Gnabry and Steve Morrow in there too ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #898 on: October 29, 2019, 11:23:58 am »
That is amazing!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #899 on: October 29, 2019, 11:24:15 am »
Podolski's kebab van and an elephant leg on a spit!!!  ;D Oh and I like Cech in his Guildford hockey jersey too.

I did find Mezut too  :P

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #900 on: October 29, 2019, 11:31:28 am »
Corbyn and Piers Moron in-between Bellerin and Steve Bould. Gnabry and Steve Morrow in there too ;D

And Bin Laden!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #901 on: October 29, 2019, 11:33:38 am »
The Nayim chip over David Seaman takes some beating.  Althought it was more of a lob.....

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #902 on: October 29, 2019, 11:37:32 am »
We’re gonna have to get a top to bottom list going (including more obscure explanations!)

What’s the book on the piano? Ashley Cole?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #903 on: October 29, 2019, 11:39:08 am »
Where's Mesut?



This might be his masterpiece.



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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #904 on: October 29, 2019, 11:39:46 am »
We’re gonna have to get a top to bottom list going (including more obscure explanations!)

What’s the book on the piano? Ashley Cole?


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #905 on: October 29, 2019, 11:40:32 am »
God Damn it Ray......

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #906 on: October 29, 2019, 11:41:59 am »
We’re gonna have to get a top to bottom list going (including more obscure explanations!)

What’s the book on the piano? Ashley Cole?

yeah it's My Defence by Ashley Cole!

And I'm presuming that's Alexis and his dogs at the piano! And Arsene and Gunnersaurus listening to a retro JVC radio cassette  8)

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #907 on: October 29, 2019, 11:45:03 am »
I'm very amused at Igor Stepanovs facing the wrong direction and looking at the wall at the back.

It reminds me of the story Amy Lawrence tells of how Wenger ended up signing him in the first place.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #908 on: October 29, 2019, 11:45:05 am »
yeah it's My Defence by Ashley Cole!

And I'm presuming that's Alexis and his dogs at the piano! And Arsene and Gunnersaurus listening to a retro JVC radio cassette  8)

That’s a Shawshank Redemption nod from another Arsene Classic by Squires .
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #910 on: October 29, 2019, 11:56:18 am »
Sanchez on the piano :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #911 on: October 29, 2019, 12:48:40 pm »
Corbyn and Piers Moron in-between Bellerin and Steve Bould. Gnabry and Steve Morrow in there too ;D

I'm a bad person, but the Steve Morrow picture made me laugh.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #912 on: October 29, 2019, 01:16:35 pm »
Glorious.  Funny how you recognise no.27 instantly, it’s been more than twenty years since he got his five seconds on the telly.

Speaking of guys making a comeback after a spell out the public eye, I saw Ty again a few weeks ago out in the wild.  A woman had stopped him to grab a selfie, inevitably.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #913 on: October 29, 2019, 01:24:10 pm »
I think this my favourite Squires ever.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #914 on: October 29, 2019, 01:26:30 pm »
Where's Mesut?



This might be his masterpiece.

Very good, almost an Arsenal Coldwar_Steve https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #915 on: October 29, 2019, 02:08:17 pm »
Just noticed the Herbert Chapman facepalm.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #916 on: October 29, 2019, 02:25:24 pm »
Who’s Jean-Paul the french exchange student?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #917 on: October 30, 2019, 11:37:46 am »
lowkey reference to Pat Rice cause he always looked like that on the bench next to Wenger. :)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #919 on: November 5, 2019, 11:36:48 am »
the At The Drive-In poster!