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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37160 on: March 18, 2017, 06:22:49 pm »
They've picked up more points and scored more goals than any other side in the Premier League in 2017 so far.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37161 on: March 18, 2017, 06:32:00 pm »
The problem I envisage is one where they try to replace Lukaku like-for-like. Not necessarily in style of play, but a top quality, 20 goal a season striker. You know, the kind of striker like Lukaku who wants to play Champions League football. They will get a bare minimum of £50 million for him and they will have the cash to reinvest but the smart play would be to continue to improve the squad. Of course they will need to buy a striker to replace him but 2 or 3 15-20 million signings will be better for them than trying to look everywhere and kid themselves that they can attract a superstar (or even someone a tier below with potential to go higher like Lacazette).

They need a new goalie, Baines is on the wane and they need a couple of centre halves. Gueye and Schneiderlin together is a decent pairing and Davies looks like a talent. But I think they'll do a West Ham and throw money (or at least pretend to) at every striker across Europe in the hope one says yes. They are a massive, massive club after all.
No they, should buy Rickie Lambert, Emre Can, Alberto, Moreno and Balotelli with the money.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37162 on: March 18, 2017, 08:39:21 pm »
I like when they're confident going into the derby.

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« Reply #37163 on: March 18, 2017, 08:58:43 pm »
It's slightly mad that Lukaku is the first Ev player to score 20+ goals in the premier league for them given they've always occupied around 6th place, although not so much when you actually look at the players who held the previous high scoring records :D

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« Reply #37164 on: March 20, 2017, 04:44:43 pm »
So it seems they are going to be announcing plans for a new stadium this week. Apparently my head will fall off according to a very odd individual who couldn't comprehend that i actually do not care.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37165 on: March 20, 2017, 05:31:22 pm »
So it seems they are going to be announcing plans for a new stadium this week. Apparently my head will fall off according to a very odd individual who couldn't comprehend that i actually do not care.

Key word there is..announce.

Not pay for... ;)
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37166 on: March 20, 2017, 06:51:48 pm »
Key word there is..announce.

Not pay for... ;)

I've never seen them so giddy. It's hilarious. Our heads are falling off apparently. Yeah, definitely. I hope it gets built. My head will fall off with laughter at the thought of them building a 60,000 seater stadium and the subsequent realisation that it will have 20,000 empty seats every fortnight.

Or my head will fall off in 2 years time when it dawns on them that they have 'funding' issues and it goes the same way as the Kings Dock plan, or the Tesco stadium, or the Walton Park stadium. History has a way of repeating itself, somehow they are oblivious to this.

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« Reply #37167 on: March 20, 2017, 07:20:20 pm »
God, I hope they don't end up with 50 million quids worth of drawings like we did. 

Seriously, they never learn, do they? 

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« Reply #37168 on: March 20, 2017, 07:26:55 pm »
So it seems they are going to be announcing plans for a new stadium this week. Apparently my head will fall off according to a very odd individual who couldn't comprehend that i actually do not care.
It's a 50,000 seater not a 60,000 anyway.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37169 on: March 20, 2017, 07:32:49 pm »
It's a 50,000 seater not a 60,000 anyway.

I'll be amazed if it's over 40,000

It will probably be something along the same lines as the King Power or St. Andrews

About 35,000 is my guess. And they'll still struggle to fill it
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« Reply #37170 on: March 20, 2017, 07:36:58 pm »
It's a 50,000 seater not a 60,000 anyway.
So does that mean my head won't fall off ? Yay. So relieved.
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« Reply #37171 on: March 20, 2017, 07:50:21 pm »


 ;D Thought I'd look at their stadium thread to see some actual news and unsurprisingly it's all about us. Really, really weird. Can anyone tell me what we are all meant to get upset about? A football team playing in a new football stadium? Is that it? And look at how incredible the likes of Arsenal, Sunderland, Darlington, Reading and co are now! As long as they fund it themselves I couldn't care.

In fairness they did stop talking about us for 2 minutes to say stuff like "We can fill it forever because West Ham do and we are bigger than them". Ignoring the fact that whatever West Ham say the attendances are it looks half empty each week and will be even more so when the novelty has worn off and the team is still shite.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37172 on: March 20, 2017, 07:53:35 pm »
We have this right twat at work and he's just got himself a flash $70K car.  Now he's got a flashy new toy but he's still a twat.
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« Reply #37173 on: March 20, 2017, 08:14:40 pm »


 ;D Thought I'd look at their stadium thread to see some actual news and unsurprisingly it's all about us. Really, really weird. Can anyone tell me what we are all meant to get upset about? A football team playing in a new football stadium? Is that it? And look at how incredible the likes of Arsenal, Sunderland, Darlington, Reading and co are now! As long as they fund it themselves I couldn't care.
This is the crucial stage missing from the above scenario where they always have problems. No doubt a billionaire accountant like Doshiri is just begging to fund it himself.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37174 on: March 20, 2017, 08:23:02 pm »
It's a 50,000 seater not a 60,000 anyway.

Can they fill a 50,000 seater, they struggle enough selling out the current one. In fact they are forever flogging off tickets on our council website.  ;D
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« Reply #37175 on: March 20, 2017, 08:29:39 pm »
Can they fill a 50,000 seater, they struggle enough selling out the current one. In fact they are forever flogging off tickets on our council website.  ;D

Buy two Happy Meals at Mickey D's and you get a voucher for a free season ticket.  ;)
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« Reply #37176 on: March 20, 2017, 08:32:46 pm »
I'll be amazed if it's over 40,000

50,000 seater proposal but lets see if they get the dosh first :)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37177 on: March 20, 2017, 08:33:33 pm »
So what do we reckon, will it be an identikit soulless bowl or will they have let the lad on an apprenticeship have a go at designing it and do for stadia what Homer Simpson did for cars?



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« Reply #37178 on: March 20, 2017, 08:34:25 pm »
Buy two Happy Meals at Mickey D's and you get a voucher for a free season ticket.  ;)

It would take more than a voucher at Mickey D for me to go there, unless we're playing them of course.  ;)
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« Reply #37179 on: March 20, 2017, 08:35:22 pm »
They will get a bare minimum of £50 million for him and they will have the cash to reinvest but the smart play would be to continue to improve the squad.

That has never worked for anyone in recent memory. Us with Suarez, Napoli with Cavani, Spurs with Bale, you have to put the money back into that same position. Lukaku cost £28m and they will sell for about £50m, they need another £25-30m player to replace the things he offers.

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« Reply #37180 on: March 20, 2017, 08:38:59 pm »
Can just feel that my head is about to fall off, lads.

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« Reply #37181 on: March 20, 2017, 08:41:40 pm »
How many proposals will this be now that they've announced? They on the hatrick?

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« Reply #37182 on: March 20, 2017, 08:44:36 pm »
How many proposals will this be now that they've announced? They on the hatrick?

Going past that..

Kings Dock, Tesco stadium, and then Walton Park.
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« Reply #37183 on: March 20, 2017, 08:52:51 pm »
Going past that..

Kings Dock, Tesco stadium, and then Walton Park.
Not to mention the shared stadium in Stanley Park, they tried to hijack.  ;)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37184 on: March 20, 2017, 08:57:52 pm »



That's absolute quality. That fella should be earning a living on the stage, with levels of delusion like that.

Brilliant.  Pure comedy gold. :D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37185 on: March 20, 2017, 09:04:56 pm »
Not to mention the shared stadium in Stanley Park, they tried to hijack.  ;)

I was just gonna post that. This is their 5th try :D

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« Reply #37186 on: March 20, 2017, 09:17:06 pm »
That has never worked for anyone in recent memory. Us with Suarez, Napoli with Cavani, Spurs with Bale, you have to put the money back into that same position. Lukaku cost £28m and they will sell for about £50m, they need another £25-30m player to replace the things he offers.

Honestly i don't see them being able to replace Lukaku with 25-30m player. The market is crazy now.
If they are smart, they can try to offload Ross Barkley to Utd for extra cash, only Utd can be that idiot to pay big bucks for him.

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« Reply #37187 on: March 20, 2017, 09:24:45 pm »
Gotta replace a number of ageing players on the 7th best team in the league while paying for a stadium. They're gonna do that and overtake 3 teams in the process?

Ok, looking forward to it.
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« Reply #37188 on: March 20, 2017, 09:27:53 pm »
Gotta replace a number of ageing players on the 7th best team in the league while paying for a stadium. They're gonna do that and overtake 3 teams in the process?

Ok, looking forward to it.

£250 million on the stadium £250 million on the squad, job done.

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« Reply #37189 on: March 20, 2017, 09:31:53 pm »
I was just gonna post that. This is their 5th try :D

Do they get a bonus point for 5 tries?
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« Reply #37190 on: March 20, 2017, 09:56:41 pm »
Not to mention the shared stadium in Stanley Park, they tried to hijack.  ;)
didnt fat joe ask jwh in an early meeting if they'd build a stadium and let Everton rent it?

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« Reply #37191 on: March 20, 2017, 10:00:51 pm »
£250 million on the stadium £250 million on the squad, job done.

Moshiri has TRILLIONS, don't you know. Trillions.

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« Reply #37192 on: March 20, 2017, 10:22:29 pm »
I bet they'll have a spade in the ground within 60 days of announcing the new stadium.
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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« Reply #37193 on: March 20, 2017, 10:36:17 pm »
Imagine they open a new stadium and we beat them 4-0 in the first official match.

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« Reply #37194 on: March 20, 2017, 10:38:46 pm »
Imagine they open a new stadium and we beat them 4-0 in the first official match.
id rather it was a similar type of game to old Traffords first game

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« Reply #37195 on: March 20, 2017, 11:18:30 pm »
Do they get a bonus point for 5 tries?
They get to put one of these on their kit


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« Reply #37196 on: March 21, 2017, 12:21:14 am »
Meanwhile on GOT

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Monaco's Kylian Mbappé, 18 years old - successful already at the Champions League level this year, compared to Thierry Henry should be targeted as potential Lukaku successor (or #2 to Rom, if he stays).

Dortmund's Ousamane Dembele, 19 years old - he might push out Aubameyang, that's how good he is already. 6 Goals and 9 Assists in just 15 starts and 23 appearances in the Bundesliga

Yes, go for the guy who's possibly better than someone you could never get

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IN
Timo Horn - 8m (his release clause)
Charlie Taylor - 5m (tribunal fee)
Rachid Ghezzal - free
Michael Keane - 25m (only one year left from his contract)
Jose Gimenez - 30m (only one year left from his contract)
Youri Tielemans - 30m
Gylfi Sigurdsson - 30m
Wayne Rooney - free (United will happily let him go just to get him off the books)
Patrik Schick - 22m (his release clause)
TOTAL = 150m

OUT
James McCarthy - 20m
Ramiro Funes Mori - 15m
Kevin Mirallas - 10m
Tom Cleverley - 8m
Oumar Niasse - 10m
Gerard Deulofeu - 20m
Aaron Lennon - 3m
Aiden McGeady - 1m
Shani Tarashaj - 1m
Luke Garbutt - 1m
Conor Grant - 1m
TOTAL = 90m

NET SPEND = +60m

£75m for fumes more, McCarthy, Mirallas, deulefou and niasse, indeed.

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I say we go for a realistic option. James Rodriguez.

Which one?

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Talking to a mate last night. A good point was raised, so much so compared to previous years.

The timing of the contract news is bad, but consider what month they are doing it in? Season ticket renewal time? Considering they have done this before over moshiri and war chests, promises of business early and the rest, is the timing a bit odd? Consider it this way, as soon as it comes to season ticket renewal time, our best player comes out, rejects a contract and demands the club show ambition and sign better players to challenge for the champions league spots. We then release a statement saying don't worry, he is our player etc.

It is almost like the message is trying to be put out there that the club is finally going to have a bit of ambition and invest in the team, kinda like last season around the same time?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37197 on: March 21, 2017, 12:26:34 am »
They're always better than us, always in every position they're better than us and they will beat us is what I've been reading from them

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« Reply #37198 on: March 21, 2017, 01:40:59 am »
They're always better than us, always in every position they're better than us and they will beat us is what I've been reading from them

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« Reply #37199 on: March 21, 2017, 10:42:05 am »
Just checked.  My head's still on.
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