Author Topic: Liverpool 0 v 1 Stoke 1-1 AET 5-4 Pens Lge Cup SF 2nd Lg 26/1/2016 Arnautovic 45  (Read 116614 times)

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The linesman is on Stoke's payroll though, surely? How the f did he miss that offside?
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Will Phil be back for the final?

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Firmino with a toe poke was our first

You're right.....we were unstoppable.........the second part of my post was the most pertinent .....play like that at wembley and the only thing we're coming home with is a right fuckin cob on...
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Jesus H fucking shitting Christ... My eyes are bleeding at seeing that.

Must have been the pressure or the occasion, but fuck me ragged, that has to go down as the worst game of football I've seen in years.

But...

Fuck it, we won! And those inbred c*nts went out. Fucking shithouse fans and shithouse players. We played like c*nts and yet you're still not at Wembley. Fucking choke on it. Wankers.
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Stoke did enough to win

Fuck off Higgybottom

Yes....clearly?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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That was a pisspoor performance, thank you Mignolet for saving us. Can really needs a break. His worst performance for us, but such a talent. Really looking forward to the final though! ;D
Yip- that pen rounded out his perfomances of late. He needs a rest.

Anyway- not gonna dwell on the negatives now. I've had a helluva hairy 120 minutes. Can't take anymore negativity..
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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I've just lost my shit. Such tenacity and will to win. This is what football is all about. I fucking love this club and players and the character they showed. Fucking WARRIORS. I love this belief I'm seeing in the team. Refusal to lose. Utter refusal to lose. Fucking brilliant. Heroes. GET THE FUCK IN.

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Shout out to Lucas Leiva for burying the rebound to his penalty too  :D. Got the crowd going and it pissed off the Stoke fans, which is slats a bonus.

Yeah, he looked really nervous on his penalty and I thought he might miss but he took it so well. Benteke's penalty was awesome.
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90 minute boring stalemate (which would have done us by the way) only separated by an incompetent linesman. Fuck Stoke.
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Yeah, and I noticed that our manager was a big girl's blouse, and sat in the stand, not watching the penalties.

I've gone right off him. :D

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WEMBLEY!!!!!! On his first attempt Jurgen gets us there!

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We were knackered tonight - properly out of it - the full effect of long injury list was felt fully.

Jammy fuckers getting an offside goal - we did not deserve to lose the tie (based on our performance over both games).

Thank fuck Migs is so good at defending against penalties.

Jürgen Klopp's first Liverpool Cup Final

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Yep, sharpness was off tonight but I agree it's the toll of the same players playing every game without a break for so long.

Hopefully we'll have the cavalry back for the final.

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Did anyone else notice before the penalties were taken Klopp and Henderson were whispering to each other while looking at the players? I think Jurgen was asking him which of his teammates would be the best choices for the shootout.
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The linesman is on Stoke's payroll though, surely? How the f did he miss that offside?

he also missed a handball.......even if your back is turned it's a handball if your arm is up and you deflect the ball.
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Will Phil be back for the final?



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We do love a pen shootout don't we. Unlike England we win at them

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You could just tell it was going to happen. Muniesa walked to the spot like he had shat himself in front of a crowd of 45,000 while Stone Cold Joe Allen walked up like he had plans to rip out Jack Butland's heart and eat it.
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With Liverpool you just never know

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First final with Klopp in a difficult season.  Fuck the performance.  We're through!
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Klopp is so honest in his interviews, says it as it is, no bullshit,

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Yep, sharpness was off tonight but I agree it's the toll of the same players playing every game without a break for so long.

Hopefully we'll have the cavalry back for the final.

Even when they're fit they misplace passes have poor touches etc.

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Can we have an a thread on how it could have turned out, like an alternative outcome just for fun. I mean it would be pretty cool to see what the reactions would be there :d
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KLOPP has the British Media in his pocket

He knows all the bullshit they try and spin
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Stoke did enough to win

Fuck off Higgybottom
In terms of quality of football played maybe they did?

The wonderful thing about football is that it doesn't work like that (see us vs Manchester United for details).

Right now we need to win something....

I don't care if its a game like red star vs Barca in 91  (which severely impacted on my exam grades.)

We need to win something, that will bring more belief...
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Sakho <3

Playing on one leg since that tackle, left his absolute everything on the pitch.

Also Flanno and Lallana fought like lions. Loving the character this team shows since Klopp took over.
Early in the second half got the crowd psyched. He is such a great leader to have. Made some top blocks as well on Walters.

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Sahko my MotM, was immense against Waters and Crouch, could do nothing against the offside goal (particularly after Moreno went walk about).

After that Lucas and then Mignloet who also had a fine game.

Benteke did well when eh came on.

Big problem though was so many stupid players. henderson, off after 60 minutes of ineptitude, Can was marginally worse, no idea how he stayed on, Lallana and Milner do nothing but make dumb decisions, pure frustation, must be the dumbest squad of players, footballwise, I have ever seen at Liverpool.
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he also missed a handball.......even if your back is turned it's a handball if your arm is up and you deflect the ball.

We got some dodgy ones too you know

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Carragher being a cock with Klopp then, rein it in lad ffs.

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Reminds me of the guy in that teen movie... The Hangover yeah.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Yeah, he looked really nervous on his penalty and I thought he might miss but he took it so well. Benteke's penalty was awesome.

Yes. Benteke has looked like he's been low on confidence and then he's cool as ice when it matters. Impressive. Really good penalty that.

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I fucking love Jurgen Klopp.

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Turning point for Mignolet? Well saved penalties and some really good, assertive actions in the area.
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Carragher being a cock with Klopp then, rein it in lad ffs.

What did he say?

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We do love a pen shootout don't we. Unlike England we win at them

14/17 record now. Superb....