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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #160 on: February 2, 2021, 08:04:14 pm »
No official pics yet?
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #161 on: February 2, 2021, 08:06:16 pm »
No official pics yet?

He’s not been within spitting distance of a camera yet
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #162 on: February 2, 2021, 08:10:11 pm »
Just think, the lad's travelled about as far as he can across Europe from his home country and yet he'll be back in Istanbul again in no time...

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #163 on: February 2, 2021, 08:17:59 pm »
He’s not been within spitting distance of a camera yet
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #164 on: February 2, 2021, 08:59:18 pm »
He’s not been within spitting distance of a camera yet
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #165 on: February 2, 2021, 09:01:24 pm »
Looks like some player in this analysis video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_vcYJTPMHw&t=133s

The boy can travel with the ball no doubt, and has strength and confidence.

I like.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #166 on: February 2, 2021, 09:03:25 pm »
;D

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #167 on: February 2, 2021, 09:08:32 pm »
Thread title looks strange. Like it's about to say "Kabak sign bent"

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #168 on: February 2, 2021, 09:10:50 pm »
Thread title looks strange. Like it's about to say "Kabak sign bent"

There you go.

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Re: Kabak signs
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Re: Kabak signs
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #171 on: February 2, 2021, 09:15:06 pm »
Does anyone know what the smarterscout statistic 'defensive impact' measures? Kabak's numbers are down this season (backed up by people that have seen him play) in a poor Schalke team but defensive impact was noticeably low.

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Re: Kabak signs
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #173 on: February 2, 2021, 09:27:18 pm »
Feel like it's very important that we've upped the handsome quote in this window.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #174 on: February 2, 2021, 09:30:09 pm »
Welcome lad, welcome


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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #175 on: February 2, 2021, 09:42:36 pm »
Looks like some player in this analysis video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_vcYJTPMHw&t=133s

The boy can travel with the ball no doubt, and has strength and confidence.

I like.

Looks really composed. Good acceleration and a decent pass. Plays with maturity.
It’s easy to believe when it’s going well.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #176 on: February 2, 2021, 09:53:35 pm »


Looks like someone just told him our injury record this season
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Re: Kabak signs
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #178 on: February 2, 2021, 10:03:16 pm »
Full name on his jersey looks terrible. Almost as bad as "Ander Herrera."
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #179 on: February 2, 2021, 10:05:39 pm »
Welcome, babeh. I hope he loves English breakfast.  :)

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It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #180 on: February 2, 2021, 10:09:08 pm »
Sing Ozan
Sing Ozan
Sing Ozan till he breaks their legs
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #181 on: February 2, 2021, 10:10:17 pm »


How shit are our chairs, no wonder eveyones pulling muscles and things.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #182 on: February 2, 2021, 10:16:27 pm »
Proud of all we have done

From Paris, Madrid to Rubin Kazan

To Ozan Kabak who just has joined

In Europe will hear Kabak Kabak Kabak and wank
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #183 on: February 2, 2021, 10:17:45 pm »
Fuck, I think I am drunk...
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #184 on: February 2, 2021, 10:18:51 pm »
To the tune of UB40, Baby Come Back.......


Kabak
Baby, Kabak
Kabak
Baby, Kabak




Ok so song writing isn’t one of my strengths.
« Last Edit: February 2, 2021, 10:36:28 pm by stockdam »
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #185 on: February 2, 2021, 10:22:49 pm »
Something to the tune of The Beatles - ‘Get Back’ but obviously with Kabak..

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #186 on: February 2, 2021, 10:24:04 pm »
Paging Welshred: are people with very hairy knees less susceptible to ligament injuries?
That might have been the decisive scouting detail...

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #187 on: February 2, 2021, 10:35:10 pm »
Another crap one from me:


Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)
Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)
He really jumps so high (Bam-ba-lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-lam)
He’s so rock steady (Bam-ba-lam)
And he’s always ready (Bam-ba-lam)
Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)
Oh-Ozan Kabak (Bam-ba-lam)



Obviously to the tune of Black Betty.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #188 on: February 2, 2021, 10:35:40 pm »
Paging Welshred: are people with very hairy knees less susceptible to ligament injuries?
That might have been the decisive scouting detail...
Shit, I noticed Mo has shaved his legs recently, might need to have a word with him about that.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #189 on: February 2, 2021, 10:35:47 pm »
Something to the tune of The Beatles - ‘Get Back’ but obviously with Kabak..

Do your worst.

Joel was a man who’s legs were made of biscuits
And we knew he couldn't last
Virgil fucked his knee in a Stadium made of timber
Joe Gomez is made of glass
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak we hope you play alright
Kabak, Kabak
Kabak you’d better not be shite

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #190 on: February 2, 2021, 10:40:17 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSywtiAirKE

Banger!


I thought exactly the same and then read your post after posting my version.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #191 on: February 2, 2021, 10:42:11 pm »

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #192 on: February 2, 2021, 10:46:02 pm »
Feel like it's very important that we've upped the handsome quote in this window.

Yep, he's positively dreamy.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #193 on: February 2, 2021, 10:50:51 pm »
A very wholesome first interview on the official site with Ozan;D  he is very very very enthusiastic!



Sounds like a player who has signed permanently.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #194 on: February 2, 2021, 10:50:59 pm »
A very wholesome first interview on the official site with Ozan;D  he is very very very enthusiastic!

Thanks for that, I haven't seen him play much but really excited about this signing for some reason.

Don't know why but this did tickle me:

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For our supporters, how would you describe yourself as a player?

I would say I'm physically strong and a ball-playing centre-back. I'm good in the air. Sometimes I can score! I try to score sometimes. That's it I think.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #195 on: February 2, 2021, 11:01:56 pm »
Thanks for that, I haven't seen him play much but really excited about this signing for some reason.

Don't know why but this did tickle me:

:D


 ;D

 that’s the comment that made me think how wholesome it was! Like a kid answering what his best subjects where in school.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #196 on: February 2, 2021, 11:18:25 pm »

 ;D

 that’s the comment that made me think how wholesome it was! Like a kid answering what his best subjects where in school.

ha ha yeah ;D
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #197 on: February 3, 2021, 12:03:08 am »
Yep, he's positively dreamy.

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Re: Kabak signs
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #199 on: February 3, 2021, 01:08:08 am »
Thanks for that, I haven't seen him play much but really excited about this signing for some reason.
Don't know why but this did tickle me:
Haha. Seems like the guy is full of enthusiasm. Love that. But when I just read one of our fans replied on Facebook / Twitter,

"It's just a loan, Kabak... Not permanent and you could be offloaded back to Schalke"...

It boils me up. The guy just signed with Liverpool FC, one of the biggest clubs in the world and what's the point being a fan when you are not even welcoming him.

Yes, for sure we understand it's just a loan, not a permanent contract... But Kabak seems like REALLY HAPPY to be with us based on his interview.
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!